Robobluffer 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 ah censored is not funny sorry the language police got me try this it might get through nowTwo Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosekok.The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosekok? Link to post Share on other sites
flyingmachine 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 who kn0ws how to get images off a motorola v600? tell me and ill post the pics. http://www.motorola.com/mdirect/manuals/v6..._manual_ENG.pdf Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 How is it that your buddies were taking pictures with your phone when you had it with you until the cops took it from you?That very expensive phone you were talking about is for sale on multiple internet sites for $99If you do have pictures and want to transfer them i would suggest reading the manual, seams pretty simple but that might just be me. Â I'm glad you used you signed up and used your first post to try and call someone out for BSing. And remember, this wasn't today that this happened, so I'm sure the phone went for a little more how ever many years ago it came out. Wow, I'm so SMRT.Way to introduce yourself to the forums.Edit: And both those jokes were dumb. Thank you for wasting my time. Link to post Share on other sites
rkkkkjj 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 there would have been some real fish in that one hahahahah Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 How is it that your buddies were taking pictures with your phone when you had it with you until the cops took it from you?That very expensive phone you were talking about is for sale on multiple internet sites for $99If you do have pictures and want to transfer them i would suggest reading the manual, seams pretty simple but that might just be me. Â when i saw them taking pictures i asked the cop to go get it so i would have phone numbers in case i needed to contact someone (like, say, a lawyer) while in jail. and check out the original retail price on the phone. its a year old bro. shelf life of a top end phone is 3 months, tops. This was the first phone in the world to offer quad band reception. If you want to be a smartass, you should probably make sure your spelling is correct. seam n. A line of junction formed by sewing together two pieces of material along their margins. A similar line, ridge, or groove made by fitting, joining, or lapping together two sections along their edges. A suture. A scar. A line across a surface, as a crack, fissure, or wrinkle. A thin layer or stratum, as of coal or rock. any more brainbusters? Link to post Share on other sites
DKE_XP120 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 How is it that your buddies were taking pictures with your phone when you had it with you until the cops took it from you?That very expensive phone you were talking about is for sale on multiple internet sites for $99If you do have pictures and want to transfer them i would suggest reading the manual, seams pretty simple but that might just be me. Â when i saw them taking pictures i asked the cop to go get it so i would have phone numbers in case i needed to contact someone (like, say, a lawyer) while in jail. and check out the original retail price on the phone. its a year old bro. shelf life of a top end phone is 3 months, tops. This was the first phone in the world to offer quad band reception. If you want to be a smartass, you should probably make sure your spelling is correct. seam n. A line of junction formed by sewing together two pieces of material along their margins. A similar line, ridge, or groove made by fitting, joining, or lapping together two sections along their edges. A suture. A scar. A line across a surface, as a crack, fissure, or wrinkle. A thin layer or stratum, as of coal or rock. any more brainbusters?BURRRRRRRRNED Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 who kn0ws how to get images off a motorola v600? tell me and ill post the pics. http://www.motorola.com/mdirect/manuals/v6..._manual_ENG.pdf excellent. ill post the pic when i get home (im on the V80 now, im gonna have to go dig up my 600). Link to post Share on other sites
Robobluffer 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Yeah I guess i don't have as much experience or time as you have, you have averaged 21 posts a day 7 days a week since you joined. I fear I will never rise to your level as I actually have a life outside of this forum. You should try it. Ofcourse that would mean getting dressed and actually going outside and your clothes probably dont fit anymore and you eyes have probably become very sensitive to light and oh the hell with it what can I say that an old school flamer like you doesnt already know. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 Yeah I guess i don't have as much experience or time as you have, you have averaged 21 posts a day 7 days a week since you joined. Â I fear I will never rise to your level as I actually have a life outside of this forum. You should try it. Â Ofcourse that would mean getting dressed and actually going outside and your clothes probably dont fit anymore and you eyes have probably become very sensitive to light and oh the hell with it what can I say that an old school flamer like you doesnt already know.look carefully. 98% of my posts are between 9am and 5pm, and only on weekdays. what does that tell you? it tells you that i am gainfully employed. Not only that, but my job is so easy that i can afford to spend most of the day surfing the net. Let me take a guess about you, though. You are 16. You saw chris moneymaker on TV (liek, wat a kool name, d00d!) and decided poker was fun. You played 1 tournament with your buddies, and decided you were the best thing since sliced bread. You signed up with instantbankroll, etc, but lost all the cash they gave you, and after 15 phony accounts they stopped giving it to you. Now you spend your $10 allowance every week in the penny games on stars. Daniel Negreanu is da coolest, so you went to his website, and here you are. Of course, i wonder if your 3rd period french teacher would find it appropriate that you are in the computer lab during school hours. Recess is over buddy, get back to class. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Yeah I guess i don't have as much experience or time as you have, you have averaged 21 posts a day 7 days a week since you joined. Â I fear I will never rise to your level as I actually have a life outside of this forum. You should try it. Â Ofcourse that would mean getting dressed and actually going outside and your clothes probably dont fit anymore and you eyes have probably become very sensitive to light and oh the hell with it what can I say that an old school flamer like you doesnt already know.look carefully. 98% of my posts are between 9am and 5pm, and only on weekdays. what does that tell you? it tells you that i am gainfully employed. Not only that, but my job is so easy that i can afford to spend most of the day surfing the net. I'm right there with him.BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN again. Link to post Share on other sites
