Spademan 94 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I haven't posted in awhile so I figured I should take pity on the populace and give them awesome. v/rSpademanDo not attempt to be funny with something like, "awesome post?... more like awww, some post." If you want to flame a self-proclaimed awesome post, look no further for instruction on how to do so than my example in the religious forum: ttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=2442191 . This is what happens with Intellect gets into a fist-fight with humor and timing.For those of you who may genuinely be wondering what makes this plain post awesome, well, there are a couple of things.First, I wrote it. Whatever I write, regardless of what the topic, what is actually stated, how many letters and words I use, the font, context, style or effort... whatever I write is, by default, by necessity, awesome.When one opens a thread in which I've posted the soft light emitting from their screen changes from that sickly, dull, flickering white shine that normally accompanies the soul-drenching information digitally being displayed to a golden glow of truth. A glow akin to the briefcase in pulp fiction. It is the light that would shine forth from the smile of god, if god existed. Second, shut the fuck up as you have no right to question me or anything I say or do. Link to post Share on other sites
AussieAssassin 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 1stAwesome Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I haven't posted in awhile so I figured I should take pity on the populace and give them awesome. v/rSpademanDo not attempt to be funny with something like, "awesome post?... more like awww, some post." If you want to flame a self-proclaimed awesome post, look no further for instruction on how to do so than my example in the religious forum: ttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=2442191 . This is what happens with Intellect gets into a fist-fight with humor and timing.For those of you who may genuinely be wondering what makes this plain post awesome, well, there are a couple of things.First, I wrote it. Whatever I write, regardless of what the topic, what is actually stated, how many letters and words I use, the font, context, style or effort... whatever I write is, by default, by necessity, awesome.When one opens a thread in which I've posted the soft light emitting from their screen changes from that sickly, dull, flickering white shine that normally accompanies the soul-drenching information digitally being displayed to a golden glow of truth. A glow akin to the briefcase in pulp fiction. It is the light that would shine forth from the smile of god, if god existed. Second, shut the fuck up as you have no right to question me or anything I say or do. Hello there! Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Hey pumpkin, your link to the example in the religion forum is broken. Fix it! Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Reciprocity. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I like the moxie of the OP, but.. this thread, really, really failed. Big time. I'm hoping Spademan can pull it out of the muck, as he's wont to do. But this isn't in the slightest bit funny and was in fact a huge let down after his brilliant Membership Required thread. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Mambo #5Love Potion #9 Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Reciprocity.I always LOL when blacks say reciprocity, because they work so hard to enunciate every syllable. "ress-ah-pross-a-tee".It's one of those low-rent polysyllabic words that college educated negroes try to shoehorn into every conversation, thinking that it makes them appear smarter than they really are. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I always LOL when blacks say reciprocity, because they work so hard to enunciate every syllable. "ress-ah-pross-a-tee".It's one of those low-rent polysyllabic words that college educated negroes try to shoehorn into every conversation, thinking that it makes them appear smarter than they really are.You're still on this? I think it's new material time. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 You're still on this? I think it's new material time."Still on" what?Did I say that before and just totally forgot about it? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 "Still on" what?Did I say that before and just totally forgot about it?maybe he's just talking about race in general? Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 maybe he's just talking about race in general?(because she'll always be, no matter what the miracles of modern surgical intervention can do) It's possible that he's talking about 'race in general'. If so, then the answer is no; it will never, ever be new material time. As long as the public has been trained like whipped mules to remain comedically hypersensitive about race, then I'll have material to work with, and indeed, a little bit of purpose in my own life. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I haven't posted in awhile so I figured I should take pity on the populace and give them awesome. v/rSpademanDo not attempt to be funny with something like, "awesome post?... more like awww, some post." If you want to flame a self-proclaimed awesome post, look no further for instruction on how to do so than my example in the religious forum: ttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...t&p=2442191 . This is what happens with Intellect gets into a fist-fight with humor and timing.For those of you who may genuinely be wondering what makes this plain post awesome, well, there are a couple of things.First, I wrote it. Whatever I write, regardless of what the topic, what is actually stated, how many letters and words I use, the font, context, style or effort... whatever I write is, by default, by necessity, awesome.When one opens a thread in which I've posted the soft light emitting from their screen changes from that sickly, dull, flickering white shine that normally accompanies the soul-drenching information digitally being displayed to a golden glow of truth. A glow akin to the briefcase in pulp fiction. It is the light that would shine forth from the smile of god, if god existed. Second, shut the fuck up as you have no right to question me or anything I say or do. The day I'm out of the military and no longer forced to read v/r at the end of every e-mail will be awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 So what makes that golden light in Pulp Fiction briefcase?Answer this and you will be awesome. Please don't go with the metaphysical rote answer and say M. Wallace's soul. He's bald so Soul Glow doesn't make any sense. It's not heroin either, so what is it? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 i'm in love i'm in lovei'm in love with a strict machine Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 So what makes that golden light in Pulp Fiction briefcase?Answer this and you will be awesome. Please don't go with the metaphysical rote answer and say M. Wallace's soul. He's bald so Soul Glow doesn't make any sense. It's not heroin either, so what is it? obv Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I pooped. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I pooped.did you wipe your own ass? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 did you wipe your own ass?LOL please. I got people. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 So what makes that golden light in Pulp Fiction briefcase?Answer this and you will be awesome. Please don't go with the metaphysical rote answer and say M. Wallace's soul. He's bald so Soul Glow doesn't make any sense. It's not heroin either, so what is it? Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 obvmmmmmmmkay, but wouldn't that make whitish light?Now this is a good answer and a reminder to add this to my netfix queue. What's with M Wallace having a band-aid on the back of his neck? I mean, he's a bad ass. Why would a bad ass wear a band-aid? Link to post Share on other sites
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