Reggie_Kray 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Just got back to our country hideaway cottage. Wow, what a night.It started ok, my brother got a bit peckish around 5.30 pm, he looked at me and said "Bruv Reg, fancy a bit of tucker down the boozer in the village?"I agreed and we got ready to go out, both in Armani suits, overcoats and trilby hats.We arrived in the pub, both ordered steak, chips, mushrooms and onion rings and waited for our food to arrive. We sat back with a drink each, my brother a treble brandy, me a pint of snakebite.The door opened and in walked a couple of geezers, they knew who we were straight away, we don`t need introductions, most people know a face when they see one, especially a notorious one."Hi Mr Kray, Mr Kray, can I buy you a drink?" the first one said, his name was Steve, a gamekeeper from the village."Yeah, get me the same again, and make it quick otherwise you`ll end up in a box" I replied.Steve got the drinks and sat down, his friend hadn`t said anything yet, turned out he was mute and called Dave.Well they knew we were poker sharps, our reputation even carries out into the sticks.Steve wanted to know if we fancied a friendly game, just while we were waiting for our grub to arrive.Yeah we did, only small stakes £40 to the winner, £10 each man bring in.Well, it turns out Dave beat my brother heads up, nothing surprising there you might think, until.. I looked at the cards more closely, marked cards. Marked by Dave as he had a beetroot boat race.I looked at my brother, gave him the wink. He grabbed Dave, I grabbed Steve, walked them out of the pub. Wondered for a while, where could we put these 2 jokers?Then it came to me, a ducking in the local duckpond. Well we marched them through the village, every curtain twitching as we walked until we arrived at the pond.We held their heads under the water for 2 minutes, they were struggling, then let go their collars, and pushed them in.Noone messes with the cards, and noone messes with us brothers... Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I found these stories more entertaining when they were tried to pass off as "somewhat believable" now we're just getting into blown up bars and assault and battery. Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 I found these stories more entertaining when they were tried to pass off as "somewhat believable" now we're just getting into blown up bars and assault and battery.I can only tell it as it is in my posts. I won`t embellish or add things which are not part of my life story.If my brother was here he would confirm it. Unfortunately he`s gone out for a bit of business, he`s meeting Armless Andy in a nightclub in Ipswich, see about muscling in there for a bit of protection.Andys retiring from the game, 34 years old and burnt out.. Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I can only tell it as it is in my posts. I won`t embellish or add things which are not part of my life story.If my brother was here he would confirm it. Unfortunately he`s gone out for a bit of business, he`s meeting Armless Andy in a nightclub in Ipswich, see about muscling in there for a bit of protection.Andys retiring from the game, 34 years old and burnt out..I have some friends over there that might be able to help you guys out, "Fat Bat" Francisco and Howie Feltersnatch... i'll PM you with more information. Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 I have some friends over there that might be able to help you guys out, "Fat Bat" Francisco and Howie Feltersnatch... i'll PM you with more information.Ok, they`ll need to be initiated by my brother before they go on the payroll though. We pay cash, no VAT, no Tax. When they`re in the Firm then they can consider themselves priviledged.We had a geezer from New York wanted a job over christmas, he was over here living in South London. To be honest he was in a bit of a pickle, jobless and living on the dole.He seemed ok, we gave him a job driving a transit van over to France to pick up some gear from Calais Charlie.He came back and tried to rip us off, well lets say the government are £80 a week better off...Just had a call from my brother, its kicking off in the nightclub so I`m needed. Apparantly one of Armless Andys goons is there and wanting 20%, noone gets that much, he needs to be taught a lesson.I`ll let you all know what happens at a later date... Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 you've grown on me mr kray. Well done Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 you've grown on me mr kray. Well done It's like I'm watching a new show on tv. Link to post Share on other sites
DaBruins 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 wait a sec.....your brother cleared your pubes? Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 funny how the dialect changed in the writing. Link to post Share on other sites
solo319 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 WTF am I reading what lame novel did this come from come on dude Link to post Share on other sites
trystero 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 This is very homoerotic. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i likey these. i give no crednece to thier validity (what man of said reputation would post on FCP?)but the language is great and the stories are good, OP proceed Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 This is very homoerotic.funny you'd say that, i heard his 'bruv' irl was a homosexual. Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 The OP's posts are best experienced if you read them in a British accent. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Armless Andy what a funny story. Link to post Share on other sites
JPOKER76 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Can't fight corruption with con tricks They use the law to commit crime And I dread, dread to think what the future will bring When we're living in gangster time Link to post Share on other sites
Teavis 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 funny you'd say that, i heard his 'bruv' irl was a homosexual.Agreed. Also you have to picture it being foggy and sometime in the late 1940s. Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Howie Feltersnatchhahahahahhahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
JeremyG 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 What did you learn from this story/example???...............I learned don't ever read the OP's posts........ ever again. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Ever have one of those friends who insisted on speaking in a phony Brittish accent? This guy reminds me of that sort of "bloke".Nothing wrong with writing stories. Heck, I too am an aspiring author. And really nothing wrong with sharing them here. Sort of a fun change of pace. But there is something, I don't know, creepy I guess, about developing an entire persona and insisting that you are that character. Too many role playing games as a kid.BTW - Apparently the Kray Brothers are gangsters from the 30's:http://www.crimelibrary.com/gangsters_outl...ay/index_1.html...and according to Wikipedia, Reginald "Reggie" Kray died in 2000http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Kray Link to post Share on other sites
Money022 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 wait a sec.....your brother cleared your pubes?With the finest pubic lice comb money can buy. Link to post Share on other sites
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