bdc30 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 In the bored at work thread Naismith made this post We really should create a thread strictly for AP ridiculousness.and I couldn't agree more. Here's one to get us started.Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $23.87Hero: $54.85Button: $43.15SB: $85.11BB: $7.75Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K K UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls.Flop: J Q 9 ($3.75, 2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $2.87, BB raises all-in $6, Hero calls.Turn: 2 ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)River: 2 ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)Results:Final pot: $15.75Hero Shows Kd KcBB Shows 2c KhThere's about 5 more in the bored at work thread from the past 12 hours as well, but we might as well start fresh...lol Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 In the bored at work thread Naismith made this postand I couldn't agree more. Here's one to get us started.Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $23.87Hero: $54.85Button: $43.15SB: $85.11BB: $7.75Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K K UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls.Flop: J Q 9 ($3.75, 2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $2.87, BB raises all-in $6, Hero calls.Turn: 2 ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)River: 2 ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)Results:Final pot: $15.75Hero Shows Kd KcBB Shows 2c KhThere's about 5 more in the bored at work thread from the past 12 hours as well, but we might as well start fresh...lolJust so Zach doesn't close this...Strategically, I don't care for his play or the way you allowed him to hit running deuces. Link to post Share on other sites
gfdsa146 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Agreed, we must keep this alive.Listen, villian has a gutshot. You two are clearly deepstacked, and due to implied odds or something, he made the right play. He has 3 outs for the straight as well as running deuces, so taht puts him at a 81.63:18....something favorite. BBFDTS Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 first three pots i played today were AA (lost to set of 8s), flopped straight (runner runner boat), set of tens (rivered K for KKK).I've had 3 more set over sets since, and two more runner runners. losing my mind. and my bankroll. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 This is my kind of ridiculousness:STAGE #1006771809: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-17 01:57:20 (ET)Table: CANADA HWY (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME ($150.75 in chips)Seat 4 - NAISMITH ($269.30 in chips)YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Posts small blind $1NAISMITH - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Ah Kh]YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Calls $1NAISMITH - Raises $8 to $10YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Calls $8*** FLOP *** [2c 4h 9h]NAISMITH - Bets $14YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Calls $14*** TURN *** [2c 4h 9h] [7d]NAISMITH - ChecksYOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Bets $24NAISMITH - All-In(Raise) $245.30 to $245.30YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - All-In $102.75NAISMITH - returned ($118.55) : not called*** RIVER *** [2c 4h 9h 7d] [5h]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Ah Kh] (Flush, ace high)YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Shows [5s 6h] (One pair, fives)NAISMITH Collects $301 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($301.50) | Rake ($0.50)Board [2c 4h 9h 7d 5h]Seat 4: NAISMITH (big blind) won Total ($301) All-In HI$301) with Flush, ace high [Ah Kh - P:Ah,P:Kh,B:9h,B:5h,B:4h]Seat 6: YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, fives [5s 6h - P:5s,B:5h,B:9h,B:7d,P:6h]RStrategy: OMGTHISGUYNEVERRAISESOOPANDIHAVEAGUTSHOTANDNOWHECHECKRAISEDME6HIGHGOOOOOOOODICALL!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 you won a hand? i hate you. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 first three pots i played today were AA (lost to set of 8s), flopped straight (runner runner boat), set of tens (rivered K for KKK).I've had 3 more set over sets since, and two more runner runners. losing my mind. and my bankroll.hh's or it didn't happen Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 hh's or it didn't happenas much as it will pain me to find them, hang on. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 STAGE #1009323519: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $1 - 2008-06-20 11:54:03 (ET)Table: AMY'S AVE (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealerSeat 8 - JMCRACING ($65 in chips)Seat 9 - DANTEXHALL ($208.90 in chips)Seat 1 - DADDYHAN2 ($37.60 in chips)Seat 2 - CTAR ($200 in chips)Seat 3 - GLOCKFAN07 ($61.56 in chips)Seat 4 - J_DILEMA ($35 in chips)Seat 6 - KHABIBULIN ($195 in chips)Seat 7 - OUCH8S ($82.25 in chips)DANTEXHALL - Posts small blind $0.50DADDYHAN2 - Posts big blind $1CTAR - sitout (wait for BB)*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OUCH8S [10s 10h] GLOCKFAN07 - FoldsJ_DILEMA - FoldsKHABIBULIN - Raises $3.50 to $3.50OUCH8S - Calls $3.50JMCRACING - Raises $9 to $9DANTEXHALL - FoldsDADDYHAN2 - FoldsKHABIBULIN - Calls $5.50OUCH8S - Calls $5.50*** FLOP *** [9d 6d 10c]KHABIBULIN - ChecksOUCH8S - Bets $14.25JMCRACING - All-In(Raise) $56 to $56KHABIBULIN - FoldsOUCH8S - Calls $41.75*** TURN *** [9d 6d 10c] [3h]*** RIVER *** [9d 6d 10c 3h] [Kh]*** SHOW DOWN ***OUCH8S - Shows [10s 10h] (Three of a kind, tens) JMCRACING - Shows [Kd Kc] (Three of a kind, kings) JMCRACING Collects $137 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($140.