Collotto 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 On Pokerstars:"I'd like to give thanks to the Big Guy, the man behind the RNG, Lee Jones!"Or anywhere:"There are three reasons I won that pot: 1. My awesome pre-flop play. 2. My awesome post-flop play. 3. You suck....alot!" Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Shablazm! Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 These pretzels are makin' me thirsty Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 SEND THE BREAD TO FREDI think this is the winner. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Pass the Dutchie. Invite the table to sing along. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Kowabunga !!Adding Dude to the end really makes it hurt.Kowabunga was going to be my suggestion too !My standard response for any happy occassion is to burst into song with.......the hills are alive with the sound of music...lalalala. You've got to be willing to do this quite loudly and boldly hit those high notes.Or try "Come to Papa" as you rake in the chips Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Eat it you wussy clown eating pighole.NHI'm gonna try these two tonight if I ever win a pot:sarsaparillaandshenanigans Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I got another one.Do you all remember Andrew Dice Clay?Do you remember what he said...he would say when he orgasmed with a girlfriend?Yep..this is it:"YOU SHOULD GET CANCER, YOU PIECE OF ****!!!"Remember that you have to scream it at the top of your lungs. Online..you have to type it in caps. Link to post Share on other sites
opie 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Ooga chacka, ooga chacka, ooga ooga ooga chacka.... Link to post Share on other sites
capthowdy981 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 "This is easier than taking the panties off my daughter!"Should get 'em every time. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Ooga chacka, ooga chacka, ooga ooga ooga chacka....Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm hooked on a feeling.I'm high on believeing...That you're in love with me. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Now THATS what I'ma talkin' aBOUT!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 "I gave your mom gohnerria." Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 how aboot, "hey, where'd jerry go?" Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 MMMMMMMMMMMM BOP Link to post Share on other sites
DonkDonkDOnk 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 i usually say " your lucky i didnt take them all " if all in i always say " the donk got busted out " Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm hooked on a feeling.I'm high on believeing...That you're in love with me.Ohh, you guys are gonna so sorry you brought this up !! Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Ohh, you guys are gonna so sorry you brought this up !! Watching that video truly never gets old. Link to post Share on other sites
acesfull333 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 "sucks to be you""my kids thank you for the contribution to their college fund""you suck" Link to post Share on other sites
Mongoosey 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 [How about--img]mohoes[/img][How about--img]mohoes[/img] Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Nice job getting around the curse filter Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Ohh, you guys are gonna so sorry you brought this up !! Sorry my ass. I love every gloriously cheesy second of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Rowdy 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I was angry with this guy the other night who was making some really donk calls playing everything all the way to the river, and I finally hit an incredible full house and broke his bank, when the dealer was passing me the pot I said:"I slapped him to sleep now send me my peeps....." Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 "butter my balls"- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
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