Robobluffer 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Its funny that someone with such poor grammar would attack my spelling. Everyone knows that (I) should be capitolized but I especially like how you started a sentence with the word and. Canadian Joke #3A family moved from Newfoundland to Alberta. Johnnie started school at the new location, in grade 3.One day the teacher asked individual students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Johnnie did extremely well; he made it to 100 with only 3 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you are from Newfoundland, son".Next day, in "language", the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "k" with only one mistake, but Johnnie outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "m". That evening he once again brought his Dad up to date and Dad explained to him, "That's because you are from Newfoundland.Next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnnie noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well - endowed". This confused him. He told his Dad, that night, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Newfoundland?""No, son," explained Dad, "that's because you're 18!" Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 Its funny that someone with such poor grammar would attack my spelling. Everyone knows that (I) should be capitolized but I especially like how you started a sentence with the word and. the difference is, junior, that i didnt make an account specifically to nitpick others posts. Im not going to nitpick though, ill just give you a big hearty 'fuck you'. Next i presume you will challenge me to a heads up match. Splashmaster rules will apply, of course.** this will mean the matches must be for exactly $428.67 australian dollars, must be played on the 2nd or 4th tuesday of the month at high tide, and 8x the buyin must be transferred to your best friend before you'll play. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Its funny that someone with such poor grammar would attack my spelling. Everyone knows that (I) should be capitolizedOr, better yet, capitalized. Link to post Share on other sites
Robobluffer 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 High tide in what ocean? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 High tide in what ocean?In the ocean that I hope you get lost in. Which mean, the one of your choice. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Yeah I guess i don't have as much experience or time as you have, you have averaged 21 posts a day 7 days a week since you joined. Â I fear I will never rise to your level as I actually have a life outside of this forum. You should try it. Â Ofcourse that would mean getting dressed and actually going outside and your clothes probably dont fit anymore and you eyes have probably become very sensitive to light and oh the hell with it what can I say that an old school flamer like you doesnt already know.Oh, damn. See, now this just takes a special kind of stupid to do something like this. All you other cocky newbs (notice how I sidestepped the censor) should take a lesson here on what NOT to do. Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerdad2222 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Robobluffer wrote:  Its funny that someone with such poor grammar would attack my spelling. Everyone knows that (I) should be capitolized  Or, better yet, capitalized.Great point, but I am from Kentucky so I am really offended by this forum. There is nothing wrong with a little cousinly love and we are much better than hoosiers anyday of the week Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Its funny that someone with such poor grammar would attack my spelling. Everyone knows that (I) should be capitolized but I especially like how you started a sentence with the word and. Â idiots like you (and that lady from jail) are the reason i moved to canada.and yes, it's capitAlized.and yes, you actually can start sentences with conjunctions for rhetorical effect--like, say, when you're making a list of reasons why someone's an idiot and want to place them in separate sentences for emphasis. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 And, what checkymcfold said.Word. Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Robobluffer wrote:  Its funny that someone with such poor grammar would attack my spelling. Everyone knows that (I) should be capitolized  Or, better yet, capitalized.Great point, but I am from Kentucky so I am really offended by this forum. There is nothing wrong with a little cousinly love and we are much better than hoosiers anyday of the weekWell, just get out in front of your double wide and let the world know about you and your sister/cousin/niece At least us Hoosiers have better riverboats! Link to post Share on other sites
semaj550 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I'm very sorry all of that happened at your expense but the way you tell the story...well it's just awesome. Truly hilarious. I'm glad everything worked out for you though. Thank you for sharing. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 LOL blaze great post. I grew up in Kentucky and lived there for nearly 18 years. I am actually about to embark on a 12 hour journey through Kentucky tomorrow (6 hours each way) from Nashville to a great Kentucky city called Ashland KY (located near northeast corner of KY/Ohio/WV). I'll watch my spedometer closesly. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 LOL blaze great post. Â I grew up in Kentucky and lived there for nearly 18 years. Â I am actually about to embark on a 12 hour journey through Kentucky tomorrow (6 hours each way) from Nashville to a great Kentucky city called Ashland KY (located near northeast corner of KY/Ohio/WV). Â Â I'll watch my spedometer closesly.just put 'er on cruise at 64mph. Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 LOL blaze great post. Â I grew up in Kentucky and lived there for nearly 18 years. Â I am actually about to embark on a 12 hour journey through Kentucky tomorrow (6 hours each way) from Nashville to a great Kentucky city called Ashland KY (located near northeast corner of KY/Ohio/WV). Â Â I'll watch my spedometer closesly.Holy crap... how far back in time to do you travel to get there? ;P Link to post Share on other sites
dpianomn 0 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 if you got caught speeding (107 mph, let's say) in new jersey, you'd just get a hefty ticket and a bunch of points on your license which drives your insurance up. it' not pretty, as insurance in nj is ridiculously high to begin with. we can't even use geico. lol. i had never heard of someone going to jail for a first speeding offence until today...gotta love kentucky! from what i'm told, if you get pulled over outside of your home state, you don't actually have to pay the ticket--they won't come after you. however, if you get pulled over again in that state, they do have a warrant for your arrest. Link to post Share on other sites
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