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I will be adding some HHs to this thread. Maybe some graphs too.I will win this thread.
Quite a strong statement, having seen most of the HH's.
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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [10c Jc] JC19631 - Calls $0.50ESPRIT98 - Calls $0.50SHARP871 - ChecksAGAZOOM - FoldsMIMI4040 - Raises $2.75 to $3OOODANNYBOY - Calls $2.50JC19631 - FoldsESPRIT98 - FoldsSHARP871 - Folds*** FLOP *** [8c Ah Qd]MIMI4040 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** TURN *** [8c Ah Qd] [Ks]MIMI4040 - Bets $4OOODANNYBOY - Calls $4*** RIVER *** [8c Ah Qd Ks] [5s]MIMI4040 - Bets $8OOODANNYBOY - Raises $57.50 to $57.50MIMI4040 - All-In $22.42OOODANNYBOY - returned ($27.08) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***OOODANNYBOY - Shows [10c Jc] (Straight, ten to ace) MIMI4040 - Mucks AQOOODANNYBOY Collects $72.84 from main potSexy flop check IMO

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Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [4h 4s] _JETT_ - Calls $0.50OOODANNYBOY - Calls $0.50MADISUZ - Calls $0.25RDDCTR21 - Checks*** FLOP *** [7c 3d 9s]MADISUZ - ChecksRDDCTR21 - Checks_JETT_ - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $1.50MADISUZ - FoldsRDDCTR21 - Folds_JETT_ - Calls $1.50*** TURN *** [7c 3d 9s] [4c]_JETT_ - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $4_JETT_ - Calls $4*** RIVER *** [7c 3d 9s 4c] [2h]_JETT_ - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $15_JETT_ - Calls $15*** SHOW DOWN ***OOODANNYBOY - Shows [4h 4s] (Three of a kind, fours) _JETT_ - Shows [6d 5h] (Straight, three to seven) _JETT_ Collects $40.50 from main potnotice the smooth call on the river with the stone cold NUTS!

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STAGE #1014672780: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 06:56:48 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($221.30 in chips)Seat 2 - BIGJMAN ($18.48 in chips)Seat 3 - KEVEX ($35 in chips)Seat 4 - LOLUCALLED ($144.84 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($100 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($112.16 in chips)BIGJMAN - Posts small blind $0.25KEVEX - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Ks Ah] LOLUCALLED - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $2.25 to $2.25HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Raises $7.50 to $7.50BIGJMAN - FoldsKEVEX - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $50 to $52.25PAPERCHAMPS - Raises $150 to $157.50SIMO123 - All-In $47.75PAPERCHAMPS - returned ($57.50) : not called*** FLOP *** [7c Jc 9c]*** TURN *** [7c Jc 9c] [9d]*** RIVER *** [7c Jc 9c 9d] [10d]*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [Ad 8d] (Straight, seven to jack) SIMO123 - Shows [Ks Ah] (One pair, nines) PAPERCHAMPS Collects $197.25 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($200.75) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [7c Jc 9c 9d 10d]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (dealer) won Total ($197.25) HI:($197.25) with Straight, seven to jack [Ad 8d - B:Jc,B:10d,B:9d,P:8d,B:7c] Seat 2: BIGJMAN (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: KEVEX (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: LOLUCALLED Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 HI:lost with One pair, nines [Ks Ah - B:9d,B:9c,P:Ah,P:Ks,B:Jc] Seat 6: HRH007 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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STAGE #1014670906: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 06:49:58 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - SIMO123 ($100 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($122.66 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($57.50 in chips)Seat 2 - BIGJMAN ($21.98 in chips)Seat 3 - KEVEX ($38.50 in chips)Seat 4 - LOLUCALLED ($144.74 in chips)HRH007 - Posts small blind $0.25PAPERCHAMPS - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [10c Qh] BIGJMAN - FoldsKEVEX - Calls $0.50LOLUCALLED - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $2.25 to $2.25HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.75KEVEX - Calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [9h Qd 3c]PAPERCHAMPS - All-In $55.25KEVEX - FoldsSIMO123 - Calls $55.25*** TURN *** [9h Qd 3c] [2d]*** RIVER *** [9h Qd 3c 2d] [8h]*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [2c Qs] (Two Pair, queens and twos) SIMO123 - Shows [10c Qh] (One pair, queens) PAPERCHAMPS Collects $114 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($117.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [9h Qd 3c 2d 8h]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (big blind) won Total ($114) All-In HI:($114) with Two Pair, queens and twos [2c Qs - P:Qs,B:Qd,B:2d,P:2c,B:9h] Seat 2: BIGJMAN Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: KEVEX Folded on the FLOPSeat 4: LOLUCALLED Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, queens [10c Qh - P:Qh,B:Qd,P:10c,B:9h,B:8h] Seat 6: HRH007 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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STAGE #1014672431: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 06:55:31 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - SIMO123 ($107.35 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($112.41 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($116.70 in chips)Seat 2 - BIGJMAN ($18.98 in chips)Seat 3 - KEVEX ($35 in chips)Seat 4 - LOLUCALLED ($144.84 in chips)HRH007 - Posts small blind $0.25PAPERCHAMPS - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [8d Kd] BIGJMAN - FoldsKEVEX - FoldsLOLUCALLED - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $1.75 to $1.75HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.25*** FLOP *** [6d 2c Kc]PAPERCHAMPS - Bets $3.75SIMO123 - Raises $15 to $15PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $11.25*** TURN *** [6d 2c Kc] [5s]PAPERCHAMPS - All-In $99.95SIMO123 - All-In $90.60PAPERCHAMPS - returned ($9.35) : not called*** RIVER *** [6d 2c Kc 5s] [Ac]*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [5d 6s] (Two Pair, sixes and fives) SIMO123 - Shows [8d Kd] (One pair, kings) PAPERCHAMPS Collects $211.45 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($214.95) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [6d 2c Kc 5s Ac]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (big blind) won Total ($211.45) All-In HI:($211.45) with Two Pair, sixes and fives [5d 6s - P:6s,B:6d,B:5s,P:5d,B:Ac] Seat 2: BIGJMAN Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: KEVEX Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: LOLUCALLED Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, kings [8d Kd - P:Kd,B:Kc,B:Ac,P:8d,B:6d] Seat 6: HRH007 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS(It was an absolute snapcall. /shrug.)

