InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 thinking about just emailing the bank chick, "so do you know anyone I should be dating" seems like a good plan hung out with some other ex bank coworkers tonight so it seems like it wouldn't be out of the blue 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I guess when you are sex and sleep deprived your inner southern comes out. I won't quote that so you can change that to an "a" and make it appropriate. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Just ran into 6 month text girl. And by ran into I mean I guess I walked past her in a packed bar and she goes "oh hey napa!" And gave me a quick hug and I'm like oh, hey, thanks for breaking my heart and I kept walking.u didn't actually say that. Just was like "oh hey" and kept on my way. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I swear to Christ, if you guys keep being lobbed softballs then decide to go play a different game I am going to ****ing murder someone. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Whatever. Zero chance with that girl. Nothing but a friendly hug. Somehow ended up Paying for bottle service at some shitty bar. Which is fine but people keep giving drinks to fat chicks. F that. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 this meetup was at the trashiest bar I have ever seen. this incredibly drunk old guy was trying so hard to get me to talk to him. I should have humored him. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 no you don't talk to old guys like that. you stay away from that guy. this game was amazing. guy won a 4000 pot with one pair. one goddamn pair. another guy called off 700 with a gunshot and hit. i mean just uber retard drunks trying as hard as they could to give it away and they couldn't stop hitting hands. i left with 1255. was in for 1100 so a modest gain, but it could have been so much more. so much more. shake you'll be up to read this in like 20 minutes. which really sucks for you. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 actually I slept all the way to 7:30. still need some more sleep though. probably going to do that right after I finish my cheese eggs here. good for a hangover. and speaking of hangovers, in anticipation of the one I'm going to have tomorrow, I have to go do my grocery shopping today. which is going to suck hard because of all the idiots freaking out over a hurricane 100 miles away. damn it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 thinking about just emailing the bank chick, "so do you know anyone I should be dating" seems like a good plan hung out with some other ex bank coworkers tonight so it seems like it wouldn't be out of the blue That's not a good plan, at all. Whatever. Zero chance with that girl. Nothing but a friendly hug. Somehow ended up Paying for bottle service at some shitty bar. Which is fine but people keep giving drinks to fat chicks. F that. How fat? Remember, no sense of smell + slutty, drunk fat chicks = lotsa sex for Napsy this meetup was at the trashiest bar I have ever seen. this incredibly drunk old guy was trying so hard to get me to talk to him. I should have humored him. I hate that too, but its a good time to create a new persona. Fake name, tell him you are an escort, or ride dirt bikes for a living. Just keep making shut up until he calls you on it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Like, really fat. Think it was one of my friends ex and her fat friend so it was a no go. I hate being the one that wakes up super early when everybody else is still sleeping and hungover. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I have no idea what is or isn't a good plan anymore was gonna do ihop this morning, 11am on a saturday morning, who would have thought ihop would be busy certainly not me Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Like, really fat. Think it was one of my friends ex and her fat friend so it was a no go. I hate being the one that wakes up super early when everybody else is still sleeping and hungover. This is when you make like 2 lbs of bacon and everyone gets up from the smell so they aren't mad you woke them up, but you don't have to be awake alone. So one of the greatest days of my life was when I realized that rejection just didn't matter. It was when I was about 21. From that point forward it was a pretty solid string of chicks until I eventually met my wife. I didn't care, didn't try too hard, if I got turned down or found out someone wasn't interested I just moved on. In that time I told girls I wasn't interested and really it was never a big deal. There were a couple that still chased me after I got serious with my now wife. But it was harmless flirting. I understand that work chicks bring a different dynamic, but I really don't understand why you can't just walk up to one of these girls and say something like, "hey I was wondering if we could go grab a drink sometime" If they respond in someway that they are unsure if you are asking them out or imply with other people, just say, "no, i meant just the two of us" At that point they can say yes or no. And guess what no doesn't hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 And guess what no doesn't hurt. Heh, clearly directed at the wrong audience. So I get back to the Aunt and Uncles from work last night and they've got 2 other couples over. Uncle made some great boiled shrimp. Much drinking ensued by all the 60 plusers in attendance. All fun and games until my very drunk Aunt decides to pull out their wedding album and show the other ladies how cute I was as the ring bearer in their wedding. When I was 5. So awful. Aunt has been puking all morning and trying to convince me that she has the "real" flu rather than the bottle flu which has been pretty entertaining. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 So one of the greatest days of my life was when I realized that rejection just didn't matter. It was when I was about 21. From that point forward it was a pretty solid string of chicks until I eventually met my wife. I didn't care, didn't try too hard, if I got turned down or found out someone wasn't interested I just moved on. In that time I told girls I wasn't interested and really it was never a big deal. There were a couple that still chased me after I got serious with my now wife. But it was harmless flirting. I understand that work chicks bring a different dynamic, but I really don't understand why you can't just walk up to one of these girls and say something like, "hey I was wondering if we could go grab a drink sometime" If they respond in someway that they are unsure if you are asking them out or imply with other people, just say, "no, i meant just the two of us" At that point they can say yes or no. And guess what no doesn't hurt. intellectually i understand everything you've said here. i wouldn't argue about any of it. but having said that, my self-confidence is so low that any rejection is more an affirmation of what i already know about myself (that i suck and am worthless and ugly and kinda smell funny) than just a random 'girl not interested, better move on to the next' type situation. emotionally i just can't handle constant rejection, i'm already too close to the edge and i can't have numerous women pushing me over. i don't know what i would do. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 yeah I can't understand why people who feel differently than me can feel that way either. what a bunch of idiots! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 So one of the greatest days of my life was when I realized that rejection just didn't matter. It was when I was about 21. From that point forward it was a pretty solid string of chicks until I eventually met my wife. I didn't care, didn't try too hard, if I got turned down or found out someone wasn't interested I just moved on. In that time I told girls I wasn't interested and really it was never a big deal. There were a couple that still chased me after I got serious with my now wife. But it was harmless flirting. I understand that work chicks bring a different dynamic, but I really don't understand why you can't just walk up to one of these girls and say something like, "hey I was wondering if we could go grab a drink sometime" If they respond in someway that they are unsure if you are asking them out or imply with other people, just say, "no, i meant just the two of us" At that point they can say yes or no. And guess what no doesn't hurt. All true. However at first I thought this was a napa post and I was very confused, because napa doesn't have a wife and is only, like, 14 right? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 12 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 whats going on ronny? whats this weekend bringing you? i'm gearing up for this nebraska/michigan game. not doing much else today really. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Just taking it easy today. Pan cooked a little hanger steak tonight while spooning it with some butter. Just catching up on some DVR tv. Watched The Descendents today. I liked it. Found the oldest daughter to be very cute. Glad UF lost today. Pulling for ND tonight. Makes for a good story. Otherwise, I hope everyone loses and causes total chaos. Although, we know my love for Oregon and their unis. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Bored sitting around with the old farts today so drove over to the Channel Islands area for some salty air and lunch. Had shrimp taco's with a calimari app. Not as good as it should have been for a place that advertised "from our boat to you". But better than the alternative. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 These fish tacos are the tits. The key is in the tortilla. Anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I'm at the Iowa state game drunk as shit and occasionally wearing a horse mask. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Cheer harder. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 That's not good. At least make a bunch of "hung like a..." jokes to couple with the mask. Lots of puns. Mane reason Should we drive? Nah, lets hoof it. I got my blinders on tonight I'm a real stallion Something about a bridal Shall I continue? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Stupid Steele Jantz. IDIOT! Link to post Share on other sites
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