Nikki_N 17 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 You have nicely defined hip bones.They are nicely defined! Thank you.I don't know about the string, I don't need tampax any more. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 beans: excellent. That's weird, because I'm practically a genius and get laid like once a decade. Go figure.see! it is be the way works for best! I good!-1 man card.For the next week I want you to recite my sig 5 times before you go to sleep.Next time pull the trigger.Faggot.Love you.dude! you have to believe me, I was opening the thread to do it but then I saw his post! oh the shame... Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I rather , go out for coffee, to a beach some where to talk to get to know the real person, what makes them tick, learn who they are inside and out, if something clicks and happens so be it.She might be perfect for you Sal. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 She might be perfect for you Sal.nah, I'm not really that big of a star wars fan. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 nah, I'm not really that big of a star wars fan. This episode of Sal Wars proudly features special guest star Jeff96947301 playing the role of Obi Wan Kenobi ©2008 No rights reserved Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Whoo dee whoodily whoo! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 When this thread was on page 1 or 2 I skimmed it and completely lost interest.Now it's on page 4 and I'm almost pissing myself at work. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 When this thread was on page 1 or 2 I skimmed it and completely lost interest.Now it's on page 4 and I'm almost pissing myself at work.careful, it's not safe to surf the internet while driving pizzas around town for hungry stoners. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 This episode of Sal Wars proudly features special guest star Jeff96947301 playing the role of Obi Wan Kenobi e-val(idation) Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 When this thread was on page 1 or 2 I skimmed it and completely lost interest.Now it's on page 4 and I'm almost pissing myself at work.Brag post. imo Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 This episode of Sal Wars proudly features special guest star Jeff96947301 playing the role of Obi Wan Kenobi ©2008 No rights reserved OMFG!!!!I'm in the Houston Airport laughing and people are looking at me like WTF!!!!!!!......Beans wins as usual.Well done sir!The Blue.Jef3567823087834546 face did it for me...lost it totally. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 good point.i need a womans view obv tho...rg? rcg? nikki? smac? v?Act like nothing ever happened.. Next time she is all touchy feely and goes to hug you goodbye.. Pull a "What no kiss??" comment.. or something slick. You should have just stuck your tongue in her mouth instead of asking her on a date. If you feel so inclined to have to ask before sticking your tongue in her mouth.. then so be it. Next time she is hanging on you being a cock tease.. Tell her you are going to go get something to eat. Wanna come? Put her on the spot right there. No time to think… either she do it or not. If she says no, then say Ok... Later and leave.It will leave her staring out the door after you because you are not there foaming at the mouth at her teasing. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Funniest thing written on this website, ever.If that was true, I'd be slathered in wet vag.but alas, being a tubby bitch, I have to work for every piece of vag I get.if i was 225 and chiseled instead of what I am, women would have no chance, and that's the rule more than the exception. You can live in that fairy tale world if you like, but it's what you look like first, how much cash you have tied for first, and personality a distant second.FactI always thought you were adorable.. so this is not truth. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I always thought you were adorable.. so this is not truth.Like a big ol' cuddly teddy bear. Aww. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Like a big ol' cuddly teddy bear. Aww.Yeah, I'm sure all the ladies want to go out and find a cute teddy bear to take home and fuck the shit out of. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Yeah, I'm sure all the ladies want to go out and find a cute teddy bear to take home and fuck the shit out of.Was my point."Fuck the shit out of." Aww. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Like a big ol' cuddly teddy bear. Aww. Yeah, I'm sure all the ladies want to go out and find a cute teddy bear to take home and fuck the shit out of. Was my point."Fuck the shit out of." Aww.Don't knock it till you try it Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 good point.i need a womans view obv tho...rg? rcg? nikki? smac? v?Fuck you very much.Just do what Nik says. Whatever Nik says works on me and I'm a chick. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I always thought you were adorable.. so this is not truth.He won't ever believe it, Jersey. I've told him a brazillion times. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Fuck you very much.Just do what Nik says. Whatever Nik says works on me and I'm a chick.IM SORRY!!!!i knew i ddint put all of you!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Funniest thing written on this website, ever.If that was true, I'd be slathered in wet vag.but alas, being a tubby bitch, I have to work for every piece of vag I get.if i was 225 and chiseled instead of what I am, women would have no chance, and that's the rule more than the exception. You can live in that fairy tale world if you like, but it's what you look like first, how much cash you have tied for first, and personality a distant second.FactI have to say I agree with the fine lady. If it weren't for my incredible heart and the great respect I have for women, I don't think I would be able to attract as many beautiful (on the outside, but more importantly also on the inside) women as I do to go to POUNDTOWN with me so I can STUFF.women = STUFFPUPPETS Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 It seems to me that Chrozzo happened upon her in a drunken state one night in the bar while she was feeling flirty. He should have, pardon the Dawson reference, taken her to poundtown then. Asking her out was lame. Chrozzo just wait until she's there drunk again and make another attempt. If you get dissed a second time, especially if she's drunk, then move on to someone else and attempt to stuff them. The bar rule states that it's okay to start at the top in attempting to snag vag but you have to progressively move down until you score. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 The bar rule states that it's okay to start at the top in attempting to snag vag but you have to progressively move down until you score.well that's one way to do it Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 The bar rule states that it's okay to start at the top in attempting to snag vag but you have to progressively move down until you score. well that's one way to do itI think Sal takes the bottom up approach. Less work, BIGGER payloadoff Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 The bigger the poundage, the better the POUNDTOWNorThe bigger the puppet, the better the STUFFIN Link to post Share on other sites
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