zmoney 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 2) my boyfriend wants me to devote more attention to him.No one asked about your sexual orientation or how your relationship was going. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 No one asked about your sexual orientation or how your relationship was going.That's such a stretch and so far on the other side of funny I don't even know what to say.Word of advice....Let the funny come to you, don't try to force it. Link to post Share on other sites
zmoney 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 That's such a stretch and so far on the other side of funny I don't even know what to say.Word of advice....Let the funny come to you, don't try to force it.Im ashamed Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 No one asked about your sexual orientation or how your relationship was going. 11 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)10 Members: Jeepster80125, gmanshade, Balloon guy, Pot Odds RAC, sockrolid1, duckie143, bigstack1980, cubsfan44, XXEddie, DogpatchHow's it going, douche pal? Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 i went from an anonymous newbie to very well known contributor almost overnight.lol @ contributorYou went from an anonymous newbie to the village idiot almost overnight. I'll give you that.People want you back bc you might be legally retarded, shouldn't warning signs be going off in your head or something? Link to post Share on other sites
Veener Schnitz 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 and the thread continues. Link to post Share on other sites
ThePhoenix88 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Crap. I brought him back. I didn't mean to I swear. Link to post Share on other sites
Ex_Matt 0 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 LOLI bet it looked like a ****ing case of pepsi to her. Link to post Share on other sites
conor_mw 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 why would you bump this? not this again.your retarded. Link to post Share on other sites
Sc00by 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 just tell her youre sorry and that you will have a three way with her and the girlfriend of her choiceworks like a charmlolz Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Didn't I read somewhere that any thread with the term "gmanshade show" would be immediately locked?Lock it up! Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I still wouldn't be the least bit shocked to find out it was Phil Hellmuth's jopke account the entire time, and Daniel was in on it. Talk about your free publicity and 3rd person ego-stroking. Link to post Share on other sites
beforetoday4 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 she made dinner for our anniversary, got wine, and gave me a picture of the two of us on the beach in santo domingo for my desk at the office and two tickets (pretty good seats, actually) for me and a friend to a yankees game in late september. when i saw all of this i was thinking about giving her something in addition to the case--i was going to tell her the other gift was on the way and shipping was delayed--but once i gave her the drink all hell broke loose.Hahahaha. I used to see this in someone's (?) signature, and thought "What is that all about?"I have for some reason been oblivious to this, I'm guessing, classic thread.I think this beats out the Pottery thread for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 one of the reasons the fight erupted so big is because i called her a hypocrite. she is always saying i am thinking of "I-I-I" instead of "we," and I told her that i thought "we" to buy the pro player drink because i figured one of us would drink it--hopefully her, but if not then me. I told her she was making it about "I", herself, but she didn't want to listen to that. she made dinner for our anniversary, got wine, and gave me a picture of the two of us on the beach in santo domingo for my desk at the office and two tickets (pretty good seats, actually) for me and a friend to a yankees game in late september. when i saw all of this i was thinking about giving her something in addition to the case--i was going to tell her the other gift was on the way and shipping was delayed--but once i gave her the drink all hell broke loose.Go to the game? Enjoy it? Link to post Share on other sites
firingblind 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 OMG this thread is so damn funny, I am literally laughing so hard in my cubicle, I have tears running down my face. Now my coworkers realy think im insane... started with muted giggling, then a couple stifled laughs, then full out, head-on-desk uncontrollable laughter as they stare on at me. This thread is gold... there's like 10-12 different quotes I want to use as my sig now. Thanks to the OP for the anniversary bomb of the century, and the rest of the replies... you have 100% made this Friday afternoon countdown to the weekend an enjoyable one! *EDIT*- Just realized this was a bumped thread...ahh who the F cares, was still hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 My birthday was last week, but I'm not with my boyfriend anymore. No stupid gifts this year! I actually received a very thoughtful gift from a male friend who is just a friend. He took me out to dinner and gave me a book. I know it sounds stupid, but it was perfect because it really spoke to me and it showed that he really knew me. Later that night, probably due to the combination of a wonderful evening, such a thoughtful gift, and more than a little wine, we ended up sleeping together. It was such a perfect birthday.I regret it now. It has made our friendship awkward and now I look for excuses to avoid seeing him when before I always enjoyed our time together.I wish he had just given me a case of Pro Player. Link to post Share on other sites
