renaedawn 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Sooooo, today is our very own Sexy Mexi's birthday. I thought you might all want to regale each other with tales of the times he made you laugh, yelled at a deaf guy, put 2 fingers instead of 1 in your bum, or sold you the super secret oral technique.HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!!!!! :D :D :) Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 You know its a good birthday when you have to tell everyone.On a mildly serious note, it is important, as your age is your experience, and your experiences have both been personally satisfying, as well as useful to certain younger members of this forum.So three cheers to you, Mr Mexico, and all the laughs, the tears, the advice you've given, and of course to your glorious anus, which none of us will ever forget, as long as we live. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 You can jerk to this later. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I will break my hiatus purely for the purpose of wishing Ron Mexico happy birthday. So, happy birthday Ron. All the best, and seeing as it's a "milestone" I'll let you give me a b-bomb. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Happy Birfday Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 No one else can ever make me feel the way you doOh keep on loving me babyAnd I keep on loving youIts easy to see when somethings right and something wrongWell stay with me babyAnd hold me all night longSo show me, show me everything you doCause baby no one does it quite like youI love you, I need you, babeI wanna kiss you all overAnd over againI wanna kiss you all overTill the night closes in Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Congrats. On this day approximately three years ago you were created in a computer lab for the sole purpose of entertaining me in a poker forum. Way to go. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Jeepster80125, Shimmering WangCan't wait. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Ron-Yours is a life that has touched many others, often without them knowing it until you explain it to them. Take me for example. If not for you, I wouldn't have made an Ass-to-Mouth joke in front of 7 people I didn't know last week, and would never have had to overcome the adversity that goes along with being "that creepy older guy who nobody knows who he is, but everybody knows is kinda creepy." So, Ron, I raise to you my O'Douls (I forgot, you might have contributed slightly to my heavy drinking and the subsequent ruination of my entire life), and call you friend. Well, maybe "pal" is more appropriate. Friendly acquaintance at the very least. Wang Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Dearest Ron-Hai Mong Chonk Ching Chang Cing King Kong Ku Fow Fun Boo. Ping Pong Poo, Ling Long Woo, Fuk Mi Poo, Lik Mai Pee. Wang Chung Barrin, ROR! Sincerely,C-Dub Link to post Share on other sites
PACTinfo2 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Hi Ron_Mexico,In response to your birthday, I'd like to add $20 bonus money and 2500 Pact points* to your real-money account, but since the gig is up on our scams promotions, please accept our sincere gratitude for the many hours of entertainment that you have provided to our dried-up cash cow community. Regards,*even more worthless than ever before Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Here's to you Ron Mexico!Because of you, I will never enter a Friday's bathroom without thinking of you. Dog love you Mr. Mexico! I hart you. Link to post Share on other sites
Ralph Mexico 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 HELLOOO DARLING!I just wanted to "pop-in" (hehehe) and tell you that I'm preparing a marvelous little dinner for the two of us tonight. I'll start off with a little BM (Barry Manilow you little dirty mind,you!) to set the mood, a glass or three of red wine, and a two hour foot massage for those tired little swollen tootsies you get after standing at work all day!I know that you didnt like the KY warming lube that I got the other day, but please try it again tonight because I discovered that in the darkness, I accidently grabbed the BenGay lying on the nightstand beside it. Oops!Hugs-n-kisses!Your mate,Ralph Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I thought you guys were brothers not lov...Ohhhhhyikes Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 happy birthday sir Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Hi Ron_Mexico,Please be aware that under the terms and conditions of the users agreement that you signed, you must add money to this Thursdays sicktourney in order to continue posting in the sickthread. We feel that you offer much entertainment to the community, and bow to your "wicked smartness"Happy Birthday!*regards,*and many more. added money must exceed $5 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Happy Birthday Ron! This is for you. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Ron, it's your birthday.God bless you this day.You gave me the gift of a little sister,And I'm proud of you today.Ron, it's your birthday.Happy birthday, Ron.Ron, it's your birthday.Happy birthday, Ron.I wish you love and good will.I wish you peace and joy.I wish you better than your heart desires.And your first kiss from a boy. (well, that's about 20 years too late)Ron, it's your birthday.Happy birthday, Ron.Ron, it's your birthday.Happy birthday, Ron.Hope all of your prostate orgasms are as magical as your first. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico JR 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Happy B-day Pops! Thanks for "teaching" me all the "things" a "man" needs to know. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron Jeremy 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 what?? Link to post Share on other sites
pupsannoyingwife 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 You do still go both ways, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Where?great laughs, thanks to all. Can't wait to spend my Pact Points. I hear I can get a bottle top Link to post Share on other sites
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