pocket3s 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 7 Stages of Going Broke:Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:46:25 From: Pocket3sSubject: DisbeliefTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>WTF, There is no way that I have no money left. I am a great player, I always have a read on everybody at my table. I once eliminated Daniel Negreanu from a $5 tourney. I think there is something wrong with your server. Please look into it and get back with me.ThanksPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:48:54From: Pocket3sSubject: DenialTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>Hi, I sent you an email a couple moments ago, I thought I was broke. It turns out I’m not, I have plenty of fpps and those are just as good as money. I was saving up for a mock turtleneck but this is more important. Please ignore the previous message. ThanksPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:51:20From: Pocket3sSubject: AngerTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>You Mother****ing ****ing ****s. Your site is so rigged. This is all bullshit. I can’t get a goddamn hand to hold up. I haven’t won a ****ing coinflip in a month. **** you, just keep the doom switch on cause I’m going to Full Tilt. How do you like that? **** YouPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:53:44From: Pocket3sSubject: BargainingTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>To Whom It May Concern:Hello, I have been a member of your site for a while and I feel I am a wonderful customer. I have recently run into some problems making a deposit, something seems to be wrong with my credit card. I have used all my fpps and I was wondering if there was anyway you guys could put the $50 I plan to deposit in my account early. I don’t want to have to go to Full Tilt so hopefully you can help me. ThanksPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:56:44From: Pocket3sSubject: GuiltTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>Hi, You know I have been thinking, this isn’t you guys fault. It’s really my fault. I knew I was playing way outside of my roll but I usually do so well at that level. I know it’s just variance and you’re not really rigged. I’m so sorry for blaming you for my problems. SincerelyPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:59:03From: Pocket3sSubject: DepressionTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>I hate life, I suck so bad at poker. I wish that I never started playing this stupid game. I can’t really read my opponents, I just push all in when I don’t know what to do. Do you know why? Because I suck at life. I’m not all that attractive and I can’t talk to girls. I don’t have a reason to live. Good ByePocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:04:32From: Pocket3sSubject: Acceptance and HopeTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>Hey, I finally got my deposit to go through. It’s only $50 and I know I have to manage it better this time. I think I am playing really well right now and the bad breaks are behind me. Thanks for all of your help. TP/MMPocket3s Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Well doneWhat's it like to be broke? Link to post Share on other sites
outsider13 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Any response from them? Link to post Share on other sites
Poker Addict 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I hate life, I suck so bad at poker. I wish that I never started playing this stupid game. I can’t really read my opponents, I just push all in when I don’t know what to do. Do you know why? Because I suck at life. I’m not all that attractive and I can’t talk to girls. I don’t have a reason to live. Good ByePocket3sClassic... I'm not all that attractive and I can't talk to girls (is that supposed to read cocktail waitresses?) Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 [x] relates Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 surprisingly good.should i go check out any other topics you've started? Link to post Share on other sites
pocket3s 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 surprisingly good.should i go check out any other topics you've started?no Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 surprisingly good.should i go check out any other topics you've started?if you say he's dreamy, we're through. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 if you say he's dreamy, we're through.haha, don't threaten me like that! Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Partypoker used to despoit money in your account if you hadn't used it in a while. On a few occasions, I stopped playing on their site and withdrew money and within a couple of weeks or a month, they'd send me $50 or $100 with withdrawl restrictions to come back and play again.I miss the good old days. Link to post Share on other sites
Pack149 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Congrats? Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Awaiting responses. Link to post Share on other sites
david_keena 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Awaiting responses.best thread in weekswhat was the response?IMO Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 2:15:25 From: "PokerStars Support <support@pokerstars.com>Subject: DisbeliefTo: Pocket3sDear Pocket3s,Thank you for your inquiry. We at Pokerstars strive to provide a safe and hospitable environment for all of our players.It appears you have learned a valuable lesson today and we are happy to be apart of your growth in the poker communityIf I can be of any service in the future, please do not hestitate to contact us.ThanksJoshSupportP.S. FFS BBFIDTS. Broccoli, GAJ you FWP wannabe. IIRC YSAP & YSAL, JS. ZOMG YSSCKY. Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Partypoker used to despoit money in your account if you hadn't used it in a while. On a few occasions, I stopped playing on their site and withdrew money and within a couple of weeks or a month, they'd send me $50 or $100 with withdrawl restrictions to come back and play again.I miss the good old days.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
chowds4 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 7 Stages of Going Broke:Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:46:25 From: Pocket3sSubject: DisbeliefTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>WTF, There is no way that I have no money left. I am a great player, I always have a read on everybody at my table. I once eliminated Daniel Negreanu from a $5 tourney. I think there is something wrong with your server. Please look into it and get back with me.ThanksPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:48:54From: Pocket3sSubject: DenialTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>Hi, I sent you an email a couple moments ago, I thought I was broke. It turns out I’m not, I have plenty of fpps and those are just as good as money. I was saving up for a mock turtleneck but this is more important. Please ignore the previous message. ThanksPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:51:20From: Pocket3sSubject: AngerTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>You Mother****ing ****ing ****s. Your site is so rigged. This is all bullshit. I can’t get a goddamn hand to hold up. I haven’t won a ****ing coinflip in a month. **** you, just keep the doom switch on cause I’m going to Full Tilt. How do you like that? **** YouPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:53:44From: Pocket3sSubject: BargainingTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>To Whom It May Concern:Hello, I have been a member of your site for a while and I feel I am a wonderful customer. I have recently run into some problems making a deposit, something seems to be wrong with my credit card. I have used all my fpps and I was wondering if there was anyway you guys could put the $50 I plan to deposit in my account early. I don’t want to have to go to Full Tilt so hopefully you can help me. ThanksPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:56:44From: Pocket3sSubject: GuiltTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>Hi, You know I have been thinking, this isn’t you guys fault. It’s really my fault. I knew I was playing way outside of my roll but I usually do so well at that level. I know it’s just variance and you’re not really rigged. I’m so sorry for blaming you for my problems. SincerelyPocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:59:03From: Pocket3sSubject: DepressionTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>I hate life, I suck so bad at poker. I wish that I never started playing this stupid game. I can’t really read my opponents, I just push all in when I don’t know what to do. Do you know why? Because I suck at life. I’m not all that attractive and I can’t talk to girls. I don’t have a reason to live. Good ByePocket3sDate: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:04:32From: Pocket3sSubject: Acceptance and HopeTo: "PokerStars Support" <support@pokerstars.com>Hey, I finally got my deposit to go through. It’s only $50 and I know I have to manage it better this time. I think I am playing really well right now and the bad breaks are behind me. Thanks for all of your help. TP/MMPocket3s[x] i lol'd[x] imo Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Funny stuff, OP Made my day. Link to post Share on other sites
four10 lkc 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 [x] in the same boat [x] suck at poker and/or life [x] always broke [x] should stop now since I dont make any sense.the subtitles doing much for anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 [x] head just asploded Link to post Share on other sites
terradawg 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Partypoker used to despoit money in your account if you hadn't used it in a while. On a few occasions, I stopped playing on their site and withdrew money and within a couple of weeks or a month, they'd send me $50 or $100 with withdrawl restrictions to come back and play again.I miss the good old days.UB still does this to me every so often. About a month ago they gave me $10. I ran it up to $125, got someone to saw me for Tilt, and now I am sitting on $750 from that free $10. Don't worry, I'll post when I go broke... Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 My god, I just realized I've gotten 1/5th of the way to making my own series of e-mails since Jan. 1st downswings suck. playing too many hands sucks even more. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I'm sure you brightened the customer service rep's evening Link to post Share on other sites
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