alf13 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Layne Flack: "Raise"(Some bald guy): "I uh....uh....I......uh............"Layne Flack: "What?.....Cat got your tongue?"(bald guy): "I raise"Layne Flack: "Damn cat."the betting gets back to Flack...and he calls the re-raise.....and says:"Sorry....but I hate that cat." Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I wouldn't want 'Toine on my team, I think he's overrated and selfish, and with DWade and Shaq he's not going to get enough touches. He could definitly cause some major problems, I'd watch out.Being a Pacers fan, I probably am pretty biased, but I like our chances this year. I think the #1 seed's going to be big, not having to play either the Pacers/Heat/Pistons until the Eastern Conference Finals agains a team that just played one of those 3. I'll throw this out there to a trustworthy forum regular: I'll take the Pacers for the NBA Championship and the Colts for the Super Bowl Champions this year, if neither wins I lose the bet if either one wins I win the bet (For around $100)You bought into all that media spin.....and...BTW...you will not get that #1 seed.I would take your bet for $1000 against the pacers...but I just do not like going against the Colts....I think you can give them the trophy now....I dodn't see anyone beating them this year. Link to post Share on other sites
WeAllHaveToBleed 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Matusow is the funniest, but I would rather see a celebrity roast of hellmuth.it's smoky in here. Link to post Share on other sites
getarealjob 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I assume we're talking about on the table... (except for DN who wants to hold a open mic night).Mike the Mouth - a number of one liners. But, this may be my favorite (even if they taped it like 3 times):Matusow: Yeah, I'll introduce everyone. Overrated donkey, Internet donkey, tournament donkey, and Andy Bloch.Jack: Thank you for the update, Mike.Matusow: You're very welcome.DN - playing overagressive and hyperactive at Harrah's WSOP Circuit event (blog entry). He even went to the bathroom funny. You had to see it.Layne Flack - giving his 1001 faces and canoodling with WPT host Courtney Friel on camera and then giving the double bird to the jealous field.I guess put Phil Hellmuth there too because he is unintentially funny.Off the table, I think Chris Ferguson is one funny guy. Mike is too when he is not down on himself.Negreanu would get crushed at an open mic with an audience of non-poker players. He's not a funny guy at all. Never was... only to other poker enthusiasts.Phil Hellmuth is the true comedian of poker. If he doesn't write out his responses beforehand with comedy writers, than he's got great improv skills. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Humberto Brenes cracks me up.I hate Brenes! He bugs the he11 out of me! :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I laugh every time I see:The MouthHellmuthNegreanuThe three of them are funny in completely different ways.most definitely these three. DN is the funniest in my mind though. Link to post Share on other sites
Room812 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Vote: Minneapolis "Jim" Meehan is underrepresented in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
ICrushHomeGames 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 David Sklansky, he is too funny! One time I even saw him smile!But this really isn't even a contest, hands down John Bonetti. Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Vote: Minneapolis "Jim" Meehan is underrepresented in this thread.he annoys me for some reason and i have no idea why. :? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 When Helmuth's at his best (worst?), you can't beat him Link to post Share on other sites
chuckfantastic 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Eric Seidel .... :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 David Sklansky, he is too funny! One time I even saw him smile!But this really isn't even a contest, hands down John Bonetti.good choice. bonetti's pocket pool conversation with tj was ridiculously funny Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The foot guy. Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafs 142 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The Island of Crete. George Papasnapadoofus. Link to post Share on other sites
AlohaBruce 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The Mouth makes me laugh and PH is one that I laugh at. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The Mouth, Poker Brat, and Ellix Powers. However, Steve Dannemon might climb to the top. Link to post Share on other sites
KoRnholio 2 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Scotty Nguyen for sure Link to post Share on other sites
generalben 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I'm sure nobody is reading this far down the post, but here's my opinion.Daniel is far and away the funniest.Two who go kinda under the radar though are Mike Caro, who is very funny, and Phil Ivey. When he decides to throw a little jab in, like mocking Allen Cunningham's way of throwing in chips, he is hilarious.NOBODY, though, tops Daniel. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Phil Laak!! Link to post Share on other sites
reedmcneal 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Jean Robert Bellende and Marcel Luske Link to post Share on other sites
mjb268 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I'm a little surprise that Sam Grizzles name hasn't cropped up yet in this thread. That WSOP ep still gives me a chuckle.sam grizzle vs hellmuth was great no one can needle hellmuth like grizzle Link to post Share on other sites
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