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I've never heard of this "city kids camp"i was born and raised in timmins and now live in barrie.The people i know did it in BC, and some way up in northern ontario.pretty much exactly what you did.I'm not putting you down. Everyone does there own thing,  i would personally chose getting a education for a good career and make 300 a day sitting on my ass.which oddly enough i do.  :club:
lol, which is why the money's going to a law degree.
what school do u attend? or plan to attend?
Doing my honours at Brock for political science right now. Probably do UofT law, live with my grandfather in Toronto. Might take a year off and work to save some $ though, hopefully I'll have a dealing job at a casino so I never have to treeplant again lol.P.S. whereabouts in Timmins, I was up there my first year, most bars per capita in Canada I believe.... good memories.
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Goose, I am going to use some of this stuff in my stand up act if you dont mind, with a little twist here and there. I'll post if it kills- I think it will if I do it right. Hell, I will post if it bombs as well.

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they get comfortable enough to start coming around the camp and scraveging
Woooooo Wooooooooooooooooooooooo [siren]! Grammar Police Officer DunkinDonuts again...I'm going to assume from the context that scravege [sic] is an attempt to merge "scavenge" and "scrounge" into a single world. One possibility is that scravege is an oblique representation of "scavage," derived from the Latin root scavagium, which means "to look at, or inspect," but my department has opted for the former interpretation.As a simple matter of procedure, I've logged the dubious word in the official blotter pending an official ruling, but I am forwarding it to the GP board for consideration as a new entry into the forum's recognized vernacular for discussing the actions of card-munching wildlife.- Grammar Officer DunkinDonuts Deputy, FCP Task Force on Word Splicing
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Let's keep any stories that support Canadian stereotypes to a minimum please.We're all not lumberjacks you know. lol.
at heart we all are.
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Ummm... You guys were in a tent with a huge ass bear, and he's worried about a $2 raise? I guess I'm not an outdoorsman, but I think I'd have bigger concerns being 20 feet from a grizzly bear. It had to be a grizzly bear too. If it were a polar bear, I'd just want to give it a hug.
no, lol, not a grizzly bear. Just a black bear, once you set up camp for over two weeks they get comfortable enough to start coming around the camp and scraveging for good. They're not a threat unless you do something really dumb like pet their cubs.
Like throw rocks at them? Is that standard procedure to scare away a bear?
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Like throw rocks at them? Is that standard procedure to scare away a bear?
If you can't find anything better, then ya.
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Like throw rocks at them? Is that standard procedure to scare away a bear?
If you can't find anything better, then ya.
I'll keep that in mind the next time a bear interrupts my game. Good story.
Only if it's a blackbear and there are no cubs around. Do not try that with a grizzly or you'll end up on the news.
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Undoubtably the greatest poker story I've ever heard.I give it two thumbs way up!And I think the proper choice is that you just restart the hand. Who is to say what action would have happened, and being that you can't just deal out the damaged deck to see who wins the pot, I'd say you just start over again.

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Undoubtably the greatest poker story I've ever heard.I give it two thumbs way up!And I think the proper choice is that you just restart the hand.  Who is to say what action would have happened, and being that you can't just deal out the damaged deck to see who wins the pot, I'd say you just start over again.
yeah I thought re-starting because of a bear attack was reasonable.I'd love to see what would happen if a bear wandered into the Big Game at the Bellagio lol.
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Great story, reminded me of that movie "Grizzly man".  Btw, doesn't bringing your cards away from the table  kill your hand immediatly?!  Itc making you the winner of the hand..?
I guess you'd have to call over a floorpers... err Forest Ranger for a ruling...
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Woooooo Wooooooooooooooooooooooo [siren]! Grammar Police Officer DunkinDonuts again...I'm going to assume from the context that scravege [sic] is an attempt to merge "scavenge" and "scrounge" into a single world. One possibility is that scravege is an oblique representation of "scavage," derived from the Latin root scavagium, which means "to look at, or inspect," but my department has opted for the former interpretation.As a simple matter of procedure, I've logged the dubious word in the official blotter pending an official ruling, but I am forwarding it to the GP board for consideration as a new entry into the forum's recognized vernacular for discussing the actions of card-munching wildlife.- Grammar Officer DunkinDonuts Deputy, FCP Task Force on Word Splicing
Dude, you write some of the funniest $hit I have ever read!The story rocks too, a good Canadian bear attack story I love it!!
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Let's keep any stories that support Canadian stereotypes to a minimum please.We're all not lumberjacks you know.  lol.
You're not? I thought the only three professions in Canada were:A) LumberjackB) Hockey PlayerC) Mountie
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I thought the only three professions in Canada were:A) LumberjackB) Hockey PlayerC) Mountie
some of us play poker. we generally suck though.
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