turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Kansas has farmers, farmers have daughters. I see no problem. Plus it will be spring/summer while you're there, athletic farm girls in cutoffs are +EV.Yeah, but cheating on the girlfriend is -EV. I don't think I'm going to break up with her before I leave. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yeah, but cheating on the girlfriend is -EV. I don't think I'm going to break up with her before I leave.The operative word here is THINK Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yeah, but cheating on the girlfriend is -EV. I don't think I'm going to break up with her before I leave.oh no, you used ev in regular discussionthats -ev, mengh Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I think you're right. She's just so ****ing adorable, right?yes I had no clue who she was before that movie, now I want to stalk her Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Let me see if I've got this...You're 21 (I'm assuming she's the same or younger), going away for 6 months on business, and during that time span you expect that nothing will happen in your sex life or hers aside from a possible monthly conjugal visit?You're braver than I am, I'll give you that.Damnation. You're probably right. I guess I'd better break up with her before I leave. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 oh no, you used ev in regular discussionthats -ev, menghrigged Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 riggedobligatory Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm in Kansas, where are you moving to? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 oh no, you used ev in regular discussionthats -ev, menghrigged Not in my thread you bastardings. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Damnation. You're probably right. I guess I'd better break up with her before I leave.Tell her you want to see some girl-on-girl action or it's over. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Not in my thread you bastardings.you're right, its friday. I don't need an anger anurism today Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm in Kansas, where are you moving to?Wichita. Where the ****ing do you play cards out there? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm in Kansas, where are you moving to?See? the offers are pouring in already! Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Not sure. There is a Harrahs, Sac and Fox and some others right outside of Topeka though, not that far of a drive. What are you moving to Wichita for? As for Dorothy that ***** is loose, stay away. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 See? the offers are pouring in already!:suppressing the urge to laugh hysterically at a newbie's joke face: Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 i skipped classes today cause im sick, i didnt call in though Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Not sure. There is a Harrahs, Sac and Fox and some others right outside of Topeka though, not that far of a drive. What are you moving to Wichita for? As for Dorothy that ***** is loose, stay away.I've checked out Harrah's on the net, and their selection looks pretty weak. What is Sac and Fox? I'm willing to drive the two hours to Topeka for a good game. Do you know of any home games for decent stakes? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 oh crap, everybody be quiet, FCPinfo's watching.... Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 oh crap, everybody be quiet, FCPinfo's watching....So how's everyone's day going? Would anyone like some tea? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 i skipped classes today cause im sick, i didnt call in thoughAre you sick for real? That sucks man. I only get sick maybe once a year, but I call in every few weeks.P.S. One "rigged" post, and I will ****start your head. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 So how's everyone's day going? Would anyone like some tea?This place is great! I love everything about FCP! Especially the non-offensive bits! Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 oh crap, everybody be quiet, FCPinfo's watching....Oh shitting...I mean dagnabbit! Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 :crickets chirping emoticon: Link to post Share on other sites
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