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STAGE #1014695692: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 08:17:15 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealerSeat 2 - BASJE ($32.90 in chips)Seat 3 - QWERTZTREW ($21.50 in chips)Seat 4 - MRBLUFFER1 ($70.75 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($263.85 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($363.78 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($213.90 in chips)QWERTZTREW - Posts small blind $0.25MRBLUFFER1 - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Jh 9h] SIMO123 - Raises $1.75 to $1.75HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.75BASJE - FoldsQWERTZTREW - FoldsMRBLUFFER1 - Calls $1.25*** FLOP *** [10h 5h 2c]MRBLUFFER1 - ChecksSIMO123 - Bets $4PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $4MRBLUFFER1 - Folds*** TURN *** [10h 5h 2c] [4h]SIMO123 - Bets $11PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $11*** RIVER *** [10h 5h 2c 4h] [Kc]SIMO123 - Bets $44PAPERCHAMPS - Raises $88 to $88SIMO123 - Calls $44*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [Kd 3h] (One pair, kings) SIMO123 - Shows [Jh 9h] (Flush, jack high) SIMO123 Collects $208 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($211.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [10h 5h 2c 4h Kc]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kd 3h - P:Kd,B:Kc,B:10h,B:5h,B:4h] Seat 2: BASJE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: QWERTZTREW (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: MRBLUFFER1 (big blind) Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: SIMO123 won Total ($208) HI:($208) with Flush, jack high [Jh 9h - P:Jh,B:10h,P:9h,B:5h,B:4h] Seat 6: HRH007 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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Just thought I'd add this because it's just so super sexy:STAGE #1014677669: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 07:13:52 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($374.87 in chips)Seat 2 - TIBCHY ($99.50 in chips)Seat 3 - KEVEX ($75.25 in chips)Seat 4 - LOLUCALLED ($129.19 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($111.30 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($191.72 in chips)TIBCHY - Posts small blind $0.25KEVEX - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Ad Qc] LOLUCALLED - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $1.75 to $1.75HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.75TIBCHY - Raises $7.25 to $7.50KEVEX - Calls $7SIMO123 - Calls $5.75 <----------------------------- Not a normal call, but this deep with such a spewtard in the pot I can't fold.PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $5.75*** FLOP *** [10s 8d 3h]TIBCHY - ChecksKEVEX - ChecksSIMO123 - ChecksPAPERCHAMPS - Checks*** TURN *** [10s 8d 3h] [3s]TIBCHY - ChecksKEVEX - Bets $1SIMO123 - Calls $1PAPERCHAMPS - FoldsTIBCHY - Calls $1*** RIVER *** [10s 8d 3h 3s] [5h]TIBCHY - ChecksKEVEX - Bets $1SIMO123 - Calls $1TIBCHY - Raises $19 to $19KEVEX - FoldsSIMO123 - Calls $18*** SHOW DOWN ***TIBCHY - Shows [Jh Kh] (One pair, threes) SIMO123 - Shows [Ad Qc] (One pair, threes) SIMO123 Collects $68.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($72) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [10s 8d 3h 3s 5h]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (dealer) Folded on the TURNSeat 2: TIBCHY (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, threes [Jh Kh - B:3s,B:3h,P:Kh,P:Jh,B:10s] Seat 3: KEVEX (big blind) Folded on the RIVERSeat 4: LOLUCALLED Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 won Total ($68.50) HI:($68.50) with One pair, threes(ace kicker) [Ad Qc - B:3s,B:3h,P:Ad,P:Qc,B:10s] Seat 6: HRH007 Folded on the POCKET CARDSI timed down because I was trying to figure out if he could be bluffing AK or 22 or something here.

