I Called In Sick Today

[hank213 1,823]

and while you're at the post office send me some cannabutter so i can make some edibles.

 

 

for the past couple days i've had this weird spasm in my forehead right in between my eyebrows. i'm afraid the vein is going to literally pop.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

and while you're at the post office send me some cannabutter so i can make some edibles.

 

 

for the past couple days i've had this weird spasm in my forehead right in between my eyebrows. i'm afraid the vein is going to literally pop.

 

You're welcome to the stuff I've already used.

[The Ocho 970]

I wasted like 5 hours reading the book and then knocked the rest of the exam out in the other 10 hours with the practice exams. it was a gamble, got a 77 when a pass is 72.5.

 

Dude, thats what I told you to do months ago and you scoffed at me.

 

 

 

OK, Beans, I have a situation I need some conniving advice on. We have a Cabin that is on a river, mountain country, near where we were going to wheeling a while back.

 

Anyway, the neighbor lady is crazy. She is a teacher that is only there occasionally on weekends. She has surrounded her property with no trespassing signs. Being mountain property there are obviously no fence lines. We had a survey done and our property is about 5 feet closer to her house than she thought. Pissed her off something awful. She yells and screams at people who go near her part of the river. Part of her driveway is on our property.

 

From what I have looked at online there is a public easement to use the river. It goes to the high water mark. That is a gray area as to what the high water mark is.

 

Bottom line I am sick and tired of her shit, she has yelled at my kids (not when I was there) for being on her property. They were apparently like right on the property line.

 

What options do I have. Legal and not legal.

[hank213 1,823]

good fences make good neighbors is what my granpappy always used to say.

 

 

crappin in a bitch's chimney sends a pretty clear message too.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

Dude, thats what I told you to do months ago and you scoffed at me.

I scoffed at your tone, not your advice.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

If I were that neighbor, I would register as a sex offender. No one is fighting for their kids' rights to play 5 feet closer to Dutch's gingerbread oasis.

[Tiltinagain 973]

When I lived in Washington there was a lake that was really good for duck hunting. Most of the shoreline was private property. One side of the lake were houses and the other was mostly wheat and corn farms (which is why it was a good place to duck hunt). Because the shore was private property, and the farmers would show up with shot guns if you touched land to take a piss (because they wanted to lease their property to hunters, not let them hunt for free), the only way to hunt was by boat. Same rule there, the lake was public up to the high water mark so we'd pull right up to shore, but still floating, right in front of their fields and set up our spread.

 

One day this old farmer comes out and starts yelling and screaming, even popping off a couple shots when birds would start working, to piss us off. So my buddy calls Fish and Game and reports the guy for harrassment of hunters. Sure as shit about a half hour later up pulls a Fish and Game dude in a boat, checks us out then goes up to talk to the farmer who was happy as could be to see him, obviously assuming the warden was going to run us off. Instead the warden gave the farmer a citation for harrassment and another for hunting without a license. Apparently he'd seen the guy fire into the air when birds were working so he considered him "hunting". I don't remember that we ot many birds that day but the entertainment value alone was worth the trip.

[ShakeZuma 585]

First of all: life is killing you, followed closely by hope.

 

Secondly: what kind of sleep study? Is it a breathing thing, where they give you a mask to take home with you, or will you be sleeping on site?

 

well yeah life of course, but definitely not hope. haven't had any of that in over 15 years.

 

but as far as the study, not sure yet. I had to fill out a questionnaire and send it in and they'll tell me what I qualify for from that. since it's based off of insurance then probably nothing. I guess I'm hoping for the home study because sleeping somewhere else on a weeknight seems like a nightmare to me.

 

Shake I had one of those "studies" done but it was a device I wore at home. Had a tube for the nose and a finger clip for oxygen percentage. Wore it one night, sent it back in the mail, and doc called me in for the results...

...of course it was all marked up with red and yellow highlighter where the results were off the chart bad. First morning I woke up after using the cpap doomafladge I felt like a new man. Fully rested and gobs of energy. Much like the kiddy cocaine though, I cant tell a hoots worth of difference between using it or not now

 

yeah I have almost been hoping for sleep apnea since there seems to be a decent "cure" out there for it, but none of my symptoms match it. never wake up gasping, don't snore, do remember my dreams, etc. when I do wake up in the middle of the night (usually at least 3 times), it's just a nice calm "welp, you're up now" kinda thing.

 

 

also I heard adderal is a bitch to come off of. that true?

[Roll the Bones 74]

 

 

Dude, thats what I told you to do months ago and you scoffed at me.

 

 

 

OK, Beans, I have a situation I need some conniving advice on. We have a Cabin that is on a river, mountain country, near where we were going to wheeling a while back.

