Rasputin 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I just started going out with this insanelly hot girl and she just happens to be a hostess in this weekends' Tournament heer in Montreal.Well she was just telling me what a pervert Chris Ferguson looked like and how he gave her the creeps.I LOLed so hard, you see a few years ago I participated in the Party Poker million Cruise and took my girlfriend with me ( also very hot) and Chris would not stop looking at her cleavage, it was like the man was possessed or had never seen tits before.Has anyone else noticed this kind of behavious with Jesus? lol Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 TTIWWP (obv) Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Um if this is true he's just a guy who likes women. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 TTIWWP (obv)Don't put pics of Jesus Christ or Ferguson in here either cuz I just thought of that, making it no longer funny if you do it. Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 TTIW....meh, I'll just stop there. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 what can I say? Jesus is a boob man. Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Has anyone else noticed this kind of behavious with Jesus? lol what can I say? Jesus is a boob man.I see what you both did there Link to post Share on other sites
gtycoon 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I'm sorry, without documented evidence, I can not just take your word for it that your girlfriends were hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Maybe he was staring at you? Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 This is just a brag post about his "hot" girl friends. Also, nothing of what Fergusen did was creepy. Sure he does look pretty creepy but what hetrosexual man doesn't stare at a nice rack when they have the chance? Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I'm pretty sure Jesus is a pimp. That cowboy hat and his clothes are just a strange pimp uniform. Can you dig that? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 "MAN NOTICES A WOMANS AMPLE CLEAVAGE!!!! ALERT THE PERV MILITIA!!!"lol at the OP. Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Why do you think he wears the hat, dark sunglasses, etc??To stare at women's boobs without being detected, obv Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 South Park FTW! Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 On the sixth day, Jesus created boobies Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I just started going out with this insanelly hot girl and she just happens to be a hostess in this weekends' Tournament heer in Montreal.Well she was just telling me what a pervert Chris Ferguson looked like and how he gave her the creeps.I LOLed so hard, you see a few years ago I participated in the Party Poker million Cruise and took my girlfriend with me ( also very hot) and Chris would not stop looking at her cleavage, it was like the man was possessed or had never seen tits before.Has anyone else noticed this kind of behavious with Jesus? lol The line between "perv" and "totally normal guy" is so thin. Link to post Share on other sites
Nimue1995 1 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I just started going out with this insanelly hot girl and she just happens to be a hostess in this weekends' Tournament heer in Montreal.Well she was just telling me what a pervert Chris Ferguson looked like and how he gave her the creeps.I LOLed so hard, you see a few years ago I participated in the Party Poker million Cruise and took my girlfriend with me ( also very hot) and Chris would not stop looking at her cleavage, it was like the man was possessed or had never seen tits before.Has anyone else noticed this kind of behavious with Jesus? lol I wonder how he keeps his mind on the game when Jennifer Tilley is at the table. . I swear on poker superstars she was glued into that dress. That's the only way they didn't fall out. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The title of the thread makes it seem as if being pervert and being a poker professional are mutually exclusive. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I can't wait for your 16th post. Link to post Share on other sites
terradawg 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I just started going out with this insanelly hot girl and she just happens to be a hostess in this weekends' Tournament heer in Montreal.Well she was just telling me what a pervert Chris Ferguson looked like and how he gave her the creeps.I LOLed so hard, you see a few years ago I participated in the Party Poker million Cruise and took my girlfriend with me ( also very hot) and Chris would not stop looking at her cleavage, it was like the man was possessed or had never seen tits before.Has anyone else noticed this kind of behavious with Jesus? lol wow, a guy checking out a hot chic's tits? no way! i would have thought it was me and you were mistaken if i had a beard and was good at poker. alas, it was only jesus... Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Did you not hear what I said?I said I can't wait. Post.Again. Link to post Share on other sites
Lucoo_ 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I once ran into JEsus too, this was when i was with my superhot ex-girlfriend, but then jesus stole my hot girlfriend by bragging about the money he won with poker. So at that point i found a new very hot girl who i banged like she was EXTREMELY hot. And the most bizarre thing happened next, she called her uber super mega hot girfriend and then i banged this goddes like hot girl and my girlfriend toghether, At this point i couldn;t care about Ferguson steeling my hot girlfriend anymore cause i had 2 sets of boobies to look at instead of jesus's 1 set of boobies, and this story is going nowhere so at that point i woke up and found out i was grabbing my dog's ass while he had jumped in my bed to lick my balls. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The line between "perv" and "totally normal guy" is so thin.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The line between "perv" and "totally normal guy" is so thin.So much so that without knowing whether or not a man owns a 10+ year old conversion van, it's almost impossible to tell. Link to post Share on other sites
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