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Oh, and this isn't ridiculous, but it's still a >5 buyin pot with one pair each.STAGE #1014692206: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 08:05:31 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - HRH007 ($353.18 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($290.90 in chips)Seat 2 - BASJE ($43.35 in chips)Seat 3 - TOURISTTRAP1 ($51.60 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($128.20 in chips)PAPERCHAMPS - Posts small blind $0.25BASJE - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Js As] TOURISTTRAP1 - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $1.75 to $1.75HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.50BASJE - Calls $1.25*** FLOP *** [9s 2h Jd]PAPERCHAMPS - Bets $5.25BASJE - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $25.25 to $25.25PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $20*** TURN *** [9s 2h Jd] [7s]PAPERCHAMPS - ChecksSIMO123 - Bets $65PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $65*** RIVER *** [9s 2h Jd 7s] [8d]PAPERCHAMPS - Bets $185.75SIMO123 - All-In $36.20PAPERCHAMPS - returned ($149.55) : not called*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [Ks Jc] (One pair, jacks) SIMO123 - Shows [Js As] (One pair, jacks) SIMO123 Collects $254.65 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($258.15) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [9s 2h Jd 7s 8d]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, jacks [Ks Jc - B:Jd,P:Jc,P:Ks,B:9s,B:8d] Seat 2: BASJE (big blind) Folded on the FLOPSeat 3: TOURISTTRAP1 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 won Total ($254.65) All-In HI:($254.65) with One pair, jacks(ace kicker) [Js As - P:Js,B:Jd,P:As,B:9s,B:8d] Seat 6: HRH007 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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Oh, and this was the best hand of all:STAGE #1014696855: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 08:21:04 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - SIMO123 ($360.85 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($355.78 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($123.80 in chips)Seat 2 - MORGAELIN ($99.50 in chips)Seat 3 - QWERTZTREW ($21.30 in chips)Seat 4 - BABYBADA ($20 in chips)HRH007 - Posts small blind $0.25PAPERCHAMPS - Posts big blind $0.50BABYBADA - Posts $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [As Ac] MORGAELIN - FoldsQWERTZTREW - FoldsBABYBADA - ChecksSIMO123 - Raises $3.75 to $3.75HRH007 - Calls $3.50PAPERCHAMPS - All-In(Raise) $123.30 to $123.80BABYBADA - FoldsSIMO123 - Calls $120.05HRH007 - Folds*** FLOP *** [10d 8c Js]*** TURN *** [10d 8c Js] [9d]*** RIVER *** [10d 8c Js 9d] [Qd]*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [8s 10h] (Straight, eight to queen) SIMO123 - Shows [As Ac] (Straight, eight to queen) PAPERCHAMPS Collects $124.18 from main potSIMO123 Collects $124.17 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($251.85) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [10d 8c Js 9d Qd]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (big blind) won Total ($124.18) All-In HI:($124.18) with Straight, eight to queen [8s 10h - B:Qd,B:Js,P:10h,B:9d,P:8s] Seat 2: MORGAELIN Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: QWERTZTREW Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: BABYBADA Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 (dealer) won Total ($124.17) HI:($124.17) with Straight, eight to queen [As Ac - B:Qd,B:Js,B:10d,B:9d,B:8c] Seat 6: HRH007 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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I'm going to disagree and say that this is the best hand of them all.

