strategy 4 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I imagined it being fancier than that. In order to be as precise as possible, we'd have to include actual weights, which in turn would have to be included somewhat as a function of height, since obviously a 125 pound 5'7" frame is not the same as a 125 pound 5'3" frame.Also, there should be colors. Not, like, races, but colored lines to make it look more impressive and official.you can just imagine the X axis on his original graph as height:weight. I think what you want is an infographic, though.So I haven't hit rock bottom yet?he took a job at cheeseburger in paradise to pay down his debt. so wait until you work there. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Ok...I think I'm with you for the most part, though I did have to get a second opinion from my friend I'm studying with at the moment. I was thinking that 145 is way too heavy regardless of height, but she's 5'7", 125lbs, and acceptably skinny, so I'm thinking that a 5'10" woman could push 145 and still look pretty good.My only remaining issue is with the boobs tapering off towards the top of the height. A proportionate woman is a proportionate woman...shouldn't they keep getting bigger? But, then again, would that just make her look more like a behemoth? In which case shouldn't she also be extra skinny to keep from having the same problem?why do you entertain this, Joey? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 why do you entertain this, Joey?Because it's more fun to talk about than role-playing video games? Also, you know damn well that the guy can't resist a chart-making challenge.Edit: You make that comment about discussing the perfect female form, but not during a discussion about which mythical creature we'd like to have as a pet? Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I forget, does anyone in here agree with me that The Hangover wasn't that funny, or was I just not in the right mood when I saw it and therefore should give it another chance?I think if you go back and watch it a few times it actually gets funnier. I laughed alot and missed some great lines. Furthermore, one day you will wake up with one of those humdinger, bend mending, severly painful hangovers and picture their faces from the morning scene and immediately start looking around for the rooster crossing the floor and only then can you appreciate that scene. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 why do you entertain this, Joey?You are obviously not appreciating the importance of color coded graphs strat. Didn't you learn anything in Kansas?From: ShannonDate: Monday 17 August 2009 10.12amTo: StaffSubject: Coffee cupsHi There was twelve coffee cups left in the sink this morning. Could everyone please wash their coffee cups after using them.Thanks, ShanFrom: David ThorneDate: Monday 17 August 2009 10.19amTo: ShannonSubject: Re: Coffee cupsMorning Shannon,My apologies. Those coffee cups were mine. I am rather busy today so decided to have all of my coffee breaks at the one time this morning rather than taking twelve separate breaks throughout the day. I am currently experiencing severe heart palpitations but also typing at four hundred and seventy words per minute so should be able to knock off early.Regards, David.From: ShannonDate: Monday 17 August 2009 10.31amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Coffee cupsI was not saying they were all your coffee cups I was just saying that I should not have to wash twelve coffee cups when I don't even drink coffee. People should wash their own coffee cups or at least take it in turns to wash them.ShanFrom: David ThorneDate: Monday 17 August 2009 10.42amTo: ShannonSubject: Re: Re: Re: Coffee cupsShannon,You raise a valid and not at all uninteresting point. Perhaps you could construct some kind of chart. A roster system would enable us to work in an environment free of dirty coffee cups and put an end to any confusion regarding who the dirty coffee cup responsibility lies with.David.From: ShannonDate: Monday 17 August 2009 1.08pmTo: StaffSubject: Kitchen RosterHi everyone. I have discussed a kitchen roster with David and feel it would be fair if we took it in turns to do the dishes. I have put the roster in the kitchen so everyone can remember. I am Monday morning and Wednesday and Friday afternoon. David is Monday afternoon and Wednesday morning, Lillian is Tuesday morning and Thursday afternoon and Thomas is Tuesday afternoon and Friday morning.Thanks, ShanFrom: David ThorneDate: Monday 17 August 2009 1.22pmTo: ShannonSubject: Colour coded coffee cup cleaning chartShannon, I notice that you have colour coded the coffee cup cleaning chart. While I appreciate the creative effort that has gone into this roster, the light salmon colour you have chosen for my name is very effeminate. While I am sure you have not done this on purpose and are not inferring