brvheart 1,752 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 But I don't respect your religious beliefs, no.I don't believe you.Has this 10,000% for-sure been confirmed as being him?Yes. He linked it from his blog. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Best way to die ever?I would think it would be even better than in your sleep, unless he knew something was really wrong before he passed out. But if he just collapsed while celebrating? Best ever. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Fucking Christ, Jennings has a shockingly unexpected sense of humor!That is great!He's going to sell a metric fuckton of books. He's done a bunch of PR stuff lately with the whole 'Watson' thing and he is absolutely hysterical. I was always impressed by him and his run but now he's on my bucket list of people I'd like to meet.I'm honestly only posting here for a Beans rendition of myself. Well, that and Ouch's endless wit. That guy slays me.Too bad he doesn't post here anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Best way to die ever?I would think it would be even better than in your sleep, unless he knew something was really wrong before he passed out. But if he just collapsed while celebrating? Best ever.Yeah, except for the whole "still being in high school" part. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Yeah, except for the whole "still being in high school" part.Ya, he should have picked 25. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Too bad he doesn't post here anymore.Well **** it then, I'm outta here. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ya, he should have picked 25.I can't shake the idea that 40 years from now, a middle-aged Wes Leonard answered a JJJ Poll© with "D: Yes, but only if I can go back to the best moment in my life, when I was the star of the school.", and then it happened, and he immediately died of a heart attack from the shock.Or maybe he was just really sad he'd never get to bone any of the stars of the BYU cheerleading squad when he got recruited. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 so i was on itunes and decided to purchase Beck's album "Guero." i'd always heard good things about Beck, but for some reason (read: i'm a loser, idiot) i'd never listened to any of his stuff before. well god damn. i believe the term is singularity. the point where everything after will be forever changed (i know that's not quite the exact meaning of the word, but it fits). i was blown away. i'm not sure what i've been doing with my life so far, but clearly things need to change. if this could exist i didnt know about it, what else am i ignorant of? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 so i was on itunes and decided to purchase Beck's album "Guero." i'd always heard good things about Beck, but for some reason (read: i'm a loser, idiot) i'd never listened to any of his stuff before. well god damn. i believe the term is singularity. the point where everything after will be forever changed (i know that's not quite the exact meaning of the word, but it fits). i was blown away. i'm not sure what i've been doing with my life so far, but clearly things need to change. if this could exist i didnt know about it, what else am i ignorant of?Jesus Christ's saving grace. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Jesus Christ's saving grace.unfortunately i was given that sales pitch hundreds of times as a child. but luckily for me, even as a youngster, i could see it was nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Jesus Christ's saving grace.you're no ken jennings, but that was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 unfortunately i was given that sales pitch hundreds of times as a child. but luckily for me, even as a youngster, i could see it was nonsense.Not the appropriate response to a good joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 This is like asking if VA Tech gives away handguns. Or, one level down from that, according to JJJ's research.My first reaction was that this may be the dumbest analogy I'd ever heard. But after realizing that I have no ideawhat the reference to JJJ's research was about, and wanting to give you the benefit of the doubt, I'm going with this just being a really bad joke.And, since you're not Wang, I'm hoping that not having my mouth suctioned to your balls at all times doesn't makebrv hate me even more now than he already does. Assuming, of course, that the main reason he doesn't like me ismy negative comments towards wang over one of the Jenny posts.Despite the fact that, as bones pointed out, forgiveness is part of being a christian.Or for rambling, which I'm doing now... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 My first reaction was that this may be the dumbest analogy I'd ever heard. But after realizing that I have no idea what the reference to JJJ's research was about, and wanting to give you the benefit of the doubt, I'm going with this just being a really bad joke.I'm not going to waste my time going into why you're wrong about your analysis of my analogy, I'll just inform you that the only point I was trying to make was the fact that your question was beyond idiotic. Does a Mormon school that expells students for having sex give away free condoms? I mean...what the fuck?And, since you're not Wang, I'm hoping that not having my mouth suctioned to your balls at all times doesn't make brv hate me even more now than he already does. Assuming, of course, that the main reason he doesn't like me is my negative comments towards wang over one of the Jenny posts.I can tell you with 100% confidence that brv's dislike of you does not stem from one comment you may have made to Wang a few years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Not the appropriate response to a good joke.It's rare when Suited figures out that I'm joking.Also: DON'T DO IT SPEEDZ! DON'T!EDIT: ****ing speedz. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 so i was on itunes and decided to purchase Beck's album "Guero." i'd always heard good things about Beck, but for some reason (read: i'm a loser, idiot) i'd never listened to any of his stuff before. well god damn. i believe the term is singularity. the point where everything after will be forever changed (i know that's not quite the exact meaning of the word, but it fits). i was blown away. i'm not sure what i've been doing with my life so far, but clearly things need to change. if this could exist i didnt know about it, what else am i ignorant of?Go with Midnite Vultures next. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 It's rare when Suited figures out that I'm joking.Also: DON'T DO IT SPEEDZ! DON'T!I figured he knew but made that response anyway.Also: SORRY BRV! SORRY! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 it wasnt that good of a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 so i was on itunes and decided to purchase Beck's album "Guero." i'd always heard good things about Beck, but for some reason (read: i'm a loser, idiot) i'd never listened to any of his stuff before. well god damn. i believe the term is singularity. the point where everything after will be forever changed (i know that's not quite the exact meaning of the word, but it fits). i was blown away. i'm not sure what i've been doing with my life so far, but clearly things need to change. if this could exist i didnt know about it, what else am i ignorant of?odelay. then listen to the new radiohead again.Jesus Christ's saving grace.hahahahayes it was, sourpuss. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 odelay. then listen to the new radiohead again.i'm probably going to get all his albums. yes it was, sourpuss.i will never admit to that or anything else related to said joke. no further questions. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 sidebar! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 may we approach? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 this isnt mock trial with j reinhold. this is serious. overruled. and any further meritless objections will find you in contempt. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Chambers!! Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Filibuster. Link to post Share on other sites
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