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"I don't even like a single one of you, so I'm going home."Wang
Your story was average, but I wanted to point out the fact that it's nice to e-see you. Now if we could just get Caleb to stop in...Thanks Renae.
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I'm ronery, so ronery...
im tired and lonely and cold and sore too. thankfully, the Street Fighter movie is on, so i'm ok.oh, and to mr strategery - i'm too lazy to figure out how to comment on your blog, but at most casinos its standard for casinos to take 10% of every bad beat dollar collected as "administration fee."
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im tired and lonely and cold and sore too. thankfully, the Street Fighter movie is on, so i'm ok.
Nice. I shed a tear when the Russian sacrificed himself.I saw Stranger Than Fiction tonight. I liked it...and really wish I had something more interesting to say. I did spend 5 hours with a bunch of 80-100 year old Jews the other day, but I'm too buzzed to want to write a full report. I'll just say that apparently I'm very tall and handsome. I haven't felt that good looking since my last trip to a gay bar.
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Your story was average, but I wanted to point out the fact that it's nice to e-see you. Now if we could just get Caleb to stop in...Thanks Renae.
Yeah, I know it kinda sucked, but I didn't want to lead with all the time I spent in the back of the cop car. I think I'm going to buy a digital camera, and just film BigFatJason for you guys, for like 30 minutes, and then put it on youtube or something, just so you can see how absolutely awesome and terrible this guy is. Tonight, I was at a local 2/4 NL game, and the 42 year old woman who runs the game was telling a story to everyone, and nobody was listening. Big Fat Jason jumped in and says, "Paula I'm gonna stop you right there; nobody cares about your little faggot kids. If it's to me, I wager."I laughed pretty hard, and I think she did, too, eventually.Alright, I'm out for another few weeks. I don't even know what I'm doing here; I don't even like a single one of you.Wang
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FYI I edited Strat's above post just because it's not necessary.I'm gonna quit reading the thread for awhile, it's lost a lot of it's humour and charm for me and there's too much dross to wade through to find anything of substance. There are still some cool and interesting people here - Shake, speedz, Ron, Wang etc - but not enough to make it worth spending an hour or more a day on here. I would like to stop reading it and start doing productive things, though I'll probably still be online a lot.If anyone still wants to keep track of me I post roughly bimonthly (lazy) in my livejournal which is here and I am on AIM too much with the screenname 'saidshedcall'. "Leaving posts" are for faggots, I'm on hiatus. If I like you, keep in touch.

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FYI I edited Strat's above post just because it's not necessary.I'm gonna quit reading the thread for awhile, it's lost a lot of it's humour and charm for me and there's too much dross to wade through to find anything of substance. There are still some cool and interesting people here - Shake, speedz, Ron, Wang etc - but not enough to make it worth spending an hour or more a day on here. I would like to stop reading it and start doing productive things, though I'll probably still be online a lot.If anyone still wants to keep track of me I post roughly bimonthly (lazy) in my livejournal which is here and I am on AIM too much with the screenname 'saidshedcall'. "Leaving posts" are for faggots, I'm on hiatus. If I like you, keep in touch.
Go suck on a quim, faggot.
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I went to the Pawtucket Red Sox game on Friday because Jon Lester was pitching, and it's $6 tickets. They had a middle school marching band do the national anthem, and I thought this lady in front of me was very funny.http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/pho...g=1177855457862The quality sucks because my phone sucks, and it's kind of jumpy, but I chortle when I watch it. I'm pretty sure it was a "you had to be there" thing, but she did this for the whole song.

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FYI I edited Strat's above post just because it's not necessary.I'm gonna quit reading the thread for awhile, it's lost a lot of it's humour and charm for me and there's too much dross to wade through to find anything of substance. There are still some cool and interesting people here - Shake, speedz, Ron, Wang etc - but not enough to make it worth spending an hour or more a day on here. I would like to stop reading it and start doing productive things, though I'll probably still be online a lot.If anyone still wants to keep track of me I post roughly bimonthly (lazy) in my livejournal which is here and I am on AIM too much with the screenname 'saidshedcall'. "Leaving posts" are for faggots, I'm on hiatus. If I like you, keep in touch.
Does this mean JoeyJoJo is coming back?
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FYI I edited Strat's above post just because it's not necessary.I'm gonna quit reading the thread for awhile, it's lost a lot of it's humour and charm for me and there's too much dross to wade through to find anything of substance. There are still some cool and interesting people here - Shake, speedz, Ron, Wang etc - but not enough to make it worth spending an hour or more a day on here. I would like to stop reading it and start doing productive things, though I'll probably still be online a lot.If anyone still wants to keep track of me I post roughly bimonthly (lazy) in my livejournal which is here and I am on AIM too much with the screenname 'saidshedcall'. "Leaving posts" are for faggots, I'm on hiatus. If I like you, keep in touch.
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MisterB:If you end up going to the game on Tuesday, let me know, somehow...I'll be leaving hopefully around around 11, stop at foxwoods for an hour or two, and then head to Shea.

