timwakefield 68 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 These things annoy me so often. Please feel free to post any more ridiculous ones that you come across. Some of them are perfectly simple, and some of them were clearly created by nerds who hate people. I was looking to buy tickets to go see the yankees lose sometime, and here is the one they have - now I understand that a website like theirs is exactly the type that needs this kind of security, but come on, this is just ridiculous:'ralph mercantile' was not accepted. FUCK YOU! On my next chance I realized that while they say I must type both "words," this does not imply that they are offering proper English words, in the traditional sense of a word being something you didn't just make up. I had no problem with this one (fessions pressure). They had already sent me on this rant though, so I went back to try a few more. What the balls!!!! Is that a hebrew character? First they tell me it's gonna be words, then I find out they are also including made-up words (ralph mercanule?? who knows), and now they hit me with some sort of square. I realize now that it's probably a 17, but I didn't try it since I'd already found out they didn't have the tickets I wanted. And don't even get me started on the 'vision impaired' button. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Ralph Mercantilenot hardas for the box, they give you a 'try another' for a reason Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 Ralph Mercantilenot hardI'm fairly confident that on other attempts capitalization was not important. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I find it hard to believe that they'd include capitals sometimes and not others if they weren't important.If they really did that, they're quite stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 I find it hard to believe that they'd include capitals sometimes and not others if they weren't important.If they really did that, they're quite stupid.Dude I'm telling you, it's Mercanule (or mercanule). Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Dude I'm telling you, it's Mercanule (or mercanule).nah.The "u" would be too big then - like font wiseI say Mercantile Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I've never failed a captcha before. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I've never failed a captcha before.I've failed a rapishare one before. To be fair, it was my first time with those stupid cats they use. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 [x] awesome thread Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 These things annoy me so often. Please feel free to post any more ridiculous ones that you come across. Some of them are perfectly simple, and some of them were clearly created by nerds who hate people. And don't even get me started on the 'vision impaired' button. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=58...50859&hl=en Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 nah.The "u" would be too big then - like font wiseI say Mercantile This was accepted. It's fucking mercanule, or possibly 'Balph.' I've never failed a captcha before. I challenge thee. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 hahahaha. limit sandbaskentbenbesesr.... Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 This was accepted. It's fucking mercanule, or possibly 'Balph.' I challenge thee.Limit Sande-Parkinsonand the Mercanule is a level right? Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 It's fucking mercanule, or possibly 'Balph.'whatever, Mr. Magoo Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 vision impaired option ftw Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I saw one where the images were a series of cats in different poses. The user was shown an image of a cat in a particular pose and was supposed to count the amount of cats above that had the same pose. But all the cats had weird blurry lines over them. It was nearly impossible to do. It was for access to some science article site or something like that. I wish I could find it, it's the worse one I've ever encountered. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 What is....yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 whatever, Mr. Magoo :D That got a good long belly laugh from me.I get these stupid things ALL the time -- not even for buying stuff anymore, but for the least little things like sign-ups. Now I'll keep an eye out for good ones. I'm quite sure some of them are the names of the programmers' buddies, and I too have gotten several that were not words at all. I have no idea what that Hebrew-looking character is. I've tried the "vision-impaired" button, too -- and I swear, I've heard New York City subway announcements that were clearer. Link to post Share on other sites
govikes 0 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 And don't even get me started on the 'vision impaired' button.what do you think of the vision impaired button? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 what do you think of the vision impaired button?First of all, the font on the words 'vision impaired' is much much smaller than the variable font (if you will) on the words in the box. Basically they're just insulting anybody who can't figure out the word puzzles (read: anybody over 50) by saying that if you can't figure it out you must be vision impaired. It should be the 'Those aren't fucking words Button.'Ok and then you click on it. It is EASILY harder than the words. It tells you there are eight numbers to type into the box, and then reads out a series of numbers with varied pauses in between. Fine, but they also have weird tape loops of backwards speech going reasonably loudly in the background. Apparently they are concerned that people would write a program that would listen to the numbers and fill them in automatically, so they made it a bit confusing like the words (probably a smart concern, but this is just ridiculous). The people who are clicking that button are not for the life of them gonna be able to figure out the numbers.I've tried the "vision-impaired" button, too -- and I swear, I've heard New York City subway announcements that were clearer.Seriously! It's like a big insult: 'If you're too stupid or blind to figure out the words so here's an audio clue for you.....hahahahaha but it's completely unintelligible - joke's on you!' Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 lol @ "hebrew character"ya, I hate those things too Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 i've lol'ed so hard at this thread two days in a row now... i pissed off my gf soooo bad last night cuz I was laughing uncontrollably at this thead while she was trying to sleep next to me. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 שצאדידלדך םדמדנגנד Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Okay now they're just fucking with me. Link to post Share on other sites
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