beforetoday4 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 My birthday was last week, but I'm not with my boyfriend anymore. No stupid gifts this year! I actually received a very thoughtful gift from a male friend who is just a friend. He took me out to dinner and gave me a book. I know it sounds stupid, but it was perfect because it really spoke to me and it showed that he really knew me. Later that night, probably due to the combination of a wonderful evening, such a thoughtful gift, and more than a little wine, we ended up sleeping together. It was such a perfect birthday.I regret it now. It has made our friendship awkward and now I look for excuses to avoid seeing him when before I always enjoyed our time together.I wish he had just given me a case of Pro Player.If this post is 100% true, then this is golden.Who would have though after all this time that the quickest way to get a girl in bed is a...book? Link to post Share on other sites
BobVersion1 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 My birthday was last week, but I'm not with my boyfriend anymore. No stupid gifts this year! I actually received a very thoughtful gift from a male friend who is just a friend. He took me out to dinner and gave me a book. I know it sounds stupid, but it was perfect because it really spoke to me and it showed that he really knew me. Later that night, probably due to the combination of a wonderful evening, such a thoughtful gift, and more than a little wine, we ended up sleeping together. It was such a perfect birthday.I regret it now. It has made our friendship awkward and now I look for excuses to avoid seeing him when before I always enjoyed our time together.I wish he had just given me a case of Pro Player.That's how my wife is. She loves to read and if I get her a book for a gift, shes real happy. We were at Borders the other day and she hates spending money on herself, but for her birthday my parents got her a Borders gift certificate. So she had 3 books in her hand but there was another series of books she wanted...so me being the bad influence in shopping, was like come on...get them ALL...you know you wanna... lol so I got them off the shelf and placed them in her arms and pretty much made her get them lol. It was pretty funny. Probably more funny if you were there. Mmmhmmm. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Wow, that was like 20 minutes of non-stop laughing. Thank You OP! Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 That's how my wife is. She loves to read and if I get her a book for a gift, shes real happy. We were at Borders the other day and she hates spending money on herself, but for her birthday my parents got her a Borders gift certificate. So she had 3 books in her hand but there was another series of books she wanted...so me being the bad influence in shopping, was like come on...get them ALL...you know you wanna... lol so I got them off the shelf and placed them in her arms and pretty much made her get them lol. It was pretty funny. Probably more funny if you were there. Mmmhmmm.You sure do live on the edge, Bob. Hows the staking going? Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 That's how my wife is. She loves to read and if I get her a book for a gift, shes real happy. We were at Borders the other day and she hates spending money on herself, but for her birthday my parents got her a Borders gift certificate. So she had 3 books in her hand but there was another series of books she wanted...so me being the bad influence in shopping, was like come on...get them ALL...you know you wanna... lol so I got them off the shelf and placed them in her arms and pretty much made her get them lol. It was pretty funny. Probably more funny if you were there. Mmmhmmm.Ok, I understand when you're in person and you start telling a stupid/pointless story and half way through you're thinking "Wow this story sucks but I can't just stop now." But you're not in person, you're on the internet. Half way through of typing this you should've realized it was a stupid and pointless story and then simply clicked the red x in the top right of your screen. You would've saved a lot of us some precious seconds of our lives. Link to post Share on other sites
BobVersion1 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Ok, I understand when you're in person and you start telling a stupid/pointless story and half way through you're thinking "Wow this story sucks but I can't just stop now." But you're not in person, you're on the internet. Half way through of typing this you should've realized it was a stupid and pointless story and then simply clicked the red x in the top right of your screen. You would've saved a lot of us some precious seconds of our lives.On the bright side, I could have made it longer. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 That's how my wife is. She loves to read and if I get her a book for a gift, shes real happy. We were at Borders the other day and she hates spending money on herself, but for her birthday my parents got her a Borders gift certificate. So she had 3 books in her hand but there was another series of books she wanted...so me being the bad influence in shopping, was like come on...get them ALL...you know you wanna... lol so I got them off the shelf and placed them in her arms and pretty much made her get them lol. It was pretty funny. Probably more funny if you were there. Mmmhmmm.It's usually cheaper to buy them online than to purchase books in the store for full price. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 You would've saved a lot of us some precious seconds of our lives.Let's be honest, our time is not that valuable Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Let's be honest, our time is not that valuableTruer words hath never been spoken. Link to post Share on other sites
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