STAGE #1014695692: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 08:17:15 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealerSeat 2 - BASJE ($32.90 in chips)Seat 3 - QWERTZTREW ($21.50 in chips)Seat 4 - MRBLUFFER1 ($70.75 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($263.85 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($363.78 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($213.90 in chips)QWERTZTREW - Posts small blind $0.25MRBLUFFER1 - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Jh 9h] SIMO123 - Raises $1.75 to $1.75HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.75BASJE - FoldsQWERTZTREW - FoldsMRBLUFFER1 - Calls $1.25*** FLOP *** [10h 5h 2c]MRBLUFFER1 - ChecksSIMO123 - Bets $4PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $4MRBLUFFER1 - Folds*** TURN *** [10h 5h 2c] [4h]SIMO123 - Bets $11PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $11*** RIVER *** [10h 5h 2c 4h] [Kc]SIMO123 - Bets $44PAPERCHAMPS - Raises $88 to $88SIMO123 - Calls $44*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [Kd 3h] (One pair, kings) SIMO123 - Shows [Jh 9h] (Flush, jack high) SIMO123 Collects $208 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($211.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [10h 5h 2c 4h Kc]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kd 3h - P:Kd,B:Kc,B:10h,B:5h,B:4h] Seat 2: BASJE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: QWERTZTREW (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: MRBLUFFER1 (big blind) Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: SIMO123 won Total ($208) HI:($208) with Flush, jack high [Jh 9h - P:Jh,B:10h,P:9h,B:5h,B:4h] Seat 6: HRH007 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
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Okay, I want to out-do Simo, so here are the hands I played the other day at 6-max. This was my first hand. I sensed a donkey at the table, but needed to quickly find out who it was:STAGE #1012407275: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 06:32:41 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($991.50 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($498 in chips)Seat 1 - NAISMITH ($800 in chips)Seat 3 - EEYORE_ ($815.90 in chips)Seat 4 - EPSS20 ($365.80 in chips)ANINKA - Posts small blind $2NAISMITH - Posts big blind $4*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [8s Kc]EEYORE_ - FoldsEPSS20 - Raises $12 to $12BILL35PLAYER - Calls $12ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Raises $48 to $52EPSS20 - FoldsBILL35PLAYER - Calls $40*** FLOP *** [8c 10d 6s]NAISMITH - Bets $79BILL35PLAYER - Calls $79*** TURN *** [8c 10d 6s] [10c]NAISMITH - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - Bets $4NAISMITH - Calls $4*** RIVER *** [8c 10d 6s 10c] [3s]NAISMITH - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - Bets $142NAISMITH - Calls $142*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [9h 7s] (Straight, six to ten)NAISMITH - MucksBILL35PLAYER Collects $564.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($56 | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [8c 10d 6s 10c 3s]

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VPIP of 100? No problem. Raise every hand in position. Notice his sexy flop call. STAGE #1012407939: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 06:35:28 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealerSeat 3 - EEYORE_ ($809.90 in chips)Seat 4 - EPSS20 ($250.80 in chips)Seat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($1404 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($496 in chips)Seat 1 - NAISMITH ($800 in chips)EPSS20 - Posts small blind $2BILL35PLAYER - Posts big blind $4*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [9d As]ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Raises $16 to $16EEYORE_ - FoldsEPSS20 - Calls $14BILL35PLAYER - Calls $12*** FLOP *** [Jd 2c Ad]EPSS20 - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $40EPSS20 - Calls $40BILL35PLAYER - Calls $40*** TURN *** [Jd 2c Ad] [4s]EPSS20 - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $100EPSS20 - FoldsBILL35PLAYER - Calls $100*** RIVER *** [Jd 2c Ad 4s] [6d]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [3s Qd] (ace high)NAISMITH - Shows [9d As] (One pair, aces)NAISMITH Collects $364.50 from main pot

