dereeekho 0 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 No man, shes perfect. You dont mess with perfection. If she were shorter, she might be a little chunky, or have smaller boobies. This would be no good.I heard paperbag works. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I heard paperbag works.It does for your randomn uglies. But Jessica is something special. I wouldnt fuck her, I'd make love to her. Link to post Share on other sites
dereeekho 0 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 It does for your randomn uglies. But Jessica is something special. I wouldnt fuck her, I'd make love to her.what if she's ugly without makeup? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 what if she's ugly without makeup?Thats not possible, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Thats not possible, sir.i do like girls that can at least count to 10 thojus sayin Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i do like girls that can at least count to 10 thojus sayinwho cares about that, just look at her. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 who cares about that, just look at her.Anybody who says that Jessica Simpson isn't hot is either lying or gay(and not e-gay, but legitimately, likes to take it up the ass gay.Hell, I'd stick it in wayyyy less hot. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Anybody who says that Jessica Simpson isn't hot is either lying or gay(and not e-gay, but legitimately, likes to take it up the ass gay.Exactly. And with that I leave you. Goodnight fair maidens. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Exactly. And with that I leave you. Goodnight fair maidens.latasnapa....been a while since ive seen u in herehows it been bro? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 latasnapa....been a while since ive seen u in herehows it been bro?Not bad, just school and partying. I try to pop in from time to time Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Not bad, just school and partying. I try to pop in from time to timevn...**** i miss school Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 vn...**** i miss schoolat times I agree with this Link to post Share on other sites
kidpkrJR 0 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 who cares about that, just look at her.<3 Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 vn...**** i miss schoolWhen i hear of the partying and girls, etc. I do. But then I remember the studying and test and deuchbag teachers and not having any money and I don't, but then I think of my mortgage and responsibilities and getting sex not getting sex, and I do again.Damn thought process. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 When i hear of the partying and girls, etc. I do. But then I remember the studying and test and deuchbag teachers and not having any money and I don't, but then I think of my mortgage and responsibilities and getting sex not getting sex, and I do again.Damn thought process.i feel bad for u manbut look at it this way....im not getting ANY sex....and al long as i look 12 I probably wont for another 13 years unless I hire someoneweeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i feel bad for u manbut look at it this way....im not getting ANY sex....and al long as i look 12 I probably wont for another 13 years unless I hire someoneweeeeeeeeeeeeThx, whoever said pregnant women are super horny are fricking liars!! They just wanted us to be as miserable as them. And Chrozzo, the biggest shitter about it is, for our second we were actually trying, I nailed it the first goddamn night! I didn't even get a couple months of fun before she was puking and had migranes. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Thx, whoever said pregnant women are super horny are fricking liars!! They just wanted us to be as miserable as them. And Chrozzo, the biggest shitter about it is, for our second we were actually trying, I nailed it the first goddamn night! I didn't even get a couple months of fun before she was puking and had migranes.Dam your super sperm. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 What's up, sluts? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 What's up, sluts?im sterilebut that niether her nor thereedit: but I AM the perfect one night stand! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Dam your super sperm.Could not have said it better myslef.What's up, sluts?Hai, oh wait I'm far from a slut right now. "read above"im sterilebut that niether her nor thereedit: but I AM the perfect one night stand!Too bad your in NY, and your skinnier than my wife so I could just close my eyes. Shhh don't don't tell suited, he want in. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Too bad your in NY, and your skinnier than my wife so I could just close my eyes. Shhh don't don't tell suited, he want in.well, mostly in PA..but NY quite a bit Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 well, mostly in PA..but NY quite a bitI thought you lived in Buffalo Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 im sterilebut that niether her nor thereedit: but I AM the perfect one night stand!sorry chorrizo, but my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I thought you lived in Buffaloi just put that there because imther a lot with all my cousins..and because im addictd to n wingssorry chorrizo, but my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.im hurt...really Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i just put that there because imther a lot with all my cousins..and because im addictd to n wingsim hurt...reallydon't be, I just wanted an excuse to quote baby got back. Link to post Share on other sites
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