Mercury69 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 What are your criteria for the best anti-Zombie fortress?I think I'd like to have an island fortress. This would require boats, of course, but I think an island would add some favorable protections, unless the zombies are of an aquatic variety or can track a live person across water. Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 What are your criteria for the best anti-Zombie fortress?I think I'd like to have an island fortress. This would require boats, of course, but I think an island would add some favorable protections, unless the zombies are of an aquatic variety or can track a live person across water.most zombies cant swim although in Land of the Dead they did walk across the river (under water) so i guess anything is possible but i would say an island fortress is a good start Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 All you would need is for the only entrance to be one of those moving walkways like you see in the airport moving away from the fortress. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 All you would need is for the only entrance to be one of those moving walkways like you see in the airport moving away from the fortress.But it will break down in the middle of the night while you're sleeping. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 But it will break down in the middle of the night while you're sleeping.And the person on watch will have been distracted by the newly arrived sexy girl at an inopportune time. She'll also be the one the zombie's tracked, due to some chemical in her brain the zombie's really need. ****in *****. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 What are your criteria for the best anti-Zombie fortress?I think I'd like to have an island fortress. This would require boats, of course, but I think an island would add some favorable protections, unless the zombies are of an aquatic variety or can track a live person across water.A mountaintop fortress with sheer cliff walls and a raging river at the bottom. So I could knock the zombies off the mountainside and watch them splash in the river. Of course. Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I made a zombie movie my senior year it took place in the home depot by my houseIt was called Teenage Flesh Feast and now im going to go find it Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'd just put Beans, Chane, and Shake outside my house, give them a couple cases of beer, and tell them it's a shootin' party. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 A mountaintop fortress with sheer cliff walls and a raging river at the bottom. So I could knock the zombies off the mountainside and watch them splash in the river. Of course.Mountain top fortresses are +EV, but quick access for you and your allies could be an issue. However, if you're worried about other humans encroaching on your turf, it's a great thing to have and more defensible than an island. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 island can't be good. just look at the people from dawn of the dead. the island zombies got 'em in the end.i think the sewers would be safe, its underground, plus there's sure to be enough corn and peanut particles for the eating. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 island can't be good. just look at the people from i think the sewers would be safe, its underground, plus there's sure to be enough corn and peanut particles for the eating.you did not just go there, there has to be better solutions. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Mountain top fortresses are +EV, but quick access for you and your allies could be an issue. However, if you're worried about other humans encroaching on your turf, it's a great thing to have and more defensible than an island.GeEEEEz. tHink 4 a MINute. R tHERe ReaLLy aLLieS in A ZOMBIE APOCoCLIpS? Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ground level fortresses are vulnerable to just sheer numbers of zombies running them over, the house in 28 days later had mine fields and turrets, but a couple hundred or thousand zombies could get passed that. Same with the island, zombies swimming from every direction would get by the defences. The mountain and sheer cliffs can be defended against large armies of zombies, kind of like the wall in lord of the rings. I was thinking a bomb shelter, and just avoid the zombies. Hide underground for a couple of years and hope someone else cleaned up the mess. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 GeEEEEz. tHink 4 a MINute. R tHERe ReaLLy aLLieS in A ZOMBIE APOCoCLIpS?That post reminded me of the Spiders on Drugs YouTube video Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 But it will break down in the middle of the night while you're sleeping.I forgot to mention the sign on the door that reads, "No brains here. Please move along." Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I'd just put Beans, Shane, and Shake outside my house, give them a couple cases of beer, and tell them it's a shootin' party.I was fully prepared to insinuate the same thing, but you beat me.in that case, my ideal zombie fortress would be me outside of a walmart or mall, in a portable deer stand, with my M4, 12 and 20 gauge (why be choosy at a time like this?), 270, 30-30, and my .22 for when I get bored of just killing. beans would be in an opposite end tree stand, and Shane would just drive around in an old pickup with an uzi. oh, and we'd all have a bunch of beer. why not, you know. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Here's what my zombie fortress will look like.. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 An English Pub. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I would probably just hide in some cave in Afghanistan. Link to post Share on other sites
pragtyro 0 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 A solar-powered double-wide Bradley assault vehicle. If you simply MUST take a vacation in zombie-land, accept no substitutions. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I've never understood the complete dealings with zombies.But anywhere you could hang out for more than 2-5 months as I don't see how zombies could last in a deteriorating body for more than that period of time. Such as a mall as in Dawn of the dead.. I would personally raid my local gun shop before hand of course. Not the best zombie plan, but I think it would be effective. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I would probably just hide in some cave in Afghanistan.good one. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 An English Pub.Shaun, I'm sorry... Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 philippino prisoni'm out of ideas Link to post Share on other sites
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