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The Fauxhawk Is The New Mullet


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I'm appalled at the controversy this thread has already stirred up!
As am I. The faux-hawk is so much more versatile than the mullet, but it only makes me hate it more. The mullet is appropriate for rednecks and annoying ironic hipsters. The faux-hawk is appropriate, or rather, can be found on: butch lesbians, eurotrash, latin americo-trash, annoying hipsters, metrosexuals, homosexuals who try too hard, and top chef contestants. It might very well be the #1 haircut for eurotrash clubbers, and it looks terrible on about 99% of anyone who rocks it.
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I find the "not so bad"s to be pretty bad.
Agreed. The style where your head looks like a raindrop is stupid, and makes your head look like a raindrop.
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i rocked em both simultaneously. this is the closest picture i have to it. the mustache was just the cherry on the top of my fucking cake.19439516_m.jpgprobably 2003 or so.
Was that the pose you did for the Megan's law website?
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i rocked em both simultaneously. this is the closest picture i have to it. the mustache was just the cherry on the top of my fucking cake.19439516_m.jpgprobably 2003 or so.
i wanna hang out with you.
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Back in 1986 the mullet is appropriate, or rather, can be found on: butch lesbians, eurotrash, latin americo-trash, annoying hipsters, metrosexuals, homosexuals who try too hard, and top chef contestants. It might very well be the #1 haircut for eurotrash clubbers, and it looks terrible on about 99% of anyone who rocks it.
And the faux hawk is just as retarded looking.
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And the faux hawk is just as retarded looking.
This is comment is out of left field. I have never seen a retard with a faux hawk.
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This is comment is out of left field. I have never seen a retard with a faux hawk.
Not yet. But you will. It is one of those trends that seems right presently but will be so wrong looking back.
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Not yet. But you will. It is one of those trends that seems right presently but will be so wrong looking back.
This whole topic of conversation is at least 5 years late.Besides, what should we care about what will look silly in the future? There is no apex of style.
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Was that the pose you did for the Megan's law website?
Big LOL for this.For about a year, my husband sported huge mutton chops. About as big as these, and exactly the same style (not the wimpy baby chops some would-be hipsters are showing in Google images):muttonchops.jpgI couldn't say it was a great look, although I've always been amused and tolerant of whatever he wanted to do with his facial hair. But we must have been stopped by a dozen teenage males who were utterly agog at them. To a boy, they were gushing with incoherent admiration. James has always had a weird gift for getting totally obsessed by something, only to have it become a national phenomenon just as he loses interest in it. I guess he's avant-garde. I knew when those kids stopped us that mutton chops would be the new skate punk trend.No fauxhawks, though. They're as gay as mullets and almost as ugly.
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