herokid7 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 This is kind of like the poker phrases discussion. I just thought it would be cool to hear some of your favorite starting hand nicknames, maybe even see if we could invent some new ones. My current favorite has to has to be a new one for Ace-King, "The Anna Kournikova" it looks good, but it never wins. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 This is kind of like the poker phrases discussion. I just thought it would be cool to hear some of your favorite starting hand nicknames, maybe even see if we could invent some new ones. My current favorite has to has to be a new one for Ace-King, "The Anna Kournikova" it looks good, but it never wins.hi, search function. Link to post Share on other sites
Al Smooth 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 My friends and I call JJ "Brokeback Mountain"...two gay cowboys. Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Smith 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 10, 4 suited is called the Al Pacino where i come from. He always looks like hell, dressed in a expensive suit... && 10, 4 of spades is some suited shit. Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 92- retardo. For obvious reason10 4 - The dispatcher over and outAK - "Big Miss"97 - Hong Kong year they got independanceim sure i remeber more in a bit, those are some more obscure ones i know Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Can't forget that 36 suited is The Custom. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Only thing these are good for is when you go to a new table making people think you're a complete fish. Use as many of these as you can, people will label you a fish within 30 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 My friends and i have this super interesting set of nicknames for hands.The first part is you call it by the rank of the two cards, and then you tack on whether it's suited or offsuit. Except if they're paired, ... then you call it a pair of whatever rank it is.CRAZY, I KNOW!!! Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Only thing these are good for is when you go to a new table making people think you're a complete fish. Use as many of these as you can, people will label you a fish within 30 seconds.That works aswell whats better is when playing limit askinig if you can bet more then 10 when you are playing 5\10 say . Asking it more then once doesnt hurt either. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 So if you use these names to make ppl think your a fish.. Are you pulling a Zimmer? Can live players paint gills on their necks too? Link to post Share on other sites
SunDrop 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 My friends and I call JJ "Brokeback Mountain"...two gay cowboys.That makes no sense. Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Only thing these are good for is when you go to a new table making people think you're a complete fish. Use as many of these as you can, people will label you a fish within 30 seconds.You almost sound like this is a bad thing. Link to post Share on other sites
GenaB 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 69 = Big Lick Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Im not normally a fan of hand names but heard one the other night that I like:A4 : Transvestite hand - if you look down quickly you think you've got pocket Aces, but really you're in for a nasty surprise... Link to post Share on other sites
Al Smooth 0 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 That makes no sense.sure it does...KK = CowboysJJ = Gay cowboys Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 sure it does...KK = CowboysJJ = Gay cowboysthat really doesnt help Link to post Share on other sites
chipkingpin 0 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 my friends and I call the 9-2 the Montana banana Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 how about for pocket Aces... "ARN ANDERSON"He was pretty bad ass... Link to post Share on other sites
chipkingpin 0 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Yea.. I've always referred to Ace-King as Kurt Angle. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 sure it does...KK = CowboysJJ = Gay cowboysYeah... NO!KK is now "Brokeback" (no mountains involved, and no jacks, cause I just don't see wtf you're talking about) Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 "the bachelor"JK off Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Dog 1 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 2 Black Queens: The Latifah Twins Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 With the established 9-5 being "Dolly Parton", I had this in the big blind last night. All limps, flop comes 9-2-5. Goes to the showdown and I say "I have quadruple D's". Table thought it was mildly amusing.Anyway, I'm probably not the first to ever think of this, but I thought it was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I like the flat tire. (what's a jack 4) Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 95 = The WorkdayJQ (When you get 2 pair) = Choppers and Floppers99 = Train Wreck (Just because I get beat bad a lot with them) Link to post Share on other sites
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