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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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The girls from last night both work as IT recruiters and when I said I work with excel they're like we could probably place you somewhere for $35/hr. I told her I'd need at least $40 more jokingly than anything and she was almost offended.

 

But then I got to thinking about it and to give up my job security and cushy situation and great benefits (her words, they place people at my company and know how we compare) and not to mention that 40% of my "raise" would go to taxes I might actually need $40/hr to go to contract work.

 

I don't think I'm worth $40/hr, especially doing mainly programming type stuff, btw.

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i just dont want to be a guy who goes to a strip club alone. Probably stupid but thats it.

 

So you deprive yourself of something you clearly want to do because, you're blocking yourself

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I much prefer real world nice body, pretty face over the Barbie doll, stereotyped stripper look. Just way sexier to me.

 

Sounds like a fun night Napa. Too bad the two girls bailed on you though.

 

And, I'm with SA. I can't see me going to a strip club alone. Hell, I don't even like going out to a restaurant for dinner alone.

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Hell, I don't even like going out to a restaurant for dinner alone.

 

Wrong. No one counts how many trips to the salad bar you make or how gregarious you are with the blue cheese ladle.

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I don't totally get that mentality. Is it being worried about what strangers think about you?

 

I would prefer to go to a bar/restaurant with friends, but sometimes alone is cool too. Sit at the bar, eat your food, read something on your phone. At a movie, who cares? You can't talk during anyway. At a strip club. Do you really need a buddy there while you are trying to get a hard on or filling your spank bank?

 

I get on some level you guys being younger and still sort of caring (wrongly) what strangers think, but it's such a waste of time imo.

 

Hell, I remember back in the day, there were these regulars at TGIFridays (my brother was a bartender there) that were there 3 nights a week, alone. They came so much, they knew everyone that worked at the bar and got to know the other regulars. Not saying to do it that much. Maybe I just like watching people mix and mingle and make up stories about them. Then, with a proper lubrication, I'll make a quip, it'll be funny, because I'm good, then I can be in the mix if I choose

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Brv, did you follow Werner Twertzog? Every once in a while he's fantastic!

 

Nope, but I am now.

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I do eat at restaurants alone quite a bit with my current job, I just don't like to. And I rarely sit at the bar. If I'm going to be there alone I'd much rather pick out a table where I can people watch.

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But the drinkers and the people trying to get some new ass are at the bar. Better then watching the family of 4 on their big night out

 

At least I think so. Drinkers always more entertaining

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It makes me feel bad about myself and self concious. If im there alone i feel weird and wouldnt be able to have any fun. Sometimes i feel that way when i go to the mall alone so i just leave because i cant be there anymore.

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It makes me feel bad about myself and self concious. If im there alone i feel weird and wouldnt be able to have any fun. Sometimes i feel that way when i go to the mall alone so i just leave because i cant be there anymore.

 

In all seriousness and in total sincerity, you should seriously consider talking to a therapist. It certainly couldn't hurt.

 

Don't you also feel bad about yourself when you're home alone all weekend too?

 

 

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I dont feel bad when im home alone cause im used to it and i have so many things to distract me like sports and netflix and youtube and porn.

 

Out in the world i see some loser at the casino and somewhere inside my mind i know that im the same type loser and it makes me sad. At the casino alone on friday night cause i have nothing else to do. At the strip club alone would just make it worse, i guess, so i havent done it. 0lus the strip clubs here suck after the law changes so its not worth it.

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I'd rather be at the casino alone. Nobody to worry about if they are wanting to leave or whatever. Plus, we aren't playing together anyway.

 

Except wheni lose and the wife wins. That's good.

 

Staying at the MGM tonight because everywhere else was $200 plus for tonight. Even the MGM is $129 so maybe there's something going on in town this week?

 

Taking some cash in case I get a wild hair to play. Mostly hoping nobody commits suicide down the hall causing police men to wake me up/kick me out at 7am tomorrow morning.

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You can't pick up a room at the Luxor for $50? I see those emails all the time.

 

I guess, why bother if you aren't paying

 

 

What are the strip club laws in Missouri? Or Kansas? I still have no idea where you live

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Section 573.531

 

3. No person shall knowingly or intentionally, in a sexually oriented business, appear in a state of nudity.

 

4. No employee shall knowingly or intentionally, in a sexually oriented business, appear in a semi-nude condition unless the employee, while semi-nude, shall be and remain on a fixed stage at least six feet from all patrons and at least eighteen inches from the floor in a room of at least six hundred square feet.

 

5. No employee, who appears in a semi-nude condition in a sexually oriented business, shall knowingly or intentionally touch a patron or the clothing of a patron in a sexually oriented business.

 

6. A sexually oriented business, which exhibits on the premises, through any mechanical or electronic image-producing device, a film, video cassette, digital video disc, or other video reproduction, characterized by an emphasis on the display of specified sexual activities or specified anatomical areas shall comply with the following requirements:

 

(1) The interior of the premises shall be configured in such a manner that there is an unobstructed view from an operator's station of every area of the premises, including the interior of each viewing room but excluding restrooms, to which any patron is permitted access for any purpose;

 

(2) An operator's station shall not exceed thirty-two square feet of floor area;

 

(3) If the premises has two or more operator's stations designated, the interior of the premises shall be configured in such a manner that there is an unobstructed view of each area of the premises to which any patron is permitted access for any purpose from at least one of the operator's stations;

 

(4) The view required under this subsection shall be by direct line of sight from the operator's station;

 

(5) It is the duty of the operator to ensure that at least one employee is on duty and situated in an operator's station at all times that any patron is on the portion of the premises monitored by such operator station; and

 

(6) It shall be the duty of the operator and of any employees present on the premises to ensure that the view area specified in this subsection remains unobstructed by any doors, curtains, walls, merchandise, display racks, or other materials or enclosures at all times that any patron is present on the premises.

 

8. No operator shall allow or permit a sexually oriented business to be or remain open between the hours of 12:00 midnight and 6:00 a.m. on any day.

 

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Man, I am so happy I don't live in one of those shitty states. No snow, no stupid laws worrying about consenting adults.

 

 

Florida, just plenty o crazy, and that's it

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If you have a ticket on a gravy train, your objective should be to take as much money AWAY from the game as you can. Do not keep recirculating it back into the game, perpetually doubling back down.

 

During the poker boom, I lived by this. I played at a level I knew I could beat and relentlessly took as much money out of poker as I could. I rarely moved up but for occasional bum-hunts. Now that money is gone and the game is FAR harder, I'm fine. How many former 'big name heroes' are screwed? Or living Eskimo Clark type lives, hoboing from one little hit to the next? Everyone who made gajillions in tech in the late 90's lost it if they stayed in. All those realtors with high school diplomas making 175K a year in 2004 and 2005, they got ruthlessly culled in the reckoning of 08-09. The guys in the oil and gas industry making 100K a year in the Dakotas or Houston driving a truck, the ongoing layoffs are looking to be biblical...

 

A friend of mine just got sent packing from Bakken. 4 solid years clearing low six figures for a relatively trivial industrial skill. What does he have to show for it? A nice 2013 truck (paid), 40K in equity in a house he now can't afford and 4 years worth of lighting money on fire during multi-annual Vegas debauchery trips like some dumb coon. And 9 grand in the bank.

 

The mistake they all make is bulking up an unsustainable lifestyle when things are good, leaving them vulnerable when things change. Everyone does this. They're all idiots. I cannot wait until this current equities bubble pops. When it happens nobody knows but man oh man, its going to be hilarious.

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