I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Just turn the flash off and make a run at it.

 

Remember, it's a practice run of starting to act like a man. And men creepily snap pics of unsuspecting women. Right quack?

[funyet 53]

I'm having a pretty awesome week, but I'll keep it to myself since I know how much the Power Rankings mean to you guys.

[YonYonson 156]

Yes tilty. Roth IRA conversions require you to pay the tax. Traditional IRA rollover would not. Google IRS PUB 590 and look it over.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

 

 

How do you possible have the time or energy for all of that?

 

Ocho and SA confused me. The way I understand it if the wife rolls her 401k to an IRA it will add that money to our taxable income. But then later Ocho said I should just roll it over to an IRA. Which is what I want to do but I decidedly don't want to add it to my taxable income. Wait...Is it because I specifically said a Roth? Because 401k's are pre tax and Roths are after tax I assume?

 

F'uck it. Maybe I'll just tell her to ask for a god damned check and we'll take the $5k we end up with and go on a cruise or something. One that brings us home on the boat though.

 

If the 401k is pretax and you take the money, and aren't 59 and a half, hellooooo penalty.

 

You are correct on the rest. Although, I didnt really notice what started all of this, if you go from pretax to a Roth, you have to claim it as income.

 

Banks have IRA CDs you can open. No interest but it can be a parking spot for a bit. See a broker and roll it over into something that will work for you.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

 

 

How do you possible have the time for all of that?

 

 

 

Oh, it didnt take long.

 

I need to start beating it more

[Napa_Don 688]

I need to rollover my 401k from my old job into something. All $7 of it. Maybe a sandwich.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Without the chips though, and no soda

[Napa_Don 688]

Like I'd go out of pocket to pay for those luxuries.

[Tiltinagain 973]

Yes tilty. Roth IRA conversions require you to pay the tax. Traditional IRA rollover would not. Google IRS PUB 590 and look it over.

 

Thanks SA

 

I need to rollover my 401k from my old job into something. All $7 of it. Maybe a sandwich.

 

I know. Seems like a whole lot of trouble for the $11k my wife has sitting in her old employers 401k.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

 

 

Thanks SA

 

 

 

I know. Seems like a whole lot of trouble for the $11k my wife has sitting in her old employers 401k.

 

It's not a big amount, but not inconsequential, go to your bank and see what their Financial Consultant has to offer. It's some simple paperwork

[Napa_Don 688]

Yeah, no shit, if you're dead set on just throwing away $5k just give a gift to me. That would be a fair amount for my current liquidity. I was looking at employee accounts today at this bank and one of the managers had $150k in their checking account. Maybe she's just so wealthy that that's not a lot of money to her but, wholy moley.

 

Also, I got to count $1.2 milli cash money in their vault yesterday. That was a little nerve wracking. And then when I was driving home the song "I'm On One" came on and Rick Ross says "Ever seen a million cash, you gotta count it carefully" and for once in my life I could identify with a rap song.

[Theraflu 1,035]

Finally have the first official death from the Syrian conflict to someone in my wife's family. Her uncle's family bought a condo here a year ago. His brother-in-law went out for bread today, got kidnapped and shot. So there's that.

 

One of my wife's cousins had been shot six months ago or so. Was standing at a window, and someone shot up at him. Bullett went in and out through the skin in his neck, somehow. Didn't catch any bone, nerves, or arteries. There's a picture on facebook somewhere of the entry + exit wounds, but I'm not sure of his name.

 

My mother-in-law has eight brothers I think, and five or six are still in the Middle east, and they're not muslim, so I've been surprised no one had gotten killed yet, just based on the awful percentages of people getting massacred there. Shitty that the good run has ended.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Yeah, no shit, if you're dead set on just throwing away $5k just give a gift to me. That would be a fair amount for my current liquidity. I was looking at employee accounts today at this bank and one of the managers had $150k in their checking account. Maybe she's just so wealthy that that's not a lot of money to her but, wholy moley.

 

Also, I got to count $1.2 milli cash money in their vault yesterday. That was a little nerve wracking. And then when I was driving home the song "I'm On One" came on and Rick Ross says "Ever seen a million cash, you gotta count it carefully" and for once in my life I could identify with a rap song.

 

Jeepers, where to begin

 

Why are you looking at employee accounts? Seems unfair and not relevant to an audit. It's penalizing people that choose to bank with the company. Those that don't won't get their personal business sifted through

 

Why in The Hell do they have that much cash on hand? Most banks have cash limits way lower than that. Busy, national banks. I've never seen that in 15 years. Frickin hillbillies.

Finally have the first official death from the Syrian conflict to someone in my wife's family. Her uncle's family bought a condo here a year ago. His brother-in-law went out for bread today, got kidnapped and shot. So there's that.

