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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I think I put Cunningham 1st on my team, but I don't think I did much else. I'd like free money. Is there a place to check on totals?
I didn't even sign up for the fantasy pool. Because I hate money.Have you been following Entourage this season?
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of course big daddy
I think this is prob the best season yet. I never thought I'd get to see Sloan's side-boob, but dreams apparently do come true.
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I think this is prob the best season yet. I never thought I'd get to see Sloan's side-boob, but dreams apparently do come true.
yeah, I wasn't overly impressed. She's good, don't get me wrong, but I'm not knocked over by her. Season one was better I think.oh yeah, hey Bizzle, would you like to chat about Liriano now.I TOLD YOU SWIM TEAM
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Thanks for the myspace add Ron! hehehe xoxoxox lololol ~~~~hollaahh crunked yaa whuttt ehe!!!! thats Myspacean ... the fucktard and stupid hoe language loosely derived from an ebonic/redneck/hick combo version of our ever eroding English language... are you fluent yet?hehe... hit me back yo

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oh yeah, hey Bizzle, would you like to chat about Liriano now.I TOLD YOU SWIM TEAM
Yes I would.He's still leading the majors in ERA.He has had 2 bad starts all year. 1 was following the most hectic all star week of any player in the majors. The latest one were due to a forearm injury that was un-preventable.Oh and he's still leading the majors in ERA.
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Yes I would.He's still leading the majors in ERA.He has had 2 bad starts all year. 1 was following the most hectic all star week of any player in the majors. The latest one were due to a forearm injury that was un-preventable.Oh and he's still leading the majors in ERA.
I wasn't debating his stats. I was more talking about you prematurely putting him in the HOF when he's probably made his last start of the year.From what I hear, its his elbow, and the pain had him in near tears. He was throwing pain free 5 days ago. Chances are, the Twins will fall out of contention and shut him down. If they don't he's gonna be tentative presumably.I don't doubt his talent, but young stud pitches are hit or miss. The arm is a delicate thing.
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I don't doubt his talent, but young stud pitches are hit or miss. The arm is a delicate thing.
Dwight Gooden anyone?That's right, I know baseball.
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Jebus lord, I'm having an excellent day and it's only getting better.10 User(s) are reading this topic (8 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: tyfgine, Ron_MexicoTomorrow is my last day at my **** job, and I have the rest of the week off.Weeeeeee. Life is good. Got laid on saturday/sunday, no more crap job, been surfing everyday, and I just ate some awesome chicken fajitas.[/brag post] I'm gunna catch up, by the time I get back you better be naked Ron.

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I am currently talking to myself, but I don't care, I'm drunk and ahppy.

Ron, I share your sentiments exactly. I'm def not the type that gets all goo goo eyed over celebrities, but SJ is sooo smoking hot it's hard not to just stare.Once I was at a Seafood festival in downtown Cincinnati on the riverfront and went to get a beer at a crowded beer booth. This huge guy behind me keeps kinda pushing to close from behind and bullying his way through. He finally reaches over me with a $20 and says to get him 2 beers. (No kidding on this, lol) I finally ask him who the hell he thinks he is and he says, "You don't recognize me? I play for the Bengals"I instantly recognized him as Matt O'Dwyer (former Jet) and Bengals offensive guard.So i said, "Oh yeah, I know you!" Then proceeded to make a fist with one hand, grab the wrist of that hand and say, "Holding, number 85"He punched me in the back, but everyone in the lines were rolling so it was worth it.
Seriously Randy, you are my fucking hero.
Sunday night I popped my collar for the evening. It's a long story that involves baseball, 7-11 doubles, and two of my friends getting laid in the same hotel room. Un fortunately, I don't feel like writing a 1,000 word essay this morning.All of a sudden I really want to rent Heartbreakers tonight.
Dog you are such a fag.I love you.
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Zim and I play our conference semi-finals match this weekend, and the 5150s play in the hearts conference - odds are looking pretty good that a Sick Thread team might be able to take the whole thing down. translation: Damnit, I wish Bizzle was still on my team.

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Zim and I play our conference semi-finals match this weekend, and the 5150s play in the hearts conference - odds are looking pretty good that a Sick Thread team might be able to take the whole thing down. translation: Damnit, I wish Bizzle was still on my team.
Maybe you could get Rhinestone.
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Zim and I play our conference semi-finals match this weekend, and the 5150s play in the hearts conference - odds are looking pretty good that a Sick Thread team might be able to take the whole thing down. translation: Damnit, I wish Bizzle was still on my team.
Awww I feel the love.I haven't heard back from copper since I sent him that last message, I'm quite disappointed.
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OK, I am very scared right now because I was literally one click away from having all my accounts hacked into a few days ago. Go into GenPoker and find the thread custom36 created for the story.

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