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STAGE #1014676080: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 07:08:08 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - SIMO123 ($114.40 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($99.11 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($507.48 in chips)Seat 2 - TIBCHY ($97.25 in chips)Seat 3 - KEVEX ($39.25 in chips)Seat 4 - LOLUCALLED ($126.84 in chips)HRH007 - Posts small blind $0.25PAPERCHAMPS - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [9c 9d] TIBCHY - FoldsKEVEX - Calls $0.50LOLUCALLED - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $2.75 to $2.75HRH007 - All-In(Raise) $98.86 to $99.11PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $98.61KEVEX - FoldsSIMO123 - Folds*** FLOP *** [4d Jd Qs]*** TURN *** [4d Jd Qs] [4s]*** RIVER *** [4d Jd Qs 4s] [Qc]*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [5s 2s] (Two Pair, queens and fours) HRH007 - Shows [Kh Kc] (Two Pair, kings and queens) HRH007 Collects $197.97 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($201.47) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [4d Jd Qs 4s Qc]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, queens and fours [5s 2s - B:Qs,B:Qc,B:4s,B:4d,B:Jd] Seat 2: TIBCHY Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: KEVEX Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: LOLUCALLED Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: HRH007 (small blind) won Total ($197.97) All-In HI:($197.97) with Two Pair, kings and queens [Kh Kc - P:Kh,P:Kc,B:Qs,B:Qc,B:Jd]

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Ummm, maybe bluffing is a bad idea.STAGE #1012409164: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 06:40:10 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealerSeat 2 - 10SFOX ($716.05 in chips)Seat 3 - EEYORE_ ($823.70 in chips)Seat 4 - EPSS20 ($280.55 in chips)Seat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($1154.35 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($490 in chips)Seat 1 - NAISMITH ($1002.50 in chips)EEYORE_ - Posts small blind $2EPSS20 - Posts big blind $4*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [10h Ks]BILL35PLAYER - Raises $24 to $24ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Calls $2410SFOX - FoldsEEYORE_ - FoldsEPSS20 - Folds*** FLOP *** [Js Qd Jc]BILL35PLAYER - Bets $20NAISMITH - Calls $20*** TURN *** [Js Qd Jc] [6h]BILL35PLAYER - Bets $4NAISMITH - Raises $77 to $77BILL35PLAYER - Calls $73*** RIVER *** [Js Qd Jc 6h] [10c]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [8d Ad] (One pair, jacks)NAISMITH - Shows [10h Ks] (Two Pair, jacks and tens)NAISMITH Collects $244.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($24 | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [Js Qd Jc 6h 10c]Seat 1: NAISMITH won Total ($244.50) HI$244.50) with Two Pair, jacks and tens [10h Ks - B:Js,B:Jc,P:10h,B:10c,P:Ks]

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This is a really bad non-value bet on the river:STAGE #1012412009: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 06:50:51 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealerSeat 1 - NAISMITH ($1047.10 in chips)Seat 2 - 10SFOX ($686.05 in chips)Seat 3 - EEYORE_ ($823.90 in chips)Seat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($624.85 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($456 in chips)10SFOX - Posts small blind $2EEYORE_ - Posts big blind $4*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [As 9h]BILL35PLAYER - Calls $4ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Raises $20 to $2010SFOX - FoldsEEYORE_ - FoldsBILL35PLAYER - Calls $16*** FLOP *** [Kd 2c 8s]BILL35PLAYER - Bets $8NAISMITH - Calls $8*** TURN *** [Kd 2c 8s] [9s]BILL35PLAYER - Bets $4NAISMITH - Raises $45 to $45BILL35PLAYER - Calls $41*** RIVER *** [Kd 2c 8s 9s] [5s]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [3h 3d] (One pair, threes)NAISMITH - Shows [As 9h] (One pair, nines)NAISMITH Collects $148.50 from main pot