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [9d 6d 10c 3h Kh]Seat 1: DADDYHAN2 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: GLOCKFAN07 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: J_DILEMA Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: KHABIBULIN Folded on the FLOPSeat 7: OUCH8S HI:lost with Three of a kind, tens [10s 10h - P:10s,P:10h,B:10c,B:Kh,B:9d] Seat 8: JMCRACING (dealer) won Total ($137) All-In HI:($137) with Three of a kind, kings [Kd Kc - B:Kh,P:Kd,P:Kc,B:10c,B:9d] Seat 9: DANTEXHALL (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSI thought he went runner runner on this one but that was a different hand, later on.STAGE #1009316143: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-20 11:37:45 (ET)Table: COMOROS HWY (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - JAYBC ($93 in chips)Seat 7 - TEDDYBVD ($109.25 in chips)Seat 8 - BAYHABUTCHER ($16.25 in chips)Seat 9 - OUCH8S ($49.25 in chips)Seat 1 - FAT_TIRE ($12.75 in chips)Seat 2 - LEECHIN ($98.25 in chips)Seat 3 - TWOZZ ($49.13 in chips)Seat 4 - WHO_YAW ($148.40 in chips)TEDDYBVD - Posts small blind $0.25BAYHABUTCHER - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OUCH8S [10h 9h] OUCH8S - Calls $0.50FAT_TIRE - FoldsLEECHIN - Raises $2.25 to $2.25TWOZZ - FoldsWHO_YAW - Calls $2.25JAYBC - FoldsTEDDYBVD - Calls $2BAYHABUTCHER - FoldsOUCH8S - Calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [8c 7d 6h]TEDDYBVD - ChecksOUCH8S - Bets $4.75LEECHIN - FoldsWHO_YAW - FoldsTEDDYBVD - Calls $4.75*** TURN *** [8c 7d 6h] [6s]TEDDYBVD - ChecksOUCH8S - Bets $9TEDDYBVD - Raises $18 to $18OUCH8S - Calls $9*** RIVER *** [8c 7d 6h 6s] [10c]TEDDYBVD - Bets $15OUCH8S - Calls $15*** SHOW DOWN ***TEDDYBVD - Shows [8s 8d] (Full house, eights full of sixes) OUCH8S - MucksTEDDYBVD Collects $81.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($85) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [8c 7d 6h 6s 10c]Seat 1: FAT_TIRE Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: LEECHIN Folded on the FLOPSeat 3: TWOZZ Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: WHO_YAW Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: JAYBC (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: TEDDYBVD (small blind) won Total ($81.50) HI:($81.50) with Full house, eights full of sixes [8s 8d - P:8s,P:8d,B:8c,B:6s,B:6h] Seat 8: BAYHABUTCHER (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 9: OUCH8S HI: [Mucked] [10h 9h] I can't find the Aces one, don't know why. Is there a way to filter by your opponent's hand? Maybe I'm remembering it wrong too. I did find a nice one from today where I lost with quad 8s but it didn't count for the JP though. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 zomg zach's head will assplode soon - converrrrrrrrrrrrrrrters are your friend Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 zomg zach's head will assplode soon - converrrrrrrrrrrrrrrters are your friendbut....but....but...... you said to post the HH........ Link to post Share on other sites
NoBBiR 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Maybe I secretly have a Full Tilt skin over my Absolute poker program; It would especially seem that way the way I run online. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 zomg zach's head will assplode soon - converrrrrrrrrrrrrrrters are your friendIn fairness, the converter wasn't working earlier for me.Also, I think this thread needs to lean towards player ridiculousness so it doesn't become a big bad beat thread. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 That's the spirit of my first hand I posted - reeeeeediculous. Not even a bad beat, just horrid play - like this one "I gots a gutshot, I'm arrrr eeeen"Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $41.95CO: $55.70Hero: $56.45SB: $15.92BB: $90.53Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A 6 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB calls, BB folds.Flop: K A 6 ($4, 2 players)SB bets $1.5, Hero raises to $19, SB calls all-in $12.67.Uncalled bets: $4.83 returned to Hero. Turn: Q ($32.34, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.34)River: 7 ($32.34, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.34)Results:Final pot: $32.34Hero Shows Ac 6cSB Shows Jc 10d Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.50/$19 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $38.50UTG+1: $87.35Hero: $120.06MP2: $99.78MP3: $90.50CO: $16.22 :9hButton: $91.53 :ahSB: $103.94BB: $39Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP1 with 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, 2 folds, CO calls, Button raises to $50, 2 folds, Hero folds, CO calls all-in $12.72.Uncalled bets: $33.78 returned to Button.Flop: ($37.44, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.44)Turn: ($37.44, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.44)River: ($37.44, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.44)Results:Final pot: $37.44Why did I pick this hand to stop tilting on? Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 More people winning hands, IMO.BTW I'm winning a WSOP ME seat today. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 *** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [6h 6c] HARMSY_22 - Calls $0.50ARABACES23 - FoldsSTEALSPOTS - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Raises $2.25 to $2.25HAILEE0727 - Calls $2ELUSIVE1 - FoldsHARMSY_22 - Folds*** FLOP *** [Kd 7h 9c]HAILEE0727 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $4HAILEE0727 - Calls $4*** TURN *** [Kd 7h 9c] [10h]HAILEE0727 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** RIVER *** [Kd 7h 9c 10h] [10s]HAILEE0727 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***HAILEE0727 - Shows [Ac 6s] (One pair, tens) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [6h 6c] (Two Pair, tens and sixes) OOODANNYBOY Collects $12.35 from main potvillain started hand with $9 Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 *** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Qh Ah] TREVSDAD0720 - FoldsJOEBASIC - FoldsXACESXQUEEN - Calls $0.50MMAARRCCOO - Raises $1.50 to $1.50MAXNKEV - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $1XACESXQUEEN - Calls $1*** FLOP *** [8d 3h 4h]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksXACESXQUEEN - ChecksMMAARRCCOO - Bets $4.75OOODANNYBOY - Calls $4.75XACESXQUEEN - Calls $4.75*** TURN *** [8d 3h 4h] [4d]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksXACESXQUEEN - All-In $10.95MMAARRCCOO - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $10.95*** RIVER *** [8d 3h 4h 4d] [2d]*** SHOW DOWN ***XACESXQUEEN - Shows [Ad 5h] (Straight, ace to five) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Qh Ah] (One pair, fours) XACESXQUEEN Collects $38.40 from main potsigh Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.506 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $33.54UTG+1: $35.09Hero: $50.15Button: $35.15SB: $70.35BB: $30.55Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 2 2 UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.Flop: 2 Q A ($6.5, 3 players)SB checks, UTG+1 bets $3.25, Hero raises to $10.12, SB folds, UTG+1 calls.Turn: J ($26.74, 2 players)UTG+1 bets $10.87, Hero raises all-in $38.03, UTG+1 calls all-in $12.1.Uncalled bets: $15.06 returned to Hero. River: K ($72.68, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $72.68)Results:Final pot: $72.68UTG+1 Shows 3d AdHero Shows 2d 2h Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $23.87Hero: $54.85Button: $43.15SB: $85.11BB: $7.75Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K K UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls.Flop: J Q 9 ($3.75, 2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $2.87, BB raises all-in $6, Hero calls.Turn: 2 ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)River: 2 ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)Results:Final pot: $15.75Hero Shows Kd KcBB Shows 2c Kh For the record, this hand still wins as most ridiculous hand of the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 *** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Jh Ah] SHHHPIT - FoldsNH4ME2POOPON - FoldsELITEIRONMAN - Raises $1.50 to $1.50OOODANNYBOY - Calls $1.25BNMR - Folds*** FLOP *** [5h Qh Ad]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksELITEIRONMAN - Bets $4.50OOODANNYBOY - Raises $15 to $15ELITEIRONMAN - Raises $84 to $88.50OOODANNYBOY - All-In $59.74ELITEIRONMAN - returned ($13.76) : not called*** TURN *** [5h Qh Ad] [5d]*** RIVER *** [5h Qh Ad 5d] [4s]*** SHOW DOWN ***ELITEIRONMAN - Shows [Ks Ac] (Two Pair, aces and fives) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Jh Ah] (Two Pair, aces and fives) ELITEIRONMAN Collects $149.48 from main potblind vs button, he was a 35/20ish I thought I was trapping Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.50/$19 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: $99.25UTG+1: $93.20MP1: $59.85MP2: $102.50MP3: $80.65CO: $36.95Button: $55.50SB: $197BB: $48.40Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, 5 folds, BB calls.Flop: ($11, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $7.5, MP1 calls, BB calls.Turn: ($33.5, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $19, MP1 calls, BB folds.River: ($71.5, 2 players)Hero bets $35.75, MP1 calls all-in $29.85.Uncalled bets: $5.9 returned to Hero. Results:Final pot: $131.2Hero Shows Ac KdMP1 Shows As 5s Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 C/F river, IMO.Nice call down with 77 Link to post Share on other sites
rdtedm 0 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 For the record, this hand still wins as most ridiculous hand of the thread.Agreed. Going to be hard to beat this one. And btw, <3 this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 C/F river, IMO.Nice call down with 77 meh, i was right but didn't have the balls to fire, i hate running bad - even when you are able to think straight, you can't do anything about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now