redandblack 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 i got wasted and went to see united 93. sad movie. it pissed me off that one of the stewerdess looked like kathy liebert. i muttered under my breath "stupid ****ing *****" almost ruined the movie. jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack Link to post Share on other sites
golfanatic21 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Im soo hung over right nowJust finished off my second year at ASU. This year i got kicked out of the house by my roomates of 2 years. ghey. o well **** them, they were losers. Well to celebrate the end of our sophmore year my genious roomates decided to throw their first keg party. (2 years at ASU and first keg party, i told you they were losers) Well the only problem is that they dont know many people so they asked me to ask a whole bunch of people over. Now i can get over some hot *** chicks just by muttering the term booze but they kicked me out so **** them. So my most hated of roomates spends 90 bucks to rent a keg and a grand total of 4 people show up with 1 girl in the group and she was a fatty (HAHA) and 2 of the people dont drink . So i basically just sat around the keg and got abliterated and hes out 90 bucks. the story doesnt end there.The kid that rented the keg, well his mom decided to fly in unexpected to help him pack and get his stuff together and i was asleep on the couch the the tap still in my hand man i didnt think i was going to write a novel when i started this. I just hate my old roomates Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 fifth of captain + fifth of crown royal to the face = drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 <=== sotally tober Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 It's only fitting we start a new drunk page with CW at the top. JS Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 It's only fitting we start a new drunk page with CW at the top. JS i gotta say.. you know what fruckin pwns?those 5 liter hieneken mini kegs... friggin great invention Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Who the hell buys Grey Goose? Why? If you're trying to get drunk by drinking if straight, why tell hell do you pay $40 more than anything else? My friends suck, and base all their decisions on commercials they saw. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Who the hell buys Grey Goose? Why? If you're trying to get drunk by drinking if straight, why tell hell do you pay $40 more than anything else? My friends suck, and base all their decisions on commercials they saw.how do you make a grey goose on the rocks taste better?make flashy commercials with hot women and boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i gotta say.. you know what fruckin pwns?those 5 liter hieneken mini kegs... friggin great invention lmao @ fruckin.. !'m gonna use that one.I'm working on my 3rd fifth of the night. BOO-YAAAA! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Anyone play Edward 40 hands? Just the idea of drink Colt cracks me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Anyone play Edward 40 hands? Just the idea of drink Colt cracks me up.Did tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Did tonight.The rule I always went by was that if you pay more than $2 per 40, you had to do four (Colt and Icehouse are both under $1.50). Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 The rule I always went by was that if you pay more than $2 per 40, you had to do four (Colt and Icehouse are both under $1.50).hahaI never heard that one. I think I'm safe though, we used Hurricane which is about 99cents. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 gettin an early start on the boozin this evening... ill update on my progress into a state of beligerence later.I wasnt able to post last night but I did deliver the most clutch performance in the history of beer pong.... I had to hit 2 straight cups to avoid elimination after the opposing team hit our last cup... and I came through...we forced the OT and I did the exact same thing to force a 2nd OT ... then I single handed shut them out on 2OT ... I drained 8 straight cups for the victoryIN THE ZONE BABY Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Who the hell buys Grey Goose? Why? If you're trying to get drunk by drinking if straight, why tell hell do you pay $40 more than anything else? My friends suck, and base all their decisions on commercials they saw.So in college, on of my roomates had this bottle of gray goose, that he left with like a 1/4 of bottle left when he moved out. Well, that got drank, and then me and my new roomate filled it with "Sandberg Village" AKA the worst vodka I've ever drank ( bottom of the plastic bottle barrel). We kept the bottle in the freezer, and would always make people ( aka girls) drink it straight, and tell us what they thought, and they almost always loved it, saying how good it was, and how much grey goose is better than the average vodka. It never stopped being funny to me. I think the "High Quality " vodka thing is one of the biggest scams of all time. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 So in college, on of my roomates had this bottle of gray goose, that he left with like a 1/4 of bottle left when he moved out. Well, that got drank, and then me and my new roomate filled it with "Sandberg Village" AKA the worst vodka I've ever drank ( bottom of the plastic bottle barrel). We kept the bottle in the freezer, and would always make people ( aka girls) drink it straight, and tell us what they thought, and they almost always loved it, saying how good it was, and how much grey goose is better than the average vodka. It never stopped being funny to me. I think the "High Quality " vodka thing is one of the biggest scams of all time.Agreed. I've engaged in similar experiments with identical results Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Yup, wasted..But nobody is on, so it's all in vain. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 BUMP, i think i am, i had 6 extra dry so im fairly sure im tipsy Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I don't know what all these stories of people losing their rolls while drunk are about. I'm incredible.Extra dry? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Oh man, I just lost about 5600 bucks.I think I blaked out abot 1Oh manWNAG Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Let's see.....i'm definitely drunk...playing on pokerstars....natti light rules....................................................................... Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I will give 10 dollars to whoever can guess what i need!! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 women taking off thier clothing for money and cocaine?yeah, a lot of heinieken tonight Link to post Share on other sites
Verdimme 0 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 women taking off thier clothing for money and cocaine?yeah, a lot of heinieken tonightHeineken rocks. I'll have to do with Amstel tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 bumpi feel like im gonna throw up from too much alkihol and too much cheeseburger Link to post Share on other sites
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