anything, I would appreciate you rectifying this immediately. Would it be possible to swap colours with Thomas as he has quite a nice dusty blue.Thankyou, DavidFrom: ShannonDate: Monday 17 August 2009 2.17pmTo: StaffSubject: Updated kitchen rosterHi. I have changed David's colour to blue on the kitchen roster. Thomas is now green.ShanFrom: ThomasDate: Monday 17 August 2009 2.24pmTo: David ThorneSubject: What the ****?What the **** is this email from Shannon? I am not doing a ****ing kitchen roster. Was this your idea?From: David ThorneDate: Monday 17 August 2009 2.38pmTo: Thomas Cc: ShannonSubject: Re: What the ****?Thomas, do you feel it is fair that Shannon should have to wash everyone's coffee cups? Apparently this morning there were twelve coffee cups in the sink. I was going to schedule a staff board meeting this afternoon to discuss the issue but luckily Shannon has prepared a colour coded coffee cup cleaning chart for us rendering a staff meeting unnecessary. We should all thank Shannon for taking the initiative and creating a system that will empower us to efficiently schedule client meetings and work commitments around our designated coffee cup cleaning duties. If at any stage our rostered coffee cup cleaning commitments coincide with work requirements, we can simply hold the client meeting in the kitchen. We can wash while the clients dry. Today it may only be twelve coffee cups but tomorrow it could be several plates and a spoon and then where would we be?David.From: ThomasDate: Monday 17 August 2009 2.56pmTo: ShannonSubject: Kitchen stuffShannon, I do not need a chart telling me when to wash dishes. I am not going to stop in the middle of writing proposals to wash coffee cups. David is being a ****wit. I only use one coffee cup and I always rinse it out after I use it. If we have clients here and they use coffee cups then it is appreciated that you wash them as part of your job.From: Lillian Date: Monday 17 August 2009 3.06pmTo: ThomasSubject: Re: Kitchen stuffWhat's this kitchen roster thing? Did you agree to this?From: David ThorneDate: Monday 17 August 2009 3.09pmTo: ShannonSubject: Rescheduling coffee cup dutiesShannon, can I swap my rostered coffee cup cleaning duty this afternoon for Thursday? I have been busy all day working, not looking at pictures of Johnny Depp on the internet, and not had time to familiarise myself with correct coffee cup cleaning requirements. I am happy to reschedule my meetings tomorrow to undertake a training session on dish washing detergent location and washcloth procedures with you if you have the time. I feel it would be quite helpful if prior to the training session you prepared some kind of Powerpoint presentation. Possibly with graphs. Will I need to bring my own rubber gloves or will these be provided?DavidFrom: ShannonDate: Monday 17 August 2009 3.20pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Rescheduling coffee cup dutiesWhatever. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 JJJ, I think you should stick with the first chart, but use multiple lines for different heights. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 JJJ, I think you should stick with the first chart, but use multiple lines for different heights.This is the right way to do it, but I like the visual effect of the circles. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 My only remaining issue is with the boobs tapering off towards the top of the height. A proportionate woman is a proportionate woman...shouldn't they keep getting bigger? But, then again, would that just make her look more like a behemoth? In which case shouldn't she also be extra skinny to keep from having the same problem?Anyway, yes, I was worried about the behemoth factor. Tall women can't have medium builds with big boobs because they'll look huge, so they need to be slender with slightly smaller boobs. Conversely, I think women on the shortest end of the spectrum shouldn't have a medium build with big boobs either because they'll look dumpy. I should probably make the weights have the biggest jumps right there in the middle range of the graph. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Getting closer?the more I think about this we should be able to place our own circles on the graph with our names in them Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 This graph confuses the hell out of me. Edward R. Tufte is probably rolling in his grave. Except I think he's still alive. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Anyway, yes, I was worried about the behemoth factor. Tall women can't have medium builds with big boobs because they'll look huge, so they need to be slender with slightly smaller boobs. Conversely, I think women on the shortest end of the spectrum shouldn't have a medium build with big boobs either because they'll look dumpy. I should probably make the weights have the biggest jumps right there in the middle range of the graph.Two thumbs up. