Essay21 2,385 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sources tell me that napa is the man. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Forgive me, Strat, for I have sinned. We had thanksgiving at work today and I got as much food as I wanted and a slice of apple pie. Although it wasn't really all that much food. A coworker even commented "what are you on a diet or something?" I didn't want to say "yes" but I was able to cover by saying "no, I just don't like my food to touch", which is true. Can you imagine if I had said that to a similarly obese female coworker? I'd be fired. #DoubleStandard #NotAllMen #MalePrivilege #HarrassmentGoesBothWays 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Really getting that thanksgiving in early, arent we? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 It's all part of the attack on the Christian Right let me tell you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Preach. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Napa is killing it today. Im not killing it today. Work is already very boring and I hate it. Cant imagine doing it for the rest of my life. Just cant. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Essay, you should volunteer to coach youth baseball. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 i really should. and basketball and football. i really did love it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Gonna go hoop on some fools at the Y tonight. BALL DO NOT LIE Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 After a few months of futility, I've been on a nice role in indoor soccer the last couple weeks. 7 goals in two games, and two nice 1-goal victories against some decent competition (for us). Feels good. Feels real good. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Oh, we were the DVDA Superstars for a couple years (Orgazmo), but have been the Hoopleheads for the last few. Need a new name. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Just checked into my hotel in downtown San Diego. Going to go have some drinks and dinner in the gas lamp district. I will report back for the foodies in the room. Last night was a place in Anaheim,the Original Fish Company I think it was called. So freaking good. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I got super drunk in the gas lamp district when I was there. Even rode a mechanical bull at some bar. I crashed in a hotel suite with like 12 other people, 3 of whom I had met prior to the night, and the next morning I had no choice but to use the toilet and the hollow foam core board door may as well have been a Marshall amp for my butthole. Everybody heard me and I'm sure it just reeked. That was an awkward walk out of the bathroom. That was a fun vacation. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Essay, you should volunteer to coach youth baseball. Would you let him around your kids? Essay, consult with Cobalt, he plays online poker on the reg Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 i have coached all three sports and i was by far the best coach by both knowledge about the game and demeanor with the kids. it's probably what i would have been best at in life and enjoyed the most. and instead of being a teacher coach i wasted my life being an attorney who doesn't practice law at a bank. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Or the American Dream, dad-version. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 thing is, i got tv so i'll never be truly lonely. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I got super drunk in the gas lamp district when I was there. Even rode a mechanical bull at some bar. I crashed in a hotel suite with like 12 other people, 3 of whom I had met prior to the night, and the next morning I had no choice but to use the toilet and the hollow foam core board door may as well have been a Marshall amp for my butthole. Everybody heard me and I'm sure it just reeked. That was an awkward walk out of the bathroom. That was a fun vacation. Must have been the double douce, a country bar. That was our last stop. We started at de vue Syrah or some such wine bar. Had a couple glasses of wine then went to a sushi place called Full Moon. Super good. We had a couple of rolls and some sashimi, I had yellow fin tuna, then we asked the chef to make us something spicy. He made a spicy soft shell crab roll and a spicy tuna...maybe? I don't remember but it was good. Then we wandered down the street and this hot blond and brunette, both in leggings, talked us into a coffee at an Italian place. Then the guy Im with ended up getting in touch with some guy he knew from Florida and he just happened to be in San Diego...visiting his boyfriend. So we met up with them and went back to the wine bar. The place was rocking by then and he bartender bought us a shot of Hennessy to go with the beers we ordered. We had a few more beers, the bartender bought us another shot, then the gay guy and his boyfriend left....so we headed to the double duece. I took a few videos of girls riding the bull...hopefully I can figure out how to post them at some point...we had several more beers, bought a shot of Jack for a couple of girls, and hung out for a couple hours. About 1 am that place started clearing out so we went and found a pizza place and bought a couple slices a piece and then started wandering down the road until a cab mercessly stopped to give us a ride to our hotel. It's almost 2 am now and Im still drunk as a sailor. Don't think we're going to get started at our normal 8 am tomorrow. Wine +sushi+gay friends+beers+ hot girls riding/falling off a mechanical bull+pizza = a fun night in the gas lamp district. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 wait why is tilt out partying like an unmarried twenty something? well a normal twenty something, not the ones in here. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Tilty needs to calm down. Just got this job buddy, dont want to be hungover on your second day. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Tilt, you're living the dream. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 End of the second WEEK SA. And I don't know why. The plan was a couple of drinks and dinner. Somewhere along the way we fell down the rabbit hole of shots and multiple beers and chatting up drunk 20 something women. Woke up feeling wrecked. Can't decide if I'm just hung over or still a little drunk. Took a shower and made my way down for some coffee but it's not kicking in yet. TGIF. I'm too old for this shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Tilt, you're living the dream. Someone in here needs to and it's clearly not the guys in here that should be so I'll pick up the slack I guess. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I cant drink anymore. I literally cant stand the taste. Havent had a drop in months and probably wont anytime soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 A dance circle started organically around me with people chanting my name Saturday and I almost got in a fight Friday night. Don't talk to me about not being ochea. Link to post Share on other sites
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