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Do you ever wonder if the people who have left us, who have escaped into reality, ever think about us as they are living life in the world?

 

Like does Speedz ever chuckle to himself when knuckle busting some cat, for medical reasons, and think about the funny comments we would have if he posted a story or two.

 

Or does JJJ ever miss us while making some spreadsheet at work, remembering all the great times he kept track of the postings here.

 

Shake doesnt cause hes a dead loser.

 

But maybe some of them do. I hope so. I hope they do.

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I dont care about any of them just so we are clear.

 

My motivation is shot. A bull shit decision went agaisnt me, which could keep me from getting promoted. So pardon me if i dont give a fvck today.

 

I really want to get a new car, but obviously getting one when i dont need it isnt "responsible." But man i want to get a mercedes or a bmw just to have it.

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I dont care about any of them just so we are clear.

 

My motivation is shot. A bull shit decision went agaisnt me, which could keep me from getting promoted. So pardon me if i dont give a fvck today.

 

I really want to get a new car, but obviously getting one when i dont need it isnt "responsible." But man i want to get a mercedes or a bmw just to have it.

 

Get one. What the hell else are you spending your money on? Be happy. Driving a nice ride is fun

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Get one. What the hell else are you spending your money on? Be happy. Driving a nice ride is fun

 

You are probably right. I think in the end i will wait because i while i can afford it, bettet to invest that money now and get a car later when i hit 6 figures.

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You are probably right. I think in the end i will wait because i while i can afford it, bettet to invest that money now and get a car later when i hit 6 figures.

 

Based on the scuttlebutt, you ain't getting there anytime soon

 

JJJ, crap. Excitement to see him, I insulted I'm not missed

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been getting crushed at work.

 

this pompous, worthless woman got laid off yesterday. she was like in her early 50s and brought no business or discernible value, and probably made like $50k/yr or something. it was so satisfying. she tried to delegate a project to me in late 2014--one which she had pitched to management as an opportunity when they hired her in 2013--and asked that I get it done (start to finish) within two weeks, estimating 15 hours. I agreed to look at it, then had my boss email her saying that it was not possible with my workload.

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is there anything worse than a bad sleeve of saltines? i mean the first sleeve was burned, almost no salt or taste. so i tossed it. second sleeve is the same thing, so i braved forward hoping the sharp cheddar cubes would carry the day. i was wrong. i was so wrong.

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Essay, I got your hug in. Happily.

 

 

That damn brvy and his gigantic bladder outsmarted me. He got the check while I went and pee'd. I'm none too pleased. I really wanted to pay. Brvy had 3 LIT's and 2 Caucasians. I respected that order. We broke bread. Never at a loss for conversation. He really is too nice for words. Until I mentioned tilty. Kidding.

 

I suggest meeting Brvy if he's in your area. He was kind enough to drive to me, 45 minutes away. Truly a saint and I'm glad he did.

 

Fcker stole my check.

 

And got Bruno a damn gift. And what did I get him? NOTHING. Arghhhhh. He bested me. And no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't make him uncomfortable.

 

Until he asked if he tipped enough. I said it didn't matter, our waitress was black. He said I was no better than suited.

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Brvy and I are men. We don't snap photos or take selfies or post on instatwitter or Facegram. We drink Long Island Iced teas and White Russians, like gentlemen.

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Despite our differences, I have no doubt brvy is a super nice guy. We've been getting along for a while now and I'm sure we would in person too. Really cool that he was able to meet Ron and Cobalt this week.

 

I'm in Southern CA, about 10 minutes from where I used to live. Kind of a weird feeling. I'm off to Vegas tomorrow though so there's that.

 

There is a chipotle next door to my hotel so I went there for dinner. Burrito bowl with white rice, pinto beans, chicken, mild and hot sauce, corn, sour cream, cheese and guacamole. Solid. Eyes were bigger than my stomach so I also ordered chips and guacamole. Over indulging is for winners!

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