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Because it's more fun to talk about than role-playing video games? Also, you know damn well that the guy can't resist a chart-making challenge.Edit: You make that comment about discussing the perfect female form, but not during a discussion about which mythical creature we'd like to have as a pet?yeah, I don't really pick my battles.I forgive the comment regarding role-playing video games. there is nothing more fun than RPG discussion. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 yeah, I don't really pick my battles.I forgive the comment regarding role-playing video games. there is nothing more fun than RPG discussion.unless you never played RPGs and are reading the last few pages going 'when will someone talk about Tecmo Bowl already?' Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 unless you never played RPGs and are reading the last few pages going 'when will someone talk about Tecmo Bowl already?'what?maybe you might find this more entertaining. I love it when these games are treated like a sporting event.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncb7lHNWbnU Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Look, you're doing great work, but the 5'1" girl looks like she has mosquito bites compared to the watermelons of the 5'7" girl. Although I do know how much you love huge knockers. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 what?maybe you might find this more entertaining. I love it when these games are treated like a sporting event.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncb7lHNWbnU The Madden bus show on ESPN2 was ALWAYS entertaining....unintentionally of course. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Look, you're doing great work, but the 5'1" girl looks like she has mosquito bites compared to the watermelons of the 5'7" girl. Although I do know how much you love huge knockers.Last one: Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I need a vacation to hang with beans sooo bad.Youre welcome to join our crew any time...Just be advised that there is a good possibility that you will end up doing one, or all, of these things during your stay1) Taunting the LV metro bike cops2) Being a guest star on Pawn Stars3) Sitting for hours at a bar while viewing scenes similar to this4) Ending up in the middle of the desert like this guyYou wouldnt believe the hours of negotiations Ive logged ever since Treasure Island took the old sign down for ownership of this thing. Im actually getting pretty close, but it will require donating the rest of my life to the restoration of vintage casino signs. I have my foot planted solidly in the door now, so dont be surprised if it happens Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 where are the nips? Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 where are the nips?Exclusive BeansCam stripbar video coming soon to a thread near you! Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 now you'f got an example of why I am sometimes described as accidentally awesome Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I didn't know the wife came along. Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I forget, does anyone in here agree with me that The Hangover wasn't that funny, or was I just not in the right mood when I saw it and therefore should give it another chance?I had pretty low expectations going in (I think that this thread had something to do with it) and I ended up really enjoying it. However, it's not worth seeing again so it's good but not great. Also, a lot of the enjoyment had to deal with trying to figure out what happened to them the night before.I played craps for the first time ever in Vegas with my buddy and some guy we met playing poker. Easily the most fun I've ever had gambling. We were playing at the Flamingo and the waitress was bringing us beers and drinks everytime she came by us. We were the drunk assholes hi-fiving and yelling "yyooo-eleven" and cheering for the shooter.Just add the chest bumps and you're golden.Great photos Beans! Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I disapprove of your boob chart. Not in principle, just because you have my height/weight as needing the biggest boobs. I very much disagree. I called in sick today, and yesterday. Threw up yesterday evening, felt a bit better, decided to eat since I'd been unable to eat all day, woke up at 2am and threw up that food. Feeling better today except that I am starving and mum says I still shouldn't eat just in case. Now accepting tokens of sympathy. So far a local cat (I call her Nutmeg) has visited my garden and frolicked in the sun for my enjoyment, which helped raise my spirits. I just have to watch that she isn't hunting my hedgehogs. Link to post Share on other sites
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