buzbrad11 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all comin' to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you, than I ever have before. Sure as I know anything, I know this. I aim to misbehaveJust makes me all tingly inside.p.s. See Serenity on the big screen while you still can. Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I SAID GOD DAMN...god damn- pulp fictiom Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Vincent Vega: Right now I'm a racecar, and you've got me in the RED. I'm just sayin' Its bad to have a racecar in the red!Julius: Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' Mutherfucker, Mutherfcker, when my fingers touch brain,I'm superfly TNT! I'm the guns of Naveron! As a matter of fact why am I on Brain detail!Pulp Fiction.As best I can remember. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Grandma: You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster. Gil: Oh? Grandma: Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride! Gil: What a great story. Grandma: I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it Link to post Share on other sites
HtotheNootch 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Han Solo: Never tell me the odds! Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 This man needs a hospital.Hospital, what is it doctor?It's a tall white building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 [the drop-ship crashes] Hudson: Well that's great, that's just f.uckin' great man. Now what the f.uck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty s.hit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f.uck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that? Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 This man needs a hospital.Hospital, what is it doctor?It's a tall white building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now.Surely you're not serious!I am, and stop calling me Shirley. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "in the poker game of life, women are the f*cking rake"- worm Link to post Share on other sites
CJHunt 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 kudos for the original idea :roll: :wink: Without question my favourite movieDoris Vinyard: You think you're the only one doin' time, Derek? You think you're here all alone? You think I'm not in here with you? Danny Vinyard: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek Vinyard: D'you see this?[Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest]Derek Vinyard: This means "Not welcome". Derek Vinyard: Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.Lawrence: Come on man.Derek Vinyard: Put it on the curb right now!Danny Vinyard: Derek, no!Derek Vinyard: Now say good night. **** I love the release of this line in the movieAnother favourite Johns: How's it look?Riddick: Looks clear.[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]Johns: You said it was clear!Riddick: I said it *looked* clear.Johns: Well, how does it look now?Riddick: Looks clear. Again only because of the release. If you've seen it you understand. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 kudos for the original idea :roll: :wink: Without question my favourite movieDoris Vinyard: You think you're the only one doin' time, Derek? You think you're here all alone? You think I'm not in here with you? Danny Vinyard: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek Vinyard: D'you see this?[Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest]Derek Vinyard: This means "Not welcome". Derek Vinyard: Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.Lawrence: Come on man.Derek Vinyard: Put it on the curb right now!Danny Vinyard: Derek, no!Derek Vinyard: Now say good night. **** I love the release of this line in the movieAnother favourite Johns: How's it look?Riddick: Looks clear.[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]Johns: You said it was clear!Riddick: I said it *looked* clear.Johns: Well, how does it look now?Riddick: Looks clear. Again only because of the release. If you've seen it you understand.I like your taste. And now I'm going to go watch AMX. Link to post Share on other sites
CJHunt 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Okay after more thoughtsQuentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography. Link to post Share on other sites
fjandans 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "makes you look like an asshole, ed, is what he does." Link to post Share on other sites
buzbrad11 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Another favourite Johns: How's it look?Riddick: Looks clear.[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]Johns: You said it was clear!Riddick: I said it *looked* clear.Johns: Well, how does it look now?Riddick: Looks clear. Again only because of the release. If you've seen it you understand.I understand, and agree.Another good one:Sundance: Do you think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?you would have to have seen Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid to get it though... Link to post Share on other sites
InsanityCubed 0 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" - Elwood Blues Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 "Old McDonald had a farm, ee-ay-ee-ay-o. And on that farm he shot some guys, bad-a-bing bad-a-bing-bam-boom" Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 "ok im reloaded'"say goodnight to the bad guy'"today we settled all family business""dont ever ask me about my business kay" Link to post Share on other sites
THE_ANDYAA 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 "Old McDonald had a farm, ee-ay-ee-ay-o. And on that farm he shot some guys, bad-a-bing bad-a-bing-bam-boom"On that note; "How do you shoot the devil? How do you shoot the devil in the back?" Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 "Old McDonald had a farm, ee-ay-ee-ay-o. And on that farm he shot some guys, bad-a-bing bad-a-bing-bam-boom"On that note; "How do you shoot the devil? How do you shoot the devil in the back?"Don't forget..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ..... Oswald was a fag. Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Or "give me the fucking keys, you cocksucker" a la fenster. Link to post Share on other sites
buzbrad11 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 it's racist, but I laughed anyway, from Boondock Saints:"... In that case, I'll just have a coke." Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Peter “So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.” Doctor: “What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?” Peter: ”Yeah.” Doctor: “Wow, that’s messed up!” Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 you are useless as a poopie flavored lollipopits like watchin retards trying to hump a door knob Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 you are useless as a poopie flavored lollipopThe other version is better :wink: . "You are useless as a c.ock flavored lollipop." Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 you are useless as a poopie flavored lollipopThe other version is better :wink: . "You are useless as a c.ock flavored lollipop."trying to tip toe the p.c police that have taken off here lol Link to post Share on other sites
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