chgocubs99 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 i've been tempted to do this all day long, have resisted to this point tho, but i didn't start drinking yet. odds on the balls making it through the night?No, you go to Wal Mart again at 4AM tonight, and ask for the same guy as last night.Bring the hatchet and the balls.Someone more clever than me can take it from here Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 also, has anyone seen the movie allin?best movie ever. they vaguely reference pokertracker or something similar. A medical student with mounting debts draws on her formidable poker skills in order to stay afloat in this gambling drama starring Dominique Swain and Michael Madsen. As a young girl, Alicia "Ace" Anderson (Swain) frequently accompanied her card shark father (Madsen) to clandestine gambling rooms for tense rounds of Texas Hold 'Em. As a result of her childhood spent watching her father fleece his opponents, Alicia became a fairly exceptional card player herself. These days Alicia has left behind the world of gambling in order to focus on medical school, but education doesn't come cheap and the tuition fees are fast piling up. Of course the one way that Alicia knows how to make a quick buck is to fall back on her old skills, and now with a bottomed out bank account and few options on the table the savvy student gambler enlists the aid of some fellow students in hitting it big at the local casino. Though her cohorts may be well schooled in the art of the bluff, this team will need much more than a good poker face if they truly intend to win out over some of the world's best card players. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide(}x Added to Blockbuster Online queue Link to post Share on other sites
Gonefishin55 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 heres a pic of bouncy balls and the rc car. the rc car will be making an epic journey off my 3rd floor .balcony later tonight. if he survives, shots are on me.i added a beer can for size relativity ballsYou have big balls Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 one more pic, you can't really make it out too well cuz the camera operator couldnt hold his hand steady(im camera operator) but when i got back to my aparment this guy was on my couch with penises drawn all over him and various gay phrases, such as, "i am gay" it was real funnyLOLSo back in college I rented a house with a few buddies. Next door lived an English lady, the English lady’s mother, and her 20-something son Timmy who still lived at home. Rounding out the cast was Michael, an overweight and extremely effeminate friend of the family next door. Michael was very frequently present at the house next door, and no one was ever really sure about the nature of his relationship to them. We were pretty certain that Timmy wasn’t gay so the whole thing was a mystery. One night Timmy passed out drunk at out house. Someone in the group took the opportunity to write “F*CK ME MICHAEL” in bold permanent marker across Timmy’s forehead. No doubt it was a you-had-to-be-there thing, but I’ve probably never laughed as hard as I did at that moment.But that night, as drunk as I was, I couldn’t fall asleep to save my life. I kept imagining the extremely likely possibility that Timmy would stumble home in the morning without looking in the mirror and be greeted by his mother, his grandmother, or worst of all, Michael himself. Anyway, I forget the point of this story. Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Weiner face Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 So back in college I rented a house with a few buddies. Next door lived an English lady, the English lady’s mother, and her 20-something son Timmy who still lived at home. Rounding out the cast was Michael, an overweight and extremely effeminate friend of the family next door. Michael was very frequently present at the house next door, and no one was ever really sure about the nature of his relationship to them. We were pretty certain that Timmy wasn’t gay so the whole thing was a mystery. One night Timmy passed out drunk at out house. Someone in the group took the opportunity to write “F*CK ME MICHAEL” in bold permanent marker across Timmy’s forehead. No doubt it was a you-had-to-be-there thing, but I’ve probably never laughed as hard as I did at that moment.But that night, as drunk as I was, I couldn’t fall asleep to save my life. I kept imagining the extremely likely possibility that Timmy would stumble home in the morning without looking in the mirror and be greeted by his mother, his grandmother, or worst of all, Michael himself. Anyway, I forget the point of this story. Carry on.I lol'dI'd nail the girl in your sig. Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 [x] put a new meanign to the sticky keys function on my laptopcause i touched myselfnigga you gay Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 is this the drukin thread for the nightr cuz i'm ****in plastersed Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 hi jeff homo Link to post Share on other sites
a__thekevlar__2 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Author Share Posted April 5, 2008 is this the drukin thread for the nightr cuz i'm ****in plastersedlool, plz to come to the party on the 19th? Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 is this the drukin thread for the nightr cuz i'm ****in plastersed5 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: mase_gotsem, troyomac, fornicator1, grocery_mony, a__thekevlar__2does this answer your question Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 is this the drukin thread for the nightr cuz i'm ****in plastersed on a scale of 1 to 7 i am about a 10 drunmk fyi[x] someone is lying[x] yup Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 lool, plz to come to the party on the 19th?Im in Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 lool, plz to come to the party on the 19th?beyond in, where do i sleep Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 hi jeff homo beyond in, where do i sleepyeah clearly Im the gay one Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 yeah clearly Im the gay oneWell see what you say about this after you see the chicks I pick up at this joint Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Well see what you say about this after you see how big the dicks are of the chicks I pick up at this jointfyp Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Best poker movie ever, hands down.LMAO! Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Change "roomate" to "gay lover" and then put in "FYP" for methat is all Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 5 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: mase_gotsem, troyomac, fornicator1, grocery_mony, a__thekevlar__2does this answer your questionI had a few tonight, then quit prematurely. Sorry to let you down Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I had a few tonight, then quit prematurely. Sorry to let you down Quitter Link to post Share on other sites
fitzinabox 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 haha @ buying a hatchet Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 No doubt inspired by this thread:http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=75217 Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 FWIW, her box should ALWAYS be empty.best post ever/fcp Link to post Share on other sites
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