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Are you surprised that I was just thinking about this earlier today?You see, I put together this 64-man tournament, like March Madness, and seeded each "team" based on post count. So renaedawn was the #1 seed and so on. I even made brackets and everything. Then I went through each matchup one by one. The "winner" was whoever I would be more disappointed that they stopped posting. I won't give away who my final four were, but it was quite the battle royale.As I put this epic tournament together and started going through the matchups I was surprised that there wasn't a Shimmering Wang or a beans-n-icewater.So, to answer your question, I am surprised. You're not even in the top 64 posters here.As a side note, an annoying announcer trend (I wish there was a synonym for trend that started with "an-") in sports is when they put the article "a" in front of a guy's name. "This Chicago Bulls team is poised to make a deep run in the playoffs, but I don't know if they have enough to win it all without a Michael Jordan or a Scottie Pippen." I understand that they are saying they need a superstar or a go-to guy, but it's still stupid.
As an outsider to your thread, and a viewer over the last three days, I have to wonder why you ("you" meaning members of the thread) haven't declared JoeyJoJo your new king, or overlord, or whatever title you give the guy who is dominating in every conceivable way. There are rumblings in "The Sandlot" that they're gonna make a play on JoeyJoJo, so I'd get your shit together if I were you.Also, the phrase "But he's too ugly to be so arrogant" had only crossed my mind once prior to 2 days ago. Now it's up to 10.
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As an outsider to your thread, and a viewer over the last three days, I have to wonder why you ("you" meaning members of the thread) haven't declared JoeyJoJo your new king, or overlord, or whatever title you give the guy who is dominating in every conceivable way. There are rumblings in "The Sandlot" that they're gonna make a play on JoeyJoJo, so I'd get your shit together if I were you.Also, the phrase "But he's too ugly to be so arrogant" had only crossed my mind once prior to 2 days ago. Now it's up to 10.
we dont pay big signing bonuses for rookies. Our cap space goes to proven veterens.If he can keep up the pace, his second contract will be a whopper.as to your add on regarding the looks of this crew. SHUT IT We never claimed to be handsome, just funny and witty
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Wait... Really?
I considered an addendum to the post indicating that I was either just kidding about the 64-man brackets or that I was just serious. I really wasn't sure which way I wanted people to go with it, so in the end I just left it out and allowed the readers to come to their own conclusions.I imagine my proclivity for writing stories could lead the reader to think I was just making that up if he was the cynical type. However, the last thing I want is for people to believe that I have fabricated these tales of woe. So I will tell you that you made my Elite 8, although I believe that was mostly a product of a good draw in your bracket.No offense intended, as you have to provide some sort of entertaining value to make it that far regardless of your matchups.Your run to the Final Four was stopped by Ron Mexico.Now I am curious. Who thinks I am still kidding?
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So I will tell you that you made my Elite 8, although I believe that was mostly a product of a good draw in your bracket.No offense intended, as you have to provide some sort of entertaining value to make it that far regardless of your matchups.Your run to the Final Four was stopped by Ron Mexico.
Well, then I can't complain. I'm not very entertaining, so making it to the elite 8 would be considered over achieving. I can't expect to top Ron, especially when he's so picky about being on top every night. See? Not funny.
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Now I am curious. Who thinks I am still kidding?
Honestly, I think this forum needs an "anti-ignore user" function. So that whenever JoeyJoJo makes a post, the klaxon and flashing lights on my monitor will go off and a FF window will pop up to show it to me.Beat that, Sandlot.
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we dont pay big signing bonuses for rookies. Our cap space goes to proven veterens.If he can keep up the pace, his second contract will be a whopper.as to your add on regarding the looks of this crew. SHUT IT We never claimed to be handsome, just funny and witty
Fair enough. I've just always been a closet fan of this thread, and I really want to see you all do well. I'm impressed with this rookie, and I think he's gonna be a star. It is conceivable that he'll fizzle after putting in a few good days, so I understand your philosophy.
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Fair enough. I've just always been a closet fan of this thread, and I really want to see you all do well. I'm impressed with this rookie, and I think he's gonna be a star. It is conceivable that he'll fizzle after putting in a few good days, so I understand your philosophy.
I still think he's an alter-ego.
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There are rumblings in "The Sandlot" that they're gonna make a play on JoeyJoJo, so I'd get your shit together if I were you.
There are? I'm usually at the epicenter of any sort of rumblings in there, and I think you're mistaken. Either that or instigating.We currently have our hands full in there with this Jmoney guy who seems to follow me around like he did when he was TheCorporation.
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There are? I'm usually at the epicenter of any sort of rumblings in there, and I think you're mistaken. Either that or instigating.We currently have our hands full in there with this Jmoney guy who seems to follow me around like he did when he was TheCorporation.
Well, they're also talking about ditching you. Keeping it under wraps though.
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There are? I'm usually at the epicenter of any sort of rumblings in there, and I think you're mistaken. Either that or instigating.We currently have our hands full in there with this Jmoney guy who seems to follow me around like he did when he was TheCorporation.
I hate that guy
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SecondedI'm not complaining though... until he turns out to be Golden or something
Nah, Golden's mass-posting days are over... His new nursing home doesn't have internet access or something.
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Well, they're also talking about ditching you. Keeping it under wraps though.
Zomg.
I hate that guy
Yeah, I don't know what his deal is. He was up my assing as thecorporation whenever i posted in general, and now he's jmoney and up my assing here. Whenever I make fun of him, he PMs me asking if I was being serious.
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Nah, Golden's mass-posting days are over... His new nursing home doesn't have internet access or something.
I dont really haven anything against Golden anymore (or any of the Sandlot guys really)... he was just the butt of that joke
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Zomg. Yeah, I don't know what his deal is. He was up my assing as thecorporation whenever i posted in general, and now he's jmoney and up my assing here. Whenever I make fun of him, he PMs me asking if I was being serious.
Please, let me take over your account for the rest of the day.
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Zomg. Yeah, I don't know what his deal is. He was up my assing as thecorporation whenever i posted in general, and now he's jmoney and up my assing here. Whenever I make fun of him, he PMs me asking if I was being serious.
hahahahAll of your e-gay posts in here are coming back to haunt you. You have a gay stalker!!
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I dont really haven anything against Golden anymore (or any of the Sandlot guys really)... he was just the butt of that joke
Meh, I know a few of them used to like to cause problems with the other threads, but that's pretty much over, everyone just keeps to themselves in there. The guys who do come out of the woodwork like Napa and ricker post here occasionally, and are good guys.
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Please, let me take over your account for the rest of the day.
This has the potential to be a fantastic idea...
hahahahAll of your e-gay posts in here are coming back to haunt you. You have a gay stalker!!
Seriously, it's ridiculous. He's like the bully's side kick in those afterschool specials.
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