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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [7c 7s] OOODANNYBOY - Raises $1.75 to $1.75MILKSLINGER - FoldsROBLUC86 - FoldsSULCATA - FoldsSTOJAK - Calls $1.25*** FLOP *** [Qd Kc 10d]STOJAK - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $2STOJAK - Calls $2*** TURN *** [Qd Kc 10d] [10c]STOJAK - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** RIVER *** [Qd Kc 10d 10c] [Jh]STOJAK - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $4STOJAK - Calls $4*** SHOW DOWN ***OOODANNYBOY - Shows [7c 7s] (Two Pair, tens and sevens) STOJAK - Shows [Qs 3s] (Two Pair, queens and tens) STOJAK Collects $14.50 from main pot
I honestly have no idea what you are doing on the river. Your bet is fantastic for getting value from any pair. The problem is that any pair beats you.
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I honestly have no idea what you are doing on the river. Your bet is fantastic for getting value from any pair. The problem is that any pair beats you.
AP - home of the fearless river value bet, because you will never get raised, even by the nuts...
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I honestly have no idea what you are doing on the river. Your bet is fantastic for getting value from any pair. The problem is that any pair beats you.
end of 8 hours of playing, i was shocked he insta called that bet.
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end of 8 hours of playing, i was shocked he insta called that bet.
First time playing on AP?
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OOODANNYBOY: Whats the deal with the new promotions, are these going to take the place of the points system?VIP Host: It will be launched pretty soon and details will be known upon launching OOODANNYBOY: around the first of the month maybe?VIP Host: Yes, most likely. Discuss.

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OOODANNYBOY: Whats the deal with the new promotions, are these going to take the place of the points system?VIP Host: It will be launched pretty soon and details will be known upon launching OOODANNYBOY: around the first of the month maybe?VIP Host: Yes, most likely. Discuss.
WHAT NEW PROMOTIONS
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Exact sentiments. I highly doubt it's a good thing.Crossing fingers for 10c per point as opposed to the old 1c per point riff raff!
I am potentially very upset about this, as I am on the verge of points for cash. On the other hand, if AP screws up their loyalty program, maybe I can stop playing there, finally.Maybe they will drop the contributed and go to dealt in, that would be nice. But I don't want fame, I WANT MONEY.
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FUCK RELOAD BONUSES!!!!!without netteller and epassporte, it's impossible to reload! Notice how they are all 50% now and they were like 15% back a couple months ago. grumble. They also informed my buddy that his 100% deposit bonus expired on Monday. Things are going bad. Bonus dollars never used to expire. They yanked $200 from his account.

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FUCK RELOAD BONUSES!!!!!without netteller and epassporte, it's impossible to reload! Notice how they are all 50% now and they were like 15% back a couple months ago. grumble. They also informed my buddy that his 100% deposit bonus expired on Monday. Things are going bad. Bonus dollars never used to expire. They yanked $200 from his account.
ewallet express retard, we talked about this. :club:
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I have had Neteller, Firepay, and Epassporte. I'm done with verifying stuff etc until US makes it easier.
lighting money on fire cause you are stubborn seems like a bad trait for a poker player but to each their own.
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Well that trait isn't nearly as bad for poker as sucking at poker. I like to stack my bad traits up, it makes it all the more satisfying when I overcome!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!
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Of the horrible hands I've played in my life, this might actually be the worst one I've ever played. :)Stage #1013772473: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $2 - 2008-06-26 01:03:59 (ET)Table: DELAWARE ST (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - NAISMITH ($228.93 in chips)Seat 6 - JOEGRIFF ($41.90 in chips)NAISMITH - Posts small blind $1JOEGRIFF - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [3h 4s]NAISMITH - Raises $5 to $6JOEGRIFF - Raises $10 to $12NAISMITH - Calls $6*** FLOP *** [6h Jh Kh]JOEGRIFF - Bets $2NAISMITH - Calls $2*** TURN *** [6h Jh Kh] [4c]JOEGRIFF - Bets $14NAISMITH - Calls $14*** RIVER *** [6h Jh Kh 4c] [2h]JOEGRIFF - All-In $13.90NAISMITH - Calls $13.90*** SHOW DOWN ***JOEGRIFF - Shows [Js Jd] (Three of a kind, jacks)NAISMITH - Shows [3h 4s] (Flush, king high)NAISMITH Collects $83.30 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($83.80) | Rake ($0.50)Board [6h Jh Kh 4c 2h]Seat 4: NAISMITH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($83.30) HI$83.30) with Flush, king high [3h 4s - B:Kh,B:Jh,B:6h,P:3h,B:2h]Seat 6: JOEGRIFF (big blind) HI:lost with Three of a kind, jacks [Js Jd - P:Js,B:Jh,P:Jd,B:Kh,B:6h]

