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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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All the amazing dialogue in The Big Lebowski, and I think I laugh the hardest when The Dude uncovers Jackie Treehorn's secret message on the pad of paper by the phone.
he treats objects like womenman, I'm getting drunk on a great cali cab, and lock, stock, &2 smoking barrells is on. Now if I just had some cute girl here, life would be awesome, w/o a girl here, it's good.
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Jesus, even 76 is too hot for me. I like no more than 74 max.
shit, I hate it even if the place is above 70. I'm most comfortable when my place is more like 66-68
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he treats objects like womenman, I'm getting drunk on a great trannys lap, and lock, stock, &2 smoking penis's its on. Now if I just had one more cute tranny here, life would be awesome, w/o a girl here, it's all good.
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he treats objects like womenman, I'm getting drunk on a great trannys lap, and lock, stock, &2 smoking penis's its on. Now if I just had one more cute tranny here, life would be awesome, w/o a girl here, it's all good.
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Decent catchup. There's a lot of tension/anger in OT. I'm surprised Loogie didn't drop in with a RAGE! post. I feel like I should unload my cap gun into some imaginary bitches ass.
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shit, I hate it even if the place is above 70. I'm most comfortable when my place is more like 66-68
That's a little cold for me. I'd be happy with 74-75 but every time I set it and walk away, it creeps right back up to 78 because it's right next to his room. The thing that pisses me off the most is that he's on the first floor and we're on the second, so it's always 5 degrees hotter up here...Yeah, I'm just getting myself worked up.
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3 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: silkyjonson, zimmer4141So whats your take on all the lunacy?
A. LLLLLoyd needs to go.B. Whoever scheduled that game should be packing up his office todayC. I feel bad for Mike Hart and Shawn Crable who are the only 2 players that gave a damn yesterdayD. Appalachian State would be favored over probably 50-60 D1-A teams if you get rid of D1-A and D1-AA labelsE. I am still very very very pissed because now so much fun is sucked out of the rest of the season
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A. LLLLLoyd needs to go.B. Whoever scheduled that game should be packing up his office todayC. I feel bad for Mike Hart and Shawn Crable who are the only 2 players that gave a damn yesterdayD. Appalachian State would be favored over probably 50-60 D1-A teams if you get rid of D1-A and D1-AA labelsE. I am still very very very pissed because now so much fun is sucked out of the rest of the season
Hopefully LC will finally get the boot and they can bring in a solid coach. Really blows that the season is pretty much shot at this point, I'm gonna try to make it up to Ann Arbor for a game or 2 this year maybe we can have a beverage.
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Clint, did you go to the casino Friday and sucker punch Ryland?
I went there on Friday, looked around while waiting to be seated, but didn't see him. I also wasn't willing to give up my playing time to search for him further. Kinda pissed, but o well.
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Very sunburned and very tired.

I'm pretty sure I've taken a year off my life in the past 6 days. I have weakened my immune system to where I now have a hangover and a cold.No sexcapades from me this week, as usual. I have to take tonight off for my liver's sake, but I'm gonna wake up bright and early for tailgating tomorrow, then our huge home opener against Appalachian State.
didn't see the end of that game. how'd that go anyways?
that was a disappointing catchup. I put up 315 today on the bench. Thats right kiddies, three 45lb plates on each side. Who's the man? I'm the man. Ok, not really the man, but I'm working on it.. sort of brag post, since I don't win at poker or get laid nearly enough. Internet chicks think I'm sexy though.
315? jesus man. you're an animal. way to go.beach was really fun, albeit short. got down there at like 11 friday night and was drunk by 11:30. went to the beach which was basically deserted and a few hippies wandered up on us and we all ended up swimming in the ocean at like 1 in the morning drunk as hell. that was fun, and quite life threatening. waves were freaking huge the whole weekend, bigger than I've ever seen them at the beach. made for some interesting boogie boarding/trying to breath.I really want to take a nap, but it would probably hurt too bad to lay down right now, and besides, there's corona's to be drank, and I got a big fat hydrocodone ready for my belly.
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I just played the $215 HU tournament on Stars, drew TheTownhouse the first match, and lasted 2 hands.PokerStars Game #11833931968: Tournament #59097124, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/02 - 17:15:26 (ET)Table '59097124 108' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: Zimmy41 (1440 in chips) Seat 2: TheTownhouse (1560 in chips) TheTownhouse: posts small blind 10Zimmy41: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Zimmy41 [Jc As]TheTownhouse: raises 40 to 60Zimmy41: raises 120 to 180TheTownhouse: calls 120*** FLOP *** [Jd Jh Ac]Zimmy41: checks TheTownhouse: checks *** TURN *** [Jd Jh Ac] [4h]Zimmy41: checks TheTownhouse: bets 180Zimmy41: calls 180*** RIVER *** [Jd Jh Ac 4h] [5c]Zimmy41: bets 480TheTownhouse: raises 720 to 1200 and is all-inZimmy41: calls 600 and is all-in*** SHOW DOWN ***TheTownhouse: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)Zimmy41: shows [Jc As] (a full house, Jacks full of Aces)TheTownhouse collected 2880 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2880 | Rake 0 Board [Jd Jh Ac 4h 5c]Seat 1: Zimmy41 (big blind) showed [Jc As] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of AcesSeat 2: TheTownhouse (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won (2880) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks

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