 

Anyway, the neighbor lady is crazy. She is a teacher that is only there occasionally on weekends. She has surrounded her property with no trespassing signs. Being mountain property there are obviously no fence lines. We had a survey done and our property is about 5 feet closer to her house than she thought. Pissed her off something awful. She yells and screams at people who go near her part of the river. Part of her driveway is on our property.

 

From what I have looked at online there is a public easement to use the river. It goes to the high water mark. That is a gray area as to what the high water mark is.

 

Bottom line I am sick and tired of her shit, she has yelled at my kids (not when I was there) for being on her property. They were apparently like right on the property line.

 

What options do I have. Legal and not legal.

 

Go over and make nice. Flirt. Try to hit it. Wink at her a lot.

 

 

If none of that works just burn her cabin down.

[brvheart 1,752]

Have Randy sell her a roof and front door.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Is there anything legally you can do about making her move her driveway because I would do that.

[brvheart 1,752]

There is probably an easement from like 1940 in some dusty county book somewhere.

 

 

Also, there were some really good stories told in the last 24 hours. Well done all.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

thanks man

[hank213 1,823]

So I thought I had a call scheduled with a recruiter this AM but never heard from her and when I called her it went straight to voice mail. I'm sure that's not a bad sign right?

 

I mean, usually when these type of phone shenanigans happen with a chick it's because she really digs me, she's just intimidated by my obvious sexual prowess.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

they are pretty goddamn busy. I probably spent an hour+ on the phone with mine over those few weeks.

[Sickinfo2 291]

Please mail me some

 

 

 

 

 

Shoot me an addy.... I dont have the extra five minutes it would take to track ya down

 

 

 

 

OK, Beans, I have a situation I need some conniving advice on. We have a Cabin that is on a river, mountain country, near where we were going to wheeling a while back.

 

neighbor lady is crazy

 

She is a teacher

 

 

surrounded her property with no trespassing signs

 

 

no fence lines

 

 

We had a survey done and our property is about 5 feet closer to her house than she thought

 

 

 

yells and screams at people who go near her part of the river.

 

 

 

Part of her driveway is on our property.

 

 

 

public easement to use the river to the high water mark. That is a gray area as to what the high water mark is

 

 

 

 

she has yelled at my kids (not when I was there) for being on her property. They were apparently like right on the property line.

 

 

 

What options do I have. Legal and not legal.

 

 

 

 

 

First off, the sad truth is no matter what you do she will (probably) always be a problem no matter what. But, the good part is you can accept that fact and turn it around so it is an enjoyable experience to look forward to...

 

 

 

 

Ill admit it.... back a time I used to let the mad at the world asses get the best of me. Stewed and brewed over crap they pulled all the time. Eventually it would fester to the point I pulled some pretty gutsy stuff...according to the officials interviewing me over them, that is. Luckily, no matter how pissed I ever got, I still planned each incident very carefully so not to be a guest in the local cross bar hotel. Just remember... no witnesses....and if thats not possible, the statement, "Youre gonna get whats coming to you" means that birthday present you got for them a while back will soon be in the mail. Trust me.... the last guy I stated that fact to tried every way possible to get threatening charges stuck on me.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway.... nowadays I make it a game of raising the offenders blood pressure to the stroke point instead of mine. Its really fun...trust me. Heres what I would do...

 

 

 

 

 

This will require a few items from the hobby store. Be sure and purchase them in person and even better in a nearby city. Cash payment of course. One thing Ive learned over the years is once you put something like this in motion you dont want to lie awake at night and worry about something being found that can be traced back to you if the shit really hits the fan. And it will.

 

 

 

 

 

In your particular case the target dont want any company. Kids being the worst. So, lets give her all she can handle. I wont get into the technical part of this here for obvious reasons, but the overview is use a digital recorder, some kids playing sounds, a speaker, and timer wired up to play the sounds randomly around the house in the middle of the night. I know a guy who spent several days hiding laser pointers inside fake tree knots made from fiberglass and real bark screwed to the side of oaks around a victims house. The lasers were inset several inches into the "stob" and pointed directly into windows and other areas he frequented about three hundred yards away. At about eight feet off the ground, they were totally undetectable. Plus the cops were always looking for a person with a laser gun sight when called out. To this day they still havent been found. Probably still shoot a random beam or two since the fellow went so far as to mould in a solar cell from a cheap flower bed light into the top of the knot. Set for five second "bursts" at random times no more than once per night, rumor has it he spent a small fortune on game cams, night vision, and other stuff to catch his stalker in the act when he was actually drinking beer several miles away at the time. With witnesses, of course

 

 

 

After a while she will dread going up there.

 

 

 

 

A few other ideas before I have to scat....

