chrozzo 19 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 just show the man some love, he is posting on FCP from one of the biggest sh*tholes on planet Earth looking for a small dose of reality. Ive been to the Middle East myself, and trust me... you can't wait to come home. The guy is a poker player in the middle of sh*t-central so lets say YO whats up and cease with the BS 1 liners. He loves poker....we love poker...end of story. damn cmon people Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Give it to me, I'll get drunk and play some 200NL, or a few 100 tournaments, then give you half of the thousands. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 just show the man some love, he is posting on FCP from one of the biggest sh*tholes on planet Earth looking for a small dose of reality. Ive been to the Middle East myself, and trust me... you can't wait to come home. The guy is a poker player in the middle of sh*t-central so lets say YO whats up and cease with the BS 1 liners. He loves poker....we love poker...end of story. damn cmon peopleI'm not there YET... I don't leave for training until November 6, and I won't be "in country" until November 30. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 I'm not there YET... I don't leave for training until November 6, and I won't be "in country" until November 30.How long is the deployment gonna be? Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 How long is the deployment gonna be?6 months. and I'm gonna miss the shit out of those 2 beautiful pups in my avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyJoe 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 1/2 HU cash NL, high variance, lots of fun, lots of action. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 by the way, this is the most replies any of my threads have ever gotten. And without GrinderMJ! Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 FCP/ongame big deal tourney 300+20 Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 So, here's the deal. I'm leaving for Iraq in about 2 months. I've become insanely bored with poker, and dwindled my bankroll down to $330 from about $1500 via a visit to a great strip club in Niagara and transferring the rest into my TDAmeritrade account. With my remaining bankroll (or 'roll, as the cool kids call it), I'm looking to take a few risks to try to turn it into a good bit more so I can pamper my dogs while I'm in the desert, or even pay off my truck before I go. Beyond the "put it all on black" suggestion that someone will inevitably throw out, I'm looking for suggestions. A bunch of 24+2 guaranteeds on FT? a bunch of 40Ks on Party? Sitting with it all at a $500 max NL table? playing in a few big 100+9 tourneys? Let me know what crosses your mind... only good ideas and those suggested by a special few respected posters will be considered... I've already checked, and blowing it all on a hooker here isn't worth it.1) Thanks.2) Good luck. Seriously. Come back safe, dude. 3) Transfer it to me -- I'm pretty good. No promises, though.4) Did I say "thanks?"5) Honestly ... you couldn't find anywhere to stuff the last $330 at the nudie bar? 6) I think Muslims cut your **** off for consorting with hookers, BTW. 7. It's just $330 -- there will be a time over there when it don't matter at all.8) In case you missed it, I just wanted to say "thanks" for doing this so I can sit on my *** and watch porn, play poker and do what comes naturally. I think I just said too much. 9) Oh ... just re-read ... you wanted to know what YOU could do with it. ****, I dunno. I hear people get great results from online blackjack. (Just search "online blackjack" in this forum and see what you get.) GL, man. Let us know when you get back. Link to post Share on other sites
Batch 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 why cant you guys give this man a serious answer....did you not read he is going to ****in Iraq....while you dooshes are wakin up at noon jerkin off and playing 1/2 NL in your undies this man is fighting OUR war show him some goddamn respect and advise him about his 300 bucks without your wise *** BS. The guy is posting on a forum from the middle of sh*thole central. Show him some damn respect and put the smart *** crap on the backburner for one minute....tyvm have a nice dayits his choice to fight this ghey war so eat a bag of crap. And op, play 10-20 sh limit Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 its his choice to fight this ghey war so eat a bag of crap. And op, play 10-20 sh limit Eat AIDS. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Since you're bored with poker right now, I'd suggest taking a break. If you are anything like me in reguards to poker, you'll want to play at some point between now and November. It'd suck if you had to redeposit just to get in some flops.Take a short break, then play way out of your BR at whatever poker game you feel you are best at. It wouldn't be smart to sit at a 2/4NL table if you normally play LHE. good luck man, play well and come back in one piece Eat AIDS.This made me think of Bluff and smile. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Buy a bible to read while you're over there(not meant as a joke). The time over there will give you a chance to become more spiritual(if you already aren't). If you are already religious, donate it to your church. Link to post Share on other sites
Batch 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Eat AIDS.go and take a big black **** in the bum and gain aids Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 Eat AIDS.Thanks bro. Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Give it to me, I'll get drunk and play some 200NL, or a few 100 tournaments, then give you half of the thousands.If this man is as good as everyone says he is drunk, this might be the best idea yet.Oh, and good luck man. Link to post Share on other sites
Batch 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Buy a bible to read while you're over there(not meant as a joke). The time over there will give you a chance to become more spiritual(if you already aren't). If you are already religious, donate it to your church.religion is bullshit.Bunch of made up bullshit Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 Buy a bible to read while you're over there(not meant as a joke). The time over there will give you a chance to become more spiritual(if you already aren't). If you are already religious, donate it to your church.I'm not religious, and I'll never be religious. While I'm there, though... in the little bit of free time I have while working 12+ hour days every single day, I'm gonna write a book... and 50%... at least... of the proceeds will go to local animal shelters. Which'll be ALOT, cuz I write real gud. Link to post Share on other sites
sdnuol 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 i think you should write a book about how much it sucks to work for US gov why cant you guys give this man a serious answer....did you not read he is going to ****in Iraq....while you dooshes are wakin up at noon jerkin off and playing 1/2 NL in your undies this man is fighting OUR war show him some goddamn respect and advise him about his 300 bucks without your wise *** BS. The guy is posting on a forum from the middle of sh*thole central. Show him some damn respect and put the smart *** crap on the backburner for one minute....tyvm have a nice dayi respect him, but its not my war. it may be a war that my country is in, but i didnt vote for this war. its not mine. not saying its a horrible thing either. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 i think you should write a book about how much it sucks to work for US govI think you should blow me, because while I maintain religious and political beliefs that differ from those in charge, I'm still getting paid and being able to support my family of 3.... myself and my 2 furries. Link to post Share on other sites
Batch 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 I think you should blow me, because while I maintain religious and political beliefs that differ from those in charge, I'm still getting paid and being able to support my family of 3.... myself and my 2 furries.not if you get taken out Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Thanks bro.Man is in the Military I'm busting heads with him if the fight breaks out in the bar.Even Chair... err, Air Force.Kidding with the last part, my dad wore blue. Link to post Share on other sites
Spence 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Batch you are retarded.Thanks for your time.If you want a good rush play 10/20 LHE HU with your $330.If you get on a decent streak can get $1000 real fast.Just my 2 cents. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 I think you should blow me, because while I maintain religious and political beliefs that differ from those in charge, I'm still getting paid and being able to support my family of 3.... myself and my 2 furries.I thought you said you'll never be religious. I'm confused. Link to post Share on other sites
Batch 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Batch you are retarded.Thanks for your time.If you want a good rush play 10/20 LHE HU with your $330.If you get on a decent streak can get $1000 real fast.Just my 2 cents.go for the gusto baby. Then if you get to 1k you can play 50-100 B) Link to post Share on other sites
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