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STAGE #1014678979: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 07:18:36 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - HRH007 ($183.99 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($364.67 in chips)Seat 2 - TIBCHY ($94.63 in chips)Seat 3 - KEVEX ($64.50 in chips)Seat 4 - LOLUCALLED ($126.69 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($157.20 in chips)PAPERCHAMPS - Posts small blind $0.25TIBCHY - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Kh 9c] KEVEX - Calls $0.50LOLUCALLED - FoldsSIMO123 - Raises $2.25 to $2.25HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $2TIBCHY - FoldsKEVEX - Calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [3c 5s 8c]PAPERCHAMPS - Bets $7.25KEVEX - Raises $14.50 to $14.50SIMO123 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $7.25*** TURN *** [3c 5s 8c] [Ad]PAPERCHAMPS - ChecksKEVEX - Bets $36.25PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $36.25*** RIVER *** [3c 5s 8c Ad] [9s]PAPERCHAMPS - ChecksKEVEX - All-In $11.50PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $11.50*** SHOW DOWN ***KEVEX - Shows [Qh Qs] (One pair, queens) PAPERCHAMPS - MucksKEVEX Collects $128.25 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($131.75) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [3c 5s 8c Ad 9s]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [Kd 5h] Seat 2: TIBCHY (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: KEVEX won Total ($128.25) All-In HI:($128.25) with One pair, queens [Qh Qs - P:Qs,P:Qh,B:Ad,B:9s,B:8c] Seat 4: LOLUCALLED Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: SIMO123 Folded on the FLOPSeat 6: HRH007 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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I said...BLUFFING IS A BAD IDEA.STAGE #1012413526: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 06:56:34 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealerSeat 3 - EEYORE_ ($891.40 in chips)Seat 4 - EPSS20 ($694.95 in chips)Seat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($494.85 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($415 in chips)Seat 1 - NAISMITH ($1210.10 in chips)Seat 2 - SCOTTYVU ($160 in chips)EPSS20 - Posts small blind $2BILL35PLAYER - Posts big blind $4SCOTTYVU - sitout (wait for B*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Qs 8h]ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Raises $16 to $16EEYORE_ - FoldsEPSS20 - Calls $14BILL35PLAYER - Calls $12*** FLOP *** [Ac Kc 6d]EPSS20 - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - Bets $16NAISMITH - Raises $56 to $56EPSS20 - FoldsBILL35PLAYER - Calls $40*** TURN *** [Ac Kc 6d] [8d]BILL35PLAYER - Bets $16NAISMITH - Raises $138 to $138BILL35PLAYER - Calls $122*** RIVER *** [Ac Kc 6d 8d] [9d]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [Kd 4s] (One pair, kings)NAISMITH - MucksBILL35PLAYER Collects $432.50 from main pot

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Another bad lack of value bet.STAGE #1012416661: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 07:08:00 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - EPSS20 ($537.25 in chips)Seat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($589.15 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($344 in chips)Seat 1 - NAISMITH ($1317.10 in chips)Seat 2 - SCOTTYVU ($87 in chips)Seat 3 - EEYORE_ ($947.90 in chips)BILL35PLAYER - Posts small blind $2ANINKA - Posts big blind $4*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Qs 7s]NAISMITH - Raises $16 to $16SCOTTYVU - FoldsEEYORE_ - FoldsEPSS20 - Calls $16BILL35PLAYER - Calls $14ANINKA - Calls $12*** FLOP *** [8d Qc 5d]BILL35PLAYER - Bets $4ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Raises $50 to $50EPSS20 - FoldsBILL35PLAYER - Calls $46*** TURN *** [8d Qc 5d] [6h]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $114BILL35PLAYER - Calls $114*** RIVER *** [8d Qc 5d 6h] [Kc]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [2c 8h] (One pair, eights)NAISMITH - Shows [Qs 7s] (One pair, queens)NAISMITH Collects $388.50 from main potHI:lost with One pair, eights [2c 8h - P:8h,B:8d,B:Kc,B:Qc,B:6h]Seat 6: ANINKA (big blind) Folded on the FLOP

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These two use the exact same opposite-of-Cardrunners training site.