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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [10d 10h] JB123123 - Raises $1.50 to $1.50OOODANNYBOY - Raises $5.25 to $5.25AGAZOOM - FoldsVLACO - FoldsFRUKTMUSLI - FoldsJB123123 - Calls $3.75*** FLOP *** [Jc 4c 6d]JB123123 - All-In $12.85OOODANNYBOY - Calls $12.85*** TURN *** [Jc 4c 6d] [Qs]*** RIVER *** [Jc 4c 6d Qs] [2s]*** SHOW DOWN ***JB123123 - Shows [Kd Qh] (One pair, queens) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [10d 10h] (One pair, tens) JB123123 Collects $34.65 from main potinternuts :club:

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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Qc 9s] PAY_JUMP - FoldsPOCKETACES4M - Calls $0.50MONTAGNAIS - Raises $4.50 to $4.50UPYOURARSE - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - FoldsPOCKETACES4M - Calls $4*** FLOP *** [7d 3d 4s]POCKETACES4M - ChecksMONTAGNAIS - Bets $130POCKETACES4M - All-In $24.70MONTAGNAIS - returned ($105.30) : not called*** TURN *** [7d 3d 4s] [3s]*** RIVER *** [7d 3d 4s 3s] [7s]*** SHOW DOWN ***POCKETACES4M - Shows [Js 10c] (Two Pair, sevens and threes) MONTAGNAIS - Shows [Ad Kd] (Two Pair, sevens and threes) MONTAGNAIS Collects $55.70 from main pot

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*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Ac Ad] MERAKECOW - Raises $2 to $2DEAFNESS - FoldsMONTAGNAIS - Calls $2ROLLEDUPMAMA - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Raises $5 to $5.25KIDDCHECKERS - Raises $19.25 to $19.75MERAKECOW - FoldsMONTAGNAIS - Calls $17.75OOODANNYBOY - Calls $14.50*** FLOP *** [5c 7s 4h]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksKIDDCHECKERS - All-In $27MONTAGNAIS - Calls $27OOODANNYBOY - All-In(Raise) $50.68 to $50.68MONTAGNAIS - Calls $23.68*** TURN *** [5c 7s 4h] [2s]*** RIVER *** [5c 7s 4h 2s] [Jc]*** SHOW DOWN ***KIDDCHECKERS - Shows [Kc Kh] (One pair, kings) MONTAGNAIS - Shows [3c 3s] (One pair, threes) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Ac Ad] (One pair, aces) OOODANNYBOY Collects $46.62 from side pot-1OOODANNYBOY Collects $139.49 from main pot

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Don't take money from Montagnais!
he has been three tabling with me all night, i am sitting on my second $200 stack of the night.EDIT: he wacked me once.*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Qc Qh] ROLLEDUPMAMA - Calls $0.50OOODANNYBOY - Raises $2.25 to $2.25DJ_JIM - FoldsMERAKECOW - FoldsNAGARJUNA - FoldsMONTAGNAIS - Calls $1.75ROLLEDUPMAMA - Calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [5c 8s 10s]MONTAGNAIS - All-In $46.95ROLLEDUPMAMA - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $46.95*** TURN *** [5c 8s 10s] [3c]*** RIVER *** [5c 8s 10s 3c] [Ah]*** SHOW DOWN ***MONTAGNAIS - Shows [8d 5h] (Two Pair, eights and fives) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Qc Qh] (One pair, queens) MONTAGNAIS Collects $97.40 from main potEDIT2: Wacked him back*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [8c 10c] MONTAGNAIS - Calls $0.50DEAFNESS - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Raises $2.25 to $2.25DINHOOK - FoldsDITKA05 - FoldsNAGARJUNA - FoldsMONTAGNAIS - Calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [Qc Kd Js]MONTAGNAIS - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $3.50MONTAGNAIS - Calls $3.50*** TURN *** [Qc Kd Js] [Jc]MONTAGNAIS - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** RIVER *** [Qc Kd Js Jc] [3c]MONTAGNAIS - Bets $16OOODANNYBOY - All-In(Raise) $87.28 to $87.28MONTAGNAIS - Calls $71.28*** SHOW DOWN ***OOODANNYBOY - Shows [8c 10c] (Flush, queen high) MONTAGNAIS - MucksOOODANNYBOY Collects $183.31 from main pot
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