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FYI I edited Strat's above post just because it's not necessary.I'm gonna quit reading the thread for awhile, it's lost a lot of it's humour and charm for me and there's too much dross to wade through to find anything of substance. There are still some cool and interesting people here - Shake, speedz, Ron, Wang etc - but not enough to make it worth spending an hour or more a day on here. I would like to stop reading it and start doing productive things, though I'll probably still be online a lot.If anyone still wants to keep track of me I post roughly bimonthly (lazy) in my livejournal which is here and I am on AIM too much with the screenname 'saidshedcall'. "Leaving posts" are for faggots, I'm on hiatus. If I like you, keep in touch.
it takes you an hour to catch up everyday? when you learn how to skip everything unfunny (me, for instance), it only takes a few minutes.
get out of my thread
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2315740672: Table Escondido (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:36:49 ET - 2007/04/29Seat 1: dnh83 ($423.15)Seat 2: TeddyKGB II ($183.65)Seat 3: Zimmer4141 ($364)Seat 4: phxbiotch ($283.10)Seat 5: fishfash ($90.20)Seat 6: SuperJaz ($194.25)phxbiotch posts the small blind of $1fishfash posts the big blind of $2The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Zimmer4141 [Qd Qh]SuperJaz raises to $7dnh83 calls $7TeddyKGB II calls $7fishfash: lolZimmer4141 raises to $30phxbiotch foldsfishfash foldsSuperJaz foldsfishfash: wow LOLSuperJaz adds $12.75dnh83 has 15 seconds left to actdnh83 calls $23phxbiotch: strong playTeddyKGB II calls $23*** FLOP *** [Qc 6c 7c]fishfash: k tdnh83 checksTeddyKGB II bets $10Zimmer4141 raises to $65dnh83 raises to $393.15, and is all inTeddyKGB II calls $143.65, and is all inZimmer4141 calls $269, and is all indnh83 shows [6s 7s]TeddyKGB II shows [Ac 3c]Zimmer4141 shows [Qd Qh]Uncalled bet of $59.15 returned to dnh83*** TURN *** [Qc 6c 7c] [7d]*** RIVER *** [Qc 6c 7c 7d] [Ad]dnh83 shows a full house, Sevens full of SixesZimmer4141 shows a full house, Queens full of SevensZimmer4141 wins the side pot ($360.70) with a full house, Queens full of SevensTeddyKGB II shows a flush, Ace highZimmer4141 wins the main pot ($557.95) with a full house, Queens full of Sevensfishfash: actiondnh83 adds $140.85TeddyKGB II is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $921.65 Main pot $560.95. Side pot $360.70. | Rake $3Board: [Qc 6c 7c 7d Ad]Seat 1: dnh83 showed [6s 7s] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of SixesSeat 2: TeddyKGB II showed [Ac 3c] and lost with a flush, Ace highSeat 3: Zimmer4141 (button) showed [Qd Qh] and won ($918.65) with a full house, Queens full of SevensSeat 4: phxbiotch (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: fishfash (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 6: SuperJaz folded before the FlopThis is always nice.

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I'm in the minority here for sure, but I really don't care that Ladygrey is gone. I just don't think she's that funny.
She was definitely funnier as JoeyJoJo. I'm not going to miss her that much, but that's mostly because she complained about people who weren't funny, and I was one of those people.
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She was definitely funnier as JoeyJoJo. I'm not going to miss her that much, but that's mostly because she complained about people who weren't funny, and I was one of those people.
I have'nt been around that long, but if JJJ was funny as balls and maybe LG was her more serious british alter ego.and I as well am not one of the funny people
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