I Called In Sick Today

[keith crime 8]

ah, short vol on quarter end? you got stones, i'll give you that.

it was actually a pretty small position sadly with a 17 dollar move there's no such thing as a small position

[turd ferguson 1]

You've been downright sweet about these kind of things the last couple of days. What's the matter? Getting more fiber in your diet now?How's the new house? Did you ever put up pics?

I can just relate to people who work "inferior" jobs because I've done them. Not all of us were born with money. But yes, I have been getting more fiber. My poops are excellent these days. It's excellent. My girlfriend has the disk. I was going to put them up today, but I forgot. Now I'll have to wait because I won't be at work for a week or so.

[dms26 3]

We're down to $1.98. js

I saw 1.99 in Ohio last week, I can't even remember the last time it was under $2

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Remind me to mark Mex off the naked pics list.

yeah, like you'd ever do that anyway. If you're gonna threaten, be realistic with it.

[Ouch-8s 4]

What other forums?

Oh, you know, web design forums, hotel management forums. I have forums for everything that I slog through in the hopes of someday making some money at.

[ricker 0]

yeah, but who the fuck would ever want to live in Oklahoma? I wouldnt care if it was 1.15 a gallon, its Oklahoma. you have cheap gas, casinos, and I'm sure something else, and it still doesn't sound appealing.

I lived in Texas for two years, a stones throw away from OK, and I wanted to kill myself just for being that close.but tha'ts just me

[turd ferguson 1]

Oh, you know, web design forums, hotel management forums. I have forums for everything that I slog through in the hopes of someday making some money at.

How often do you post there?

[strategy 4]

He sounds like a real asshole. Half of the time when someone in an "inferior" job does something that you deem incompetent it's usually the result of something that you have no idea about because you don't work there. For example, the general rule in that casino for short rake is probably three, and the floorman the day before screwed up and let them do two. He could have delt with it better for sure, but maybe he was at the end of a long shift or something.

No, don't get me wrong, he totally is. But obviously we know who was in the wrong in that story.

[mk 11]

it was actually a pretty small position sadly with a 17 dollar move there's no such thing as a small position

i was trying to explain that to jeff. (11:30:50) mk: ok, so he posted. he was short vol. (11:31:57) strat: wow (11:32:05) strat: why so much, shit (11:32:34) mk: it wouldn't take much to get fucked on that move.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Oh my God! Dwight hired a hooker!

This was funny stuff.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I lived in Texas for two years, a stones throw away from OK, and I wanted to kill myself just for being that close.but tha'ts just me

thats all I'm sayin

[DOG 0]

God?

Sorry, I am on vacation. Might have been my offspring.

I had a small bet on Rimm not moving a lot on earnings and it moved 20%

Next time PM me. I can see for miles and miles.

you have cheap gas, casinos, and I'm sure something else, and it still doesn't sound appealing.

Steers and memebers of the Sick thread

[Bizzle 0]

bad beat, it's down to 2.16 here

We're down to $1.98. js

I paid $2.68 today.

[mk 11]

That explains why you hold MK in such high regard.

i ain't no senator's son, no. i've had a job ever since i was able to work, paid for college myself, etc.i'm something of a class warrior, actually. i hate people who are given things.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I paid $2.68 today.

for what?

[Ouch-8s 4]

How often do you post there?

I rarely post anywhere else. I just like to read a lot and this thread slows down a fair bit once the east-coasters leave work.

[Bizzle 0]

for what?

beej.(gas)

[Dub2131 0]

Sorry, I am on vacation. Might have been my offspring.Next time PM me. I can see for miles and miles.Steers and memebers of the Sick thread

Just what I love from a deity - typos.Smite me, oh mighty smiter.

[renaedawn 1]

I can just relate to people who work "inferior" jobs because I've done them. Not all of us were born with money. But yes, I have been getting more fiber. My poops are excellent these days. It's excellent. My girlfriend has the disk. I was going to put them up today, but I forgot. Now I'll have to wait because I won't be at work for a week or so.

I meant to tell you when you mentioned it before to have a great vacation. Can I be in charge of making everyone do their daily shutting the fuck up while you're gone?

I saw 1.99 in Ohio last week, I can't even remember the last time it was under $2

Boone Pickens (big oil guy, worth billions) said it would never get below $2 again back in the spring. I really thought he was right. Glad he wasn't.

yeah, like you'd ever do that anyway. If you're gonna threaten, be realistic with it.

I really love it when you're mean to me. I crave it. Can't get enough of it.

[turd ferguson 1]

No, don't get me wrong, he totally is. But obviously we know who was in the wrong in that story.

No, you really don't. Sure the floorman was a little rude and dismissive, but you try dealing with the average jackass poker player for eight hours a day and see how you do. How do you know that the floorman from the previous day didn't fuck up by giving them a $2 rake? Now the current floorman has to deal with a pissed off customer because his coworker made a mistake. Think about it.

[Ouch-8s 4]

i ain't no senator's son, no. i've had a job ever since i was able to work, paid for college myself, etc.i'm something of a class warrior, actually. i hate people who are given things.

See, I make a weak joke and you come back with this. This is why I hold you in such high regard.

[ricker 0]

This was funny stuff.

I can't wait to see the DVD commentary on it, there was a little too much smile on Jim's face as he was leaving, I think the producers surprised him with something in there.

[turd ferguson 1]

I meant to tell you when you mentioned it before to have a great vacation. Can I be in charge of making everyone do their daily shutting the fuck up while you're gone?

Thanks. It's not a big trip or anything. Just the lady friend and I relaxing and taking some time away from work. Sure, if you think you can handle it. It's a big responsibility to let all these people know when they need to do some shutting the fuck up.

[Habs Fan 0]

Cocksuckers. Each and every last one of you.

[strategy 4]

No, you really don't. Sure the floorman was a little rude and dismissive, but you try dealing with the average jackass poker player for eight hours a day and see how you do. How do you know that the floorman from the previous day didn't fuck up by giving them a $2 rake? Now the current floorman has to deal with a pissed off customer because his coworker made a mistake. Think about it.

Ah, so you take it out on the customer then? Makes sense. I need to get into the industry.