 

One of my wife's cousins had been shot six months ago or so. Was standing at a window, and someone shot up at him. Bullett went in and out through the skin in his neck, somehow. Didn't catch any bone, nerves, or arteries. There's a picture on facebook somewhere of the entry + exit wounds, but I'm not sure of his name.

 

My mother-in-law has eight brothers I think, and five or six are still in the Middle east, and they're not muslim, so I've been surprised no one had gotten killed yet, just based on the awful percentages of people getting massacred there. Shitty that the good run has ended.

 

Bullet

 

 

(It's something Thera would do to me)

[Napa_Don 688]

Hey, maybe keep the auditing to the auditors and give me some credit? We have to examine random employee accounts to make sure they're not doing any fraudulent stuff. And I'm not looking over every single transaction, I'm just making sure they're not reversing overdraft charges for themselves or other employees, kiting checks, skipping loan payments, etc. I basically just scroll through their account history and if it's close to $0 I might look a little closer, but usually only if I see it goes negative and then I look for the overdraft charge and make sure it's not overturned. It's in the framework for audits of financial institutions as a required step. And in an attempt to try to anonymize my firm I've been saying banks, but, they're actually credit unions and all employees have to have accounts. I spend like 30 seconds looking them over and basically forget everything I've seen within 20 seconds after signing off of the workpaper.

 

 

And they have that much cash on hand because their delivery schedule just changed and they were holding cash for a few other branches.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Hey, maybe keep the auditing to the auditors and give me some credit? We have to examine random employee accounts to make sure they're not doing any fraudulent stuff. And I'm not looking over every single transaction, I'm just making sure they're not reversing overdraft charges for themselves or other employees, kiting checks, skipping loan payments, etc. I basically just scroll through their account history and if it's close to $0 I might look a little closer, but usually only if I see it goes negative and then I look for the overdraft charge and make sure it's not overturned. It's in the framework for audits of financial institutions as a required step. And in an attempt to try to anonymize my firm I've been saying banks, but, they're actually credit unions and all employees have to have accounts. I spend like 30 seconds looking them over and basically forget everything I've seen within 20 seconds after signing off of the workpaper.

 

 

And they have that much cash on hand because their delivery schedule just changed and they were holding cash for a few other branches.

 

For the first part, I sorta knew why you have to do it, I just don't damn like it. I do audits as well, advanced degree boy.

 

As for the second part, I'm gonna need some more deets. We could take that place down. They sound kinda sloppy

[Napa_Don 688]

Don't think I haven't thought about how helpful I would be to a Ben Affleck led crew of bank robbers while counting all these vaults and drawers. Like, I can tell them how to tell what the bait money is for whichever banks and stuff and all their controls. I'd be such a useful resource.

[Theraflu 1,035]

 

Bullet

 

(It's something Thera would do to me)

 

Better you than Tilt.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Don't think I haven't thought about how helpful I would be to a Ben Affleck led crew of bank robbers while counting all these vaults and drawers. Like, I can tell them how to tell what the bait money is for whichever banks and stuff and all their controls. I'd be such a useful resource.

 

Already showing what an amateur you are by actually writing out the words B--k R---b--s. hellooooo, FBI?

 

my info has been for sale for 12 years.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

And FTR, I don't like doing it either. Mainly because I'm lazy and it seems so worthless. Same with looking over the corporate credit card purchases. Although I'm still holding out hope I see a porn site purchase and I get to confront the CEO about it.

[hank213 1,823]

this whole page is relevant to my interests.

 

[hank213 1,823]

so the "kidnap victim" chick is making public appearances and shit. something stinks here. i think she seduced the old man. convinced him to whack her family so they could run away together. all with the idea that should could get famous after they caught up with him.

 

--edit

 

a list of items seized from "kidnapper's" house shows something interesting:

 

"No. 37 on the list was "D & C letters from Hanna" — with no confirmation that referred to Anderson or any details of what the letters said."

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I don't know this story.

 

 

But I know that pic, that scene, and there is a flip side to that coin

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Hooker: Hey baby, time to go.

 

Hank213: Showed you a good time, didn't I?

 

Hooker: Oh yeah. You fly. You cool.

 

Hank213: You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me.

 

Hooker: I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fck of my young life.

[hank213 1,823]

I don't know this story.

 

 

But I know that pic, that scene, and there is a flip side to that coin

hannah anderson. teenager kidnapped by older man. found her mom and brother burnt up in their log cabin. feds killed him in the woods in idaho after someone spotted them in the area. supposedly he fired one shot and he died from "multiple gunshot wounds to the head and torso."

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

all this talk about HEAT has me wondering what everyone's top ten movies of all time list would look like...

 

1. There Will Be Blood

2. Godfather I & II

3. The Tree of Life

4. Memento

5. No Country for Old Men

6. The Shawshank Redemption

7. Raging Bull

8. Boogie Nights

9. The Big Lebowski

10. Magnolia

 

damn i guess HEAT didnt make it. i reserve the right to change my mind though.