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You've convinced me.p.s. Do you think Jason Terry knows that Steve Blake would've kicked his ass?
No chance. I was praying Terry was going to do something when they got face-to-face.This would be a perfect time to use that six degrees of NBA separation page with Terry to Blake to see if maybe he's heard about him.
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No chance. I was praying Terry was going to do something when they got face-to-face.This would be a perfect time to use that six degrees of NBA separation page with Terry to Blake to see if maybe he's heard about him.
Jason Terry 2000-01 Atlanta Hawks Der Marr Johnson Der Marr Johnson 2006-07 Denver Nuggets Steve Blake That's going the wrong way. It needs to be somebody who played with Blake first, then Terry.
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Hey Shakeweight, do you ever feel like a plastic bag? FYI, never felt like felt like this before. You're taking me higher higher higher off the ground. You feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight. Let's remove the space between me and you. Don't be a drag, just be a queen. I came to dance dance dance dance. I hit the floor cuz that's my plans plans plans plans...I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. What you got boy is hard to find. I think about it all the time. Up up here we go (go). Up up here we go (go). Grenade. I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart.btw did you know that Enrique has been to every nation? that's pretty impressive if you ask me. And, if hurricanes come after rainbows then what did the double rainbow come after? A double hurricane? Denzel is too old for that I think. All right All right. ha. haaaa! Unstoppable was pretty darn OK.
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Just got back home this afternoon....Lets see...whats new?Uh... Been intoxicated for two and a half weeks straight. Thrown out of Hooters casino. Got into a fight with two immigrants in an elevator. Pissed off entire pit at Hasienda casino. Broke record for the most pale ales drank at the triple seven. Gota ticket for driving an off road vehicle on fremont street. rode a mountain bike from downtown to the cali state line and back. Got on an episode of pawnstars. let my son plan/fly our trip back home. decided that i dont need to be back in vgas for at least a few monthsIll post pics as soon as I recouperateHope all is well

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Hey Shakeweight, do you ever feel like a plastic bag? FYI, never felt like felt like this before. You're taking me higher higher higher off the ground. You feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight. Let's remove the space between me and you. Don't be a drag, just be a queen. I came to dance dance dance dance. I hit the floor cuz that's my plans plans plans plans...I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. What you got boy is hard to find. I think about it all the time. Up up here we go (go). Up up here we go (go). Grenade. I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart.btw did you know that Enrique has been to every nation? that's pretty impressive if you ask me. And, if hurricanes come after rainbows then what did the double rainbow come after? A double hurricane? Denzel is too old for that I think. All right All right. ha. haaaa! Unstoppable was pretty darn OK.
you're a bad person.
Flowers and candles and such?
would you expect any less?
Dez Bryant says "Hi". Bitches.
is he an athletically gifted style person? tell him I said hi and I have a new car and I'm awesome.
Hope all is well
it's pretty good! I enjoy your twitter.that's what she said!
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oh hey vb, I see you down there. speedz' house stinks don't it? amirite? TERRIBLE smelling.

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I have a new car and I'm awesome.it's pretty good! I enjoy your twitter.that's what she said!
No way.... NEW car? or just new to you?Glad to hear youre still shakin, shake. Im closing one eye to post this, so things are still the same on this endI figured that my twitters were just taking up space in some unknown part of cyberspace.... good to know they were doing some good to someone out thereOn a different note, call me whenever you get the chancePics to come unless I black out first
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Hey Shakeweight
How has this not been used until now?
btw did you know that Enrique has been to every nation?
I don't believe it.
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Got on an episode of pawnstars.
Like, you saw yourself on pawnstars from a previous taping... or they were taping when you visited on this trip.
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"Bobbi Dempsey's privates are so horribly diseased that she catches her unused tampons digging escape tunnels at night. If you shake hands with her, vultures start following you."
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No way.... NEW car? or just new to you?
straight up new as new gets. it's a 2011 accord and it's badass and so am I and bitches be LOVING it. or something.and I will be attempting to replace my bathroom sink faucet this morning all by myself. fairly high chance that this will result in me no longer having a usable bathroom sink.
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so it looks like either last night or the night before, somebody broke into my truck (or really probably just opened the door since there weren't any signs of break in meaning I must have left the door unlocked). only thing I can tell is missing is my book of about 100 cds and like 5 bucks in change. there was even a full pack of cigarettes that they didn't take. makes me think it must have been some crack head (they were wearing basketball shoes according to the footprint I found), which is pretty hilarious to me since my music was all radiohead and the shins and bon iver and shit. get some culture you fucking crack head.

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so it looks like either last night or the night before, somebody broke into my truck (or really probably just opened the door since there weren't any signs of break in meaning I must have left the door unlocked). only thing I can tell is missing is my book of about 100 cds and like 5 bucks in change. there was even a full pack of cigarettes that they didn't take. makes me think it must have been some crack head (they were wearing basketball shoes according to the footprint I found), which is pretty hilarious to me since my music was all radiohead and the shins and bon iver and shit. get some culture you fucking crack head.
I saw this on FB and almost, almost posted, "Sucks, all that time illegally downloading music gone to waste!"
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dude, I was talking to the cop about the cd's being missing and I told him how only like 30 of them were originals and the rest were burned and I was SO close to saying "and I didn't even pay for those so it doesn't matter really." the words almost came out.

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hey this ought to give everybody a good chuckle: looks like the other side of my roof (the half that didn't blow off before) is coming undone and will probably blow off pretty soon. saturday!

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