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You call an all in with K8 heads up in the LA Poker Classic.
the HU match had turned into an allin festhis call wasnt as horrible as you think it was
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playing 2-7 draw, triple drawon my first draw, a draw the wheel, 75432, and some donk continues to rasie me. We cap all rounds and at the end, he shows a K high flush."why didnt I win"I kept my mouth shut, but someone tapped the tank"because were playing lowball, meaning the worst hand wins""o, ok"youd think he'd learn....right?10 min later he again, constantly raises, his opponent shows him an 87542donk shows 23456, and loses"What the hell I thought the worst hand won!!!! screw you guys"same guy-"the worst hand does win""then why didnt I win I had 65432!!!"hmmm...hes right, a straight is MUCH worse than 8 high

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after catching a guy trying to steal a black chip from my home game (this one i run), we asked him why before throwing his *** out on the street and he said with complete sincerity on his face "i was going to cash it in at the casino"

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after catching a guy trying to steal a black chip from my home game (this one i run), we asked him why before throwing his *** out on the street and he said with complete sincerity on his face "i was going to cash it in at the casino"
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your so damn funy, i dont even know what your on about, stop following me around, i realise you have nothing better to do but bugger off
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your so damn funy, i dont even know what your on about, stop following me around, i realise you have nothing better to do but piss off
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After sucking out a straight against somebody with an overpair..."A4 is a great hand, I always play it at least until the turn"
Sounds like the winner of Lake Tahoe could have said that one.
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Guy goes all in with ace high flush draw, another player in hand foldsguy who folded: Good betFish: Yeah , put you on pockets didn't want to slowplaylol slowplay a draw eh, never heard of that

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Guy goes all in with ace high flush draw, another player in hand foldsguy who folded: Good betFish: Yeah , put you on pockets didn\'t want to slowplaylol slowplay a draw eh, never heard of that
haha nice, i have seen this before actually.i think it could reach 1000 pages but after a long long time, were already 1/10 of the way there lol
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Guy goes all in with ace high flush draw, another player in hand foldsguy who folded: Good betFish: Yeah , put you on pockets didn't want to slowplaylol slowplay a draw eh, never heard of that
I don't get it?You can fast play or slow play draws.
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have JT of hearts on button and raise, SB and BB call, flop is 9h8h4c, SB bets, BB calls, I push, SB calls, BB fold.SB has A9, I hit a heart on the turn to winSB-"I hate fish never fold a draw no matter what".....yeah, 15 outs twice.....why botherI didnt even count the T or J

yeah but he meant slowplaying like slowplaying a made hand actuary like the draw was guaranteed to hit
hes a fishhe probably thought it was guaranteed(sp) to hit
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last night in a home game I had a guy that called my allin on the river with 83o with no pair and no draw. I asked him why he called and he said "Thought you were bluffing"

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last night in a home game I had a guy that called my allin on the river with 83o with no pair and no draw. I asked him why he called and he said "Thought you were bluffing"
well, after all, he had the 425th best nut no pair hand.
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I play regularly at Star City, Sydney, and i've seen some crazy plays and comments in my time there. Heres one from a couple of weeks ago. $5/$5 NL, $200 Max. Its about 6am in the morning, so most people have more than the original buyin, and the play is a 'little' loose.A few players limp to MP+2 who raises to $35, 5 runners to the flop including the button. Flop comes 489 rainbow. Checked to the raiser, who bets $100 - only the button calls.Turn is a J, raiser bets $250, and is quickly raised all in (another $300), by the button. After a lot of thought, and rechecking of his cards against the board, the original raiser calls his last $300, stands up and says"If I lose this i'm going home", and then slams down his pocket 2s. Naturally the button had a straight with his 7To (not that it was needed) and of course Pckt2s re-bought in a few more times that day.mythar

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SnGI pick up KdQd and raise, 2 callersflop is Jd9d4c, I bet about the pot, 175, someone min-raises to 350, i push to to 1500, he only had 700 more anyway. he callshe has Th5h"Why would you call an allin with with ten high!""Shut up, you went allin with nothing too, you only had K high"hmmmm.....ten high, no pair, no drawvs.KQ high, two overcards, Flush draw and str8 drawhe's right.....same thing

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