 

 

 

 

Plant some pot and call the cops. Burn her out by taping a magnifying glass to a sunny window when shes not there. Concentrate the light on a flammable object inside and place a piece of cardboard between it and the sun. Leave that night from your place and remove the shade. Same time the next day and while youre at a casino with camera documentation that youre nowhere near there its a pile of ashes

 

 

 

 

 

Bribe some friends to come up there and raise hell.... loud music, atv's, etc. Act like you are just as pissed as her. Form an alliance to rid the area of the vagrants. Misery loves company. Rats like her want to be around other rats. Thats the way hate groups form. Sometimes you have to "join" them to beat them. Several times over the years Ive had to do business with despicables like racists and other hater types. If they sense that you have opposing views you can be subject to a lot of misery should they be in a position like a job superintendent or building inspector, so throwing out a "look at that white trash bitch hangin round that nigga" in their presence is occasionally prudent even though you feel all icky inside after saying it. Playin the game I call it. Shane files it under PRBS. Public relations bullshit.

 

 

 

 

 

Youll find that most haters are weak minded individuals that are easily influenced if done the correct way. I see it as a form of mental retardation.

 

 

 

 

 

As far as a legal way, really thats not the way I operate. Im sure there is several ways to deal with her over the easement, like making her pay for upgrades or something. I do know that you cant be arrested for trespassing while in or on a river that flows through someones property. Just dont step out on the bank unless a cop or game warden instructs you to. Our bunch made local headlines for catching catfish in a creek that flowed through a local amusement park. They stocked it with thousands of cats and dammed it up so patrons could pay a quarter for a handfull of dog food and feed them. We waded in there from upstream and caught our limit within the time the cops were called every time. Finally the game and fish guys were summons and told the owners what we were doing was perfectly legal. They didnt own the creek. Even made them tear the dam down. Final nail in the coffin was when we sent them invites to our fish fry. No more catfish was stocked there again

 

 

also I heard adderal is a bitch to come off of. that true?

 

 

 

 

Nah.... for the first month I got a "buzzing" feeling in my chest and was kinda hopped up.... but I never had the need to keep taking them

 

 

 

 

 

In fact I quit them a few weeks ago in hopes that they would kick back in when I started them back up

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

also I heard adderal is a bitch to come off of. that true?

 

I am the wrong person to ask. I have an incredibly addictive personality, but find it difficult to develop chemical addictions. Like, I once smoked two packs a week for a year, and never become addicted. But I wouldn't last long if I tried to stop gambling, smoking pot, etc.

 

That said, I've never had any problems. I think that's more an issue for like Asian girls who flip out in college and start taking 100mg/day or whatever.

 

It's really hard to abuse XR in my experience. You take one in the morning, and it's good for like 15 hours. If you want a boost at noon or w/e, you have to make a conscious decision that you aren't going to sleep that night.

 

At least for me. Beans says he can pop an IR and take a nap, so again, I'm the wrong person to ask.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

In fact I quit them a few weeks ago in hopes that they would kick back in when I started them back up

 

It will. That why I stopped in the past. Not because they stopped working but because I stopped getting that buzzy euphoria when it started kicking in.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

When I would dabble in college with friends prescriptions I would have no problem being up for 48-60 hours straight. I didn't really notice a difference between the kinds. Just that I could stay up and focused for however long I needed to be. And then I'd crash for 18-24 hours.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

When I would dabble in college with friends prescriptions I would have no problem being up for 48-60 hours straight. I didn't really notice a difference between the kinds. Just that I could stay up and focused for however long I needed to be. And then I'd crash for 18-24 hours.

 

I don't like doing that. I'll stay up all night on adderall if I'm on a huge heater or something, but as a rule, I am happier keeping semi human hours.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Yeah, I wouldn't do that regularly. That was just for those times when it was "oh, shit, I have four tests, three papers, and a shitload of homework to do in the next three days. I wouldn't mind being able to take a pill that only worked for the 8 hours I'm at work. That'd be great.

[David_Sklansky 1,903]

Yeah, I wouldn't do that regularly. That was just for those times when it was "oh, shit, I have four tests, three papers, and a shitload of homework to do in the next three days. I wouldn't mind being able to take a pill that only worked for the 8 hours I'm at work. That'd be great.

 

That's right about what I get out of the IR.

[mrfritz 888]

my lady friend gave me some kind of dietary supplement awhile back and I was up for three straight days. Can't remember what it's called, but I was so focused and irritable. All I wanted to do was clean and make lists. Def wouldn't try it again tho, made my heart speed up a lil too much.

[Essay21 2,385]

I was on the XR my freshman year of college. My blood pressure shot up to to 220/180 or something. Doctor forbid me from ever taking it again.

[Essay21 2,385]

Pretty quiet in here boys. Makes a man nervous.