HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Stating that you could kick Brock Lesnars ass because he's a "fake" wrestler. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Stating that you could kick Brock Lesnars ass because he's a "fake" wrestler.See below. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Having sex with Sal Paradise (edit: or zimmer apparently)Being a waitress and serving Randy too slowlySolicit newspaper sales from BeansSteal Mexico's McNuggetsStealing (but not actually using) a non-existent child's name from El Guapo's sister in law Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Bad Movie Ideain this movie, women would sleep with me, no?edit:Having sex with Sal ParadiseTHE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.I never understood this saying. How exactly can proof be in pudding?Dont get me wrong, I love pudding, but not with proof in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Olympics in China Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I never understood this saying. How exactly can proof be in pudding?Dont get me wrong, I love pudding, but not with proof in it.well you see suitedaces21, much like many other aspects of language in general, many phrases themselves tend to change over time, or "evolve" if you will, and this phrase was certainly not immune to this plight. it seems that the original phrase was "the proof of the pudding is in the eating," or that one can only ascertain the true merit of something by actually doing and experiencing that very thing.or Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 in this movie, women would sleep with me, no?edit:THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.or a simple STD test Link to post Share on other sites
Galactic Ray Jetworn 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 in this movie, women would sleep with me, no?They will want to, but you will turn them down!And then introduce them to your friends!Who will also turn them down. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 well you see suitedaces21, much like many other aspects of language in general, many phrases themselves tend to change over time, or "evolve" if you will, and this phrase was certainly not immune to this plight. it seems that the original phrase was "the proof of the pudding is in the eating," or that one can only ascertain the true merit of something by actually doing and experiencing that very thing.orvery well said, mr. paradise. but unfortunately i just watched the episode of Spin City where Mike leaves the show. and it brought me to tears.So i dont think im in the right emotional state to properly discuss pudding. maybe later. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 They will want to, but you will turn them down!And then introduce them to your friends!Who will also turn them down.I will pay to see this film! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Stealing (but not actually using) a non-existent child's name from El Guapo's sister in lawYes, this unfortunately is very very true. Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Voting for Barack Obama. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Bad movie idea: Ever since I've heard about battle movies such as Alien vs Predator I have wanted to direct my own battle movies. Except there is no plot, just a no holds barred 2 hour long battle to the death. It doesn't need to be in an arena or anything just a huge battle.First movie: Professor Dumbledore vs. GandalfIn Gandalfs corner is Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Sam, Frodo, Pippen, Merry, and Boromir.... the Fellowship of the Ring!!!In Dumbledore's corner is Dumbledore's army, and The Order of the Phoenix.On paper advantage goes to Dumbledore because of the sheer number of combatants in his corner, but those hobbits are crafty and it still isn't known what they are capable of on the battlefield.Second Movie: Inspector Carter vs. Axel FoleyIn Carter's corner: Jackie ChanIn Axel's corner: Detectives Taggart and RosewoodAdvantage goes to Carter because he has Jackie Chan which kinda makes things unfair. Taggart is a mean guy though and can possibly help Axel pull out the upset.Third Movie: King Leonidas vs. BeowulfIn Leonidas' corner: THE SPARTANS!!!!!!In Beowulf's corner: THE GEATS!!!!!Leonidas has the advantage because his spartan army beat the odds while killing thousands upon thousands of Persians. But has he stabbed a sea monster through the eye? Has he torn the heart out of a dragon. I think not. Beowulf is a great competitor and this should be an awesome battle.Obviously I have nothing better to do today? I have like 10 more movie ideas but I'm keeping them secret because I have already started writing some movie scripts. Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Eat Yellow Snow Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: Dawson Leery, RodReynolds, speedz99He's BackAlso: 3some? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Voting for Barack Obama.Did you fail to read the thread, not notice that it's supposed to be funny, or just make a conscious decision to be a buzzkill? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Bumping this thread.Living a life without seeing Radiohead live.Eating Lucky Charms. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Eating Lucky Charms.You serious, brah?I love me lucky charms. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Living a life without seeing Radiohead live.This bad idea of mine will be no more in a few days. Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Did you fail to read the thread, not notice that it's supposed to be funny, or just make a conscious decision to be a buzzkill?Just call me Buzz Killington, but this thread still isn't funny yet. Anywho....A bad idea when eating Mushrooms: Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's OK until the scene in the evil circus. After that you will want to go hide under a blanket for the next hour or so. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 1. put chair in garage2. douse chair in gasoline3. sit gas can right next to chair4. take off clothes5. sit in chair6. light matches Link to post Share on other sites
pokerinc 0 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Just call me Buzz Killington, but this thread still isn't funny yet. Anywho....A bad idea when eating Mushrooms: Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's OK until the scene in the evil circus. After that you will want to go hide under a blanket for the next hour or so.qfwillinducevomiting. just a stupid plan.I'd like to add along those lines, dropping acid and calling every family member in your cell phone. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerinc 0 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 the master cleanse. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 the master cleanse.Yeah, really Link to post Share on other sites
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