AcesUp46 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I just read the latest copy of the FCP newsletter that was emailed to me. There was this one horrendous joke. FCP_Info, are you responsible for this????Pack UpA man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin."Where the heck have you been?" she asked."You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?""It wasn't easy. Honest, I had to fold with a royal flush." Link to post Share on other sites
FatBurger 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Why would he fold? A royal flush is a pretty good hand Link to post Share on other sites
bascomeb 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Why would he fold? A royal flush is a pretty good hand sw? seriously?because he wanted to lose..... Link to post Share on other sites
FatBurger 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 sw? seriously?because he wanted to lose..... WTF? Why would he want to lose? Link to post Share on other sites
bascomeb 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 WTF? Why would he want to lose?because his wife is hideous Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 ***thehidden's brain and blood is now splattered all over his wall from reading this thread****seriously i thought this might be serious, i came in here ready to fight for BOB Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 Which lowly paid summer intern is responsible for the bad joke?? We demand answers. Link to post Share on other sites
kennyg1966 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I just read the latest copy of the FCP newsletter that was emailed to me. There was this one horrendous joke. FCP_Info, are you responsible for this????Pack UpA man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin."Where the heck have you been?" she asked."You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?""It wasn't easy. Honest, I had to fold with a royal flush."get a fucking life it's a JOKE Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 get a fucking life it's a JOKE Relax buddy. Breathe in...count 1, 2, 3. Now breathe out. Relax.... Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch. priceless Link to post Share on other sites
CrAcKeDaCeS 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 pricelessFatman....Steven Gerrard is a cheater!!! His dive screwed us out of 3 points! Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Fatman....Steven Gerrard is a cheater!!! His dive screwed us out of 3 points!Steven Gerrard is the best midfielder in England. One dive here or there doesn't change this. Link to post Share on other sites
FatBurger 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 because his wife is hideousOoooohhhhhhh.......... Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Steven Gerrard is the best midfielder in England. One dive here or there doesn't change this.i have to agree lol Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch.what a coincidencesteve dannenman's looking for work. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch.Thats wrong! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Why would he fold? A royal flush is a pretty good hand sw? seriously?because he wanted to lose..... It doesn't get any better Link to post Share on other sites
FatBurger 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 It doesn't get any betterYou must not have seen the original joke, then. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 You must not have seen the original joke, then.No I saw it, how could I understand the context if didn't read the joke first? Link to post Share on other sites
gilbertology 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I think Bob googled poker jokes and this was the best there was. Link to post Share on other sites
FatBurger 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 No I saw it, how could I understand the context if didn't read the joke first?Oh right, I guess that's true Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Thats wrong!Now that was a man with vision..with passion..down for the cause. Link to post Share on other sites
edge52 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 because his wife is hideousEver notice how a joke loses all funiness once someone explains it? yeaaaaaah........ Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I think Bob googled poker jokes and this was the best there was.comeon, dead hooker and blow...just insert joke aroudn it and you have an awsome poker jopke Link to post Share on other sites
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