ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You guys talking about redpill's place? I felt the same way after a while. They're ****ing nuts over there, and redpill really went crazy after FCP got running again.yeah. I can't really go there anymore anyways. he's always got some random nearly porn pictures up all over the place. not work safe. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You guys talking about redpill's place? I felt the same way after a while. They're ****ing nuts over there, and redpill really went crazy after FCP got running again.Yeah, it took me all of 3 days to get completely sick of that place. It's like all the dregs of FCP hanging out in one place. Plus it's not exactly anything approaching work-safe over there, and Pill doesn't care. I haven't posted there in weeks, don't even really read anything there either. It was a good hangout while FCP was down though. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 This thread owns. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 This thread owns.yes it certainly does.and on a side note... I'm almost sure that if I see any more posts about anything being rigged, I'm gonna rip out my own fingernails and shove them, individually, into my eye sockets. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Hurting yourself on purpose isunhealthyyoooooouuuuu.... :pointing finger and grinning face: Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Hurting yourself on purpose isunhealthyThis thread just got Aaawwwkkwaaarrd. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 This thread just got Aaakkwaaarrd.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 This thread just got Aaawwwkkwaaarrd.Yes, let's shift the focus back to Lapdances shall we.LAPDANCES. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ****in love emnothing like a girl basically rubbing you off through your pants just by grinding on youcrap, not I got an extra 15 minutes added to the time it'll take me to get ready tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yes, let's shift the focus back to Lapdances shall we.LAPDANCES. Never had one. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of strip clubs. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yes, let's shift the focus back to Lapdances shall we.LAPDANCES. she told me I wasn't like her other customers Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ****in love emnothing like a girl basically rubbing you off through your pants just by grinding on youcrap, not I got an extra 15 minutes added to the time it'll take me to get ready tonight.A few years ago my buddy paid for my first 10 dollar dance. Well I didn't really know what the deal was so I just followed her into the box (not hers, the one in the back) So i'm just sitting there minding my own business while she's doing her thing and about 5 seconds before the song ends she looks at me and goes'You know you can touch me, right?' Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 A few years ago my buddy paid for my first 10 dollar dance. Well I didn't really know what the deal was so I just followed her into the box (not hers, the one in the back) So i'm just sitting there minding my own business while she's doing her thing and about 5 seconds before the song ends she looks at me and goes'You know you can touch me, right?'Montreal strip clubs have more contact than Jodie Foster, American Football, and MJ pushing off Bryon Russell combined Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 she told me I wasn't like her other customersdude that shits hilarious. I love strippers.A few years ago my buddy paid for my first 10 dollar dance. Well I didn't really know what the deal was so I just followed her into the box (not hers, the one in the back) So i'm just sitting there minding my own business while she's doing her thing and about 5 seconds before the song ends she looks at me and goes'You know you can touch me, right?'pretty much the same for me on my first strip club appearance. I was actually her last dance of the night and it was in Myrtle beach, and at the club I was at they had to wear pasty's. well, she took hers off and started rubbing her boobs all over my face. I think I would have been safe to do what I wanted, but I ain't takin that kind of chance.that, and her boobs probably had herpes. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Women, as a whole, hate me. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Women, as a hole, hate me.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Women, as a whole, hate me.I knew we had a lot in common.but thats the great thing about strippers. they're paid to like you.well, actually, thats pretty sad. but anywayyyyysss..... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 FYPNice. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...pic=54833&st=40GOD DAMNT Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 A few years ago my buddy paid for my first 10 dollar dance. Well I didn't really know what the deal was so I just followed her into the box (not hers, the one in the back) So i'm just sitting there minding my own business while she's doing her thing and about 5 seconds before the song ends she looks at me and goes'You know you can touch me, right?'I don't think many places let you touch. They passed an ordinance in Tampa that says you can't be within 6 feet of a stripper, that is followed reallllllly well. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I don't think many places let you touch. They passed an ordinance in Tampa that says you can't be within 6 feet of a stripper, that is followed reallllllly well.He lives in MontrealThey let you touchA lotA LOT Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...pic=54833&st=40GOD DAMNTWhat is the god damnt in reference to? I almost had to call in sick today because as I was getting ready for work I got super dizzy and literally almost fell down. Then when I layed down the whole room felt like it was shaking. It lasted about 15 minutes whenever I opened my eyes. Never had that happen before. But I still came into work. I've only been to two strip clubs. I felt dirty both times. Link to post Share on other sites
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