PACTinfo2 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 LAS VEGAS, NV, March 15, 2008 – Beans-n-Icewater, 3 time World Series of Drinking winner, announced today the launch of ‘A Weekend with Beans-n-Icewater’ – an alcoholics dream weekend of private dances, drinking and low end hospitality.The weekend takes place on August 8-10, 2008 and is geared towards providing stupid people with intimate, one-on-one party training as well as an exclusive Las Vegas experience. The weekend is limited to only 18 fools, ensuring a highly personalized experience.“I’m very excited to offer anyone that has 15K to throw down the toilet an immersive weekend of craziness where I can give individual attention to each idiots cash” said Icewater, “The fact that the weekend is limited to 18 retards will guarantee that I can work with each and every target and improve my bank account dramatically”.Attendees arriving in Las Vegas will be greeted at the airport by a cab and will be driven to The Western, their home for the weekend. After checking in, they will board a cab for a BBQ at Icewater’s Las Vegas neighbors home. On the second evening, attendees will live the life of a high stakes slot player with a VIP night on Fremont Street, complete with a private dinner and exclusive table service at the Gold Spike Casino.Over the course of the following two days, Beans will dodge the group as much as possible as soon as the checks clear. Seminar topics range from the technical aspects of lap dances and slippery bathroom floors to the more strategic lessons including avoiding the jukebox fund, where to sit next to the stage, exit strategy, and how to sneak out on a tab. In addition to the seminars, the attendees will divide into two groups, and will participate in live workshops to sit with Beans at the dark booths. It is here that Beans can assess each player’s wallet, identify individual weaknesses and help himself to the contents. The third day will culminate in a private, 18 person drinking tournament where the attendees can put their newfound skills to the test. “If you’re a serious partier looking to improve your life, I invite you to join us for ‘A Weekend with Beans-n-Icewater”, said Beans, “I heard that someone else had come up with a similar scam and wanted a piece of the pie”.‘A Weekend with Beans-n-Icewater is limited to only 18 participants and costs $15,000 per mark. For more information or to reserve your spot, call 702-DAM-FOOL or email weekendwithbeans@gmail.comFriday August 8th, 20086:00pm Board cabs to Bean's neighbors house for BBQSaturday August 9th, 20089:00am McMuffin Breakfast10:00am Seminars, workshops and pole analysis1:00pm Catered lunch from Subway2:00pm Find where Beans is hiding contest6:00pm Break8:00pm Private Dance10:00pm Regret what the hell you've done period Sunday August 10th, 20089:00am Pop Tart Breakfast10:00am Seminars, workshops and alchohol % analysis1:00pm Cereal Lunch2:00pm Private drinking Tournament6:00pm End of weekend7:00pm Beans counts money and laughsWe look forward to your business!IMPORTANT UPDATE 5/21/08We are now pleased to offer a new way to line our pockets since the poker craze has died down and our bank accounts are suffering an awesome new addition to the Beans experience!Introducing POKER RT! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I would chose a weekend with beans over a weekend with....well, anybody. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 worth every penny. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Can Sausage Burritos be substituted for the Egg McMuffin breakfeast? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I am totally going to have a garage sale this summer. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 anybody called the number yet? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Anyone want to buy a kidney so I can attend? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 The phone # is the number to call to reserve your Weekend with Daniel spot. Sadly it does not get you in contact with beans. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 LAS VEGAS, NV, March 15, 2008WTF I thought we were in April already, damn alcohol Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Please, Dog, tell me there is a way to satellite into this. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 i have a Drinking with chrozzo weekendbut it is by invitation onlyand sadly, completely booked Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Anyone want to buy a kidney so I can attend?Whose kidney are you selling? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 i have a Drinking with chrozzo weekendbut it is by invitation onlyand sadly, completely bookedFriday 6pm: Salads at ApplebeesSaturday 9am: everyone waits for chrozzo to wake up 10 am still waiting 11 am too late for breakfast menu so double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu 12-3 pm seminars on belgian beers with taste tests 4-6pm seminar on the evils of mass produced piss water 7pm mozza poppers 8pm-? drinkingSunday 9am-12pm everyone except chrozzo to hungover to get out of bed 12pm-3pm intro,theory,history andconsumption of the mindslide 3pm-6pm drinking contest 7pm chrozzo steals pizzas from work 7pm-12am drinking to excess 12am drunk dialing everyone on chrozzos cell phone 1am chrozzo orders hookers 3 am Happy Ending Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Friday 6pm: Salads at ApplebeesSaturday 9am: everyone waits for chrozzo to wake up 10 am still waiting 11 am too late for breakfast menu so double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu 12-3 pm seminars on belgian beers with taste tests 4-6pm seminar on the evils of mass produced piss water 7pm mozza poppers 8pm-? drinkingSunday 9am-12pm everyone except chrozzo to hungover to get out of bed 12pm-3pm intro,theory,history andconsumption of the mindslide 3pm-6pm drinking contest 7pm chrozzo steals pizzas from work 7pm-12am drinking to excess 12am drunk dialing everyone on chrozzos cell phone 1am chrozzo orders hookers 3 am Happy Endingomfgi love youwhy dont i have you on AIM?GET ONT EHRE!!!!or IM meu know my name Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Whose kidney are you selling?It matters? It's on ice, it'll still be good. Like I'd sell one of my own before a weekend with Beans...p'shaw. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 It matters? It's on ice, it'll still be good. Like I'd sell one of my own before a weekend with Beans...p'shaw.I thought it was the liver that was evil and must be punished....Wait...if i go on this trip with Beans, am I gonna end up in a Vegas bathtub full of ice missing a kidney? Cause I hear that totally happens. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I thought it was the liver that was evil and must be punished....Wait...if i go on this trip with Beans, am I gonna end up in a Vegas bathtub full of ice missing a kidney? Cause I hear that totally happens.My liver moved out of my body a long time ago, it has it's own apartment now. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Can Sausage Burritos be substituted for the Egg McMuffin breakfeast?No substitutions, please...Please, Dog, tell me there is a way to satellite into this.LOL! Frankly, I hear that a certain anti-couch site just may be buying a few positions and giving them away in the near future!Thats all I can say about that right now, LOL!Id like to than Pactinfo2 for all his hard work in making this dream come true for my wallet a few lucky folks! Just to keep the excitement going for a little while, heres a sneak peek of the gift each participant will be given* before being stuffed in a cab fifteen thousand dollars poorer...Take the knowledge you acquire over the weekend home with you!*Slight charge of seventeen hundred dollars for handling. No bonus money or Pact point discounts apply. Limit five hundred per customer. All scams apply Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 No substitutions, please...LOL! Frankly, I hear that a certain anti-couch site just may be buying a few positions and giving them away in the near future!Thats all I can say about that right now, LOL!Id like to than Pactinfo2 for all his hard work in making this dream come true for my wallet a few lucky folks! Just to keep the excitement going for a little while, heres a sneak peek of the gift each participant will be given* before being stuffed in a cab fifteen thousand dollars poorer...Take the knowledge you acquire over the weekend home with you!*Slight charge of seventeen hundred dollars for handling. No bonus money or Pact point discounts apply. Limit five hundred per customer. All scams apply FT MOTHER FUCKING W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Just to keep the excitement going for a little while, heres a sneak peek of the gift each participant will be given* before being stuffed in a cab fifteen thousand dollars poorer...Take the knowledge you acquire over the weekend home with you!*Slight charge of seventeen hundred dollars for handling. No bonus money or Pact point discounts apply. Limit five hundred per customer. All scams apply You are just too fuckin' good sir!Army Thread Orgies FTW! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 How many people have called 702-DAM-FOOL?that woman sounds pissy! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 How many people have called 702-DAM-FOOL?that woman sounds pissy!I'm glad you and zim did so I didn't have to. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Wait a minute, this thread isn't really pinned... Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Saturday August 9th, 20089:00am McMuffin Breakfast10:00am Seminars, workshops and pole analysis1:00pm Catered lunch from Subway2:00pm Find where Beans is hiding contest6:00pm Break8:00pm Private Dance10:00pm Regret what the hell you've done period Sunday August 10th, 20089:00am Pop Tart Breakfast10:00am Seminars, workshops and alchohol % analysis1:00pm Cereal Lunch2:00pm Private drinking Tournament6:00pm End of weekend7:00pm Beans counts money and laughsI am sooo winning this! Link to post Share on other sites
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