Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I'm not wearing the mask all night. Me and my buddy just thought itd be funny to wear them in the game. The three little kids saw me and my buddy's empty "flask" of captain on the bleacher and they started freaking out like "omg are those guys drinking?" Yes. Yes we are. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 hey guys I got trashed last night and now I feel terrible this morning. costume was a big hit though. several people even got it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 The real question is, did you get any? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Stupid Steele Jantz. IDIOT! I'll admit it, I'm not a huge sports fan so I'm assuming this is a foosball reference. Either that or some obscure comic book character. I mean that name is just ridiculous. The real question is, did you get any? It's like you're not even paying attention anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 He got some hangover Haven't drank since last Saturday. I miss hitting the bar on Sunday with friends and getting piss drunk in a crowded sports bar. So, Instead, I got a 12pk of Bud Light Platinum for shits and gigs. If I drink all of it, it'll be ugly tomorrow am. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 hey ron, remember thursday when you told me that i had plenty of time to do this project and to not worry about it? well, you sonofabitch, you were right. just dominated my part in like two hours. i was in the goddamn zone. its amazing how much better i am when i have the deadline. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 BOOM. Told you Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 oh yeah ouch, tons of sex. lots of beautiful women just clawing all over me for some hot sex action. as usual. but really though I think this mustache is turning me into some sort of super stud. women have been checking me out ever since yesterday. they want it BAD man. bitches. what are you gonna do you know? I'm still a little hungover. Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 0 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 oh yeah ouch, tons of sex. lots of beautiful women just clawing all over me for some hot sex action. as usual. but really though I think this mustache is turning me into some sort of super stud. women have been checking me out ever since yesterday. they want it BAD man. bitches. what are you gonna do you know? I'm still a little hungover. I know you didn't expect nothin' different. When you look as good as I look, the finer type things in life, they, like, they happen to you. I should know - I look this good, like, all the freakin' time. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 so what, is everybody scared to post because of the hurricane? pussies. yorke are you still alive at this point? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'll admit it, I'm not a huge sports fan so I'm assuming this is a foosball reference. Either that or some obscure comic book character. I mean that name is just ridiculous. If he was any good at all, he'd definitely be on the national radar solely because of how ridiculous his name is. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'll admit I was always pretty good at picking up chicks in bars on the promise of wild and kinky sex that would give them the wildest orgasms they've ever imagined. I was also pretty good at overestimating my male prowess. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 so yeah, I've already started researching home equity loan rates for fixing my roof. gotta be at least a 50% chance at least part of it blows off. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Haven't been watching the news lately, but it's kind of windy outside. Anyone know anything about that? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Best weather days of the year down here yesterday and today. I drank all 12 of my Bud Light Platinums yesterday, from 1:15pm to about 5:15pm. Wasnt nearly as drunk as I thought I'd be. Still pretty buzzed. Zero effects today. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 so yeah, I've already started researching home equity loan rates for fixing my roof. gotta be at least a 50% chance at least part of it blows off. I think Sam's Club is having a sale on Campbell's Soup next week, you should be fine. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Best weather days of the year down here yesterday and today. I drank all 12 of my Bud Light Platinums yesterday, from 1:15pm to about 5:15pm. Wasnt nearly as drunk as I thought I'd be. Still pretty buzzed. Zero effects today. that is pretty incredible. i commend you, good sir. if i drank 12 BL PLATTYS i'd be shitfaced and puking and worthless the next day. but i'm a vagina with legs. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Haven't been watching the news lately, but it's kind of windy outside. Anyone know anything about that? not really. maybe go down to the beach or one of the piers and check things out? and yeah, 12 beers in that amount of time, something might be wrong with you. that's almost a brv level of tolerance. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm also double your weights. Individually, not collectively, so SPARE ME THE JOKES. And I drink once a week, like that. I never drink during the week. Napa might be able to do that as well BL PLATTYs, I like it Suited. Very douchetastic. I'll use it, braj Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Best weather days of the year down here yesterday and today. I drank all 12 of my Bud Light Platinums yesterday, from 1:15pm to about 5:15pm. Wasnt nearly as drunk as I thought I'd be. Still pretty buzzed. Zero effects today. Did you happen to catch my live-drunking a couple weekends ago? Walked into my favorite bar on a Friday night and one of the bartenders was drunk, so I jokingly asked if he'd make me a pitcher of Captain and Diet and charge me regular drink price. He laughed hysterically and poured half a bottle (by another patron's reckoning...I wasn't watching) of Captain into a pitcher, splashed it with Diet Coke and set it in front of me. An hour later, I asked for a refill. An hour after that, another refill. Then I decided it was probably time to knock it off so I had three more pints, 4-5 shots, and wrapped the night up around 1am. I have no idea how much liquor I put down, but it was a lot. Conservatively estimating a liter of Captain Morgan by myself, with 3-4 Jameson shots and a Jaeger shot sprinkled throughout the night. It's occurring to me that maybe I should stop drinking...it's getting very difficult and expensive to get drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Although, the weight thing isnt necessarily an indicator, now that I'm thinking of it. Your liver is your liver is your liver Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm also double your weights. Individually, not collectively, so SPARE ME THE JOKES. be triple pretty soon if we keep drinking twelve packs at a time now won't it? It's occurring to me that maybe I should stop drinking...it's getting very difficult and expensive to get drunk. on the bright side though, at those volumes you'll probably be dead soon so it won't be expensive for long! (seriously though stop drinking so much that's horrible.) wind starting to pick up a bit here. rain still pretty light. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm pretty sure I'm gonna snap at this girl when she eventually tries to talk to me again. I logically understand that she has some kind of emotional hangup about it, but last week was awful. thinking about bailing on this job to go back to SS if I can find a roommate. been brutal, finally got put in my normal long-term role today. I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm also double your weights. Individually, not collectively, so SPARE ME THE JOKES. And I drink once a week, like that. I never drink during the week. Napa might be able to do that as well BL PLATTYs, I like it Suited. Very douchetastic. I'll use it, braj I don't know if I could do 12 BL Platty's in a sitting like that. I mean, I could if I sat down and had that as a goal, but I wouldn't drink that much organically during a football game or something. And I'd almost definitely have a decent buzz going. Friday night I took down a pitcher of Coors light and then 6-7 busch lights plus a shot or two of something over the course of three hours though and barely caught a buzz and then continued drinking whiskey/cokes for the next few hours and got kinda drunk. Nothing crazy though. Although, the weight thing isnt necessarily an indicator, now that I'm thinking of it. Your liver is your liver is your liver Don't kid yourself, our weight definitely plays a part in tolerance. Edit: I also almost always wake up at like 7-8 am regardless of how much I drank or how late I was out and I don't really get hangovers unless being a little groggy until I get a little food in me is called a hangover. Feel like such a brah talking like I'm some huge drinker, but whatever. I also have the occasional night where I'll feel wasted after 3 or 4 BL Platty's, but I've been drinking a lot lately so my tolerance is way up there. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I hit the gym today for the first time in too long. Asian gym bro gave me another "respect" head nod. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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