STAGE #1014695692: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-27 08:17:15 (ET)Table: ONTARIO (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealerSeat 2 - BASJE ($32.90 in chips)Seat 3 - QWERTZTREW ($21.50 in chips)Seat 4 - MRBLUFFER1 ($70.75 in chips)Seat 5 - SIMO123 ($263.85 in chips)Seat 6 - HRH007 ($363.78 in chips)Seat 1 - PAPERCHAMPS ($213.90 in chips)QWERTZTREW - Posts small blind $0.25MRBLUFFER1 - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to SIMO123 [Jh 9h] SIMO123 - Raises $1.75 to $1.75HRH007 - FoldsPAPERCHAMPS - Calls $1.75BASJE - FoldsQWERTZTREW - FoldsMRBLUFFER1 - Calls $1.25*** FLOP *** [10h 5h 2c]MRBLUFFER1 - ChecksSIMO123 - Bets $4PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $4MRBLUFFER1 - Folds*** TURN *** [10h 5h 2c] [4h]SIMO123 - Bets $11PAPERCHAMPS - Calls $11*** RIVER *** [10h 5h 2c 4h] [Kc]SIMO123 - Bets $44PAPERCHAMPS - Raises $88 to $88SIMO123 - Calls $44*** SHOW DOWN ***PAPERCHAMPS - Shows [Kd 3h] (One pair, kings) SIMO123 - Shows [Jh 9h] (Flush, jack high) SIMO123 Collects $208 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($211.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [10h 5h 2c 4h Kc]Seat 1: PAPERCHAMPS HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kd 3h - P:Kd,B:Kc,B:10h,B:5h,B:4h] Seat 2: BASJE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: QWERTZTREW (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: MRBLUFFER1 (big blind) Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: SIMO123 won Total ($208) HI:($208) with Flush, jack high [Jh 9h - P:Jh,B:10h,P:9h,B:5h,B:4h] Seat 6: HRH007 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
STAGE #1012407939: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2008-06-24 06:35:28 (ET)Table: MELBA AVE (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealerSeat 3 - EEYORE_ ($809.90 in chips)Seat 4 - EPSS20 ($250.80 in chips)Seat 5 - BILL35PLAYER ($1404 in chips)Seat 6 - ANINKA ($496 in chips)Seat 1 - NAISMITH ($800 in chips)EPSS20 - Posts small blind $2BILL35PLAYER - Posts big blind $4*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [9d As]ANINKA - FoldsNAISMITH - Raises $16 to $16EEYORE_ - FoldsEPSS20 - Calls $14BILL35PLAYER - Calls $12*** FLOP *** [Jd 2c Ad]EPSS20 - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $40EPSS20 - Calls $40BILL35PLAYER - Calls $40*** TURN *** [Jd 2c Ad] [4s]EPSS20 - ChecksBILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Bets $100EPSS20 - FoldsBILL35PLAYER - Calls $100*** RIVER *** [Jd 2c Ad 4s] [6d]BILL35PLAYER - ChecksNAISMITH - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***BILL35PLAYER - Shows [3s Qd] (ace high)NAISMITH - Shows [9d As] (One pair, aces)NAISMITH Collects $364.50 from main pot
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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Ac Jh As 10s] DONSTER222 - FoldsGAM3PLAYER - Folds1SEXYDANCER - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $2BLISS001 - Calls $2FLAMINGRADIO - Raises $11 to $11RIVERDREAMER - FoldsLOLPWNU - FoldsDUMOINELAKE - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Raises $36 to $38BLISS001 - FoldsFLAMINGRADIO - Calls $27*** FLOP *** [Ah 9c 7h]OOODANNYBOY - All-In $42FLAMINGRADIO - Calls $42*** TURN *** [Ah 9c 7h] [2h]*** RIVER *** [Ah 9c 7h 2h] [6d]*** SHOW DOWN ***OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Ac Jh As 10s] (Three of a kind, aces) FLAMINGRADIO - Shows [Jc 8c 7d 8h] (One pair, eights) OOODANNYBOY Collects $162 from main pot

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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Ac Jh As 10s] DONSTER222 - FoldsGAM3PLAYER - Folds1SEXYDANCER - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $2BLISS001 - Calls $2FLAMINGRADIO - Raises $11 to $11RIVERDREAMER - FoldsLOLPWNU - FoldsDUMOINELAKE - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Raises $36 to $38BLISS001 - FoldsFLAMINGRADIO - Calls $27*** FLOP *** [Ah 9c 7h]OOODANNYBOY - All-In $42FLAMINGRADIO - Calls $42*** TURN *** [Ah 9c 7h] [2h]*** RIVER *** [Ah 9c 7h 2h] [6d]*** SHOW DOWN ***OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Ac Jh As 10s] (Three of a kind, aces) FLAMINGRADIO - Shows [Jc 8c 7d 8h] (One pair, eights) OOODANNYBOY Collects $162 from main pot
It's nice when this happens, but it's not nice when the guy turns over 8h10h5h5x and always gets there.
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