fcp at work crew

[renaedawn 1]

Checking in.Not that it matters.

Sometimes I feel the same way.

I miss you, Sugar.And I miss you too, Sugar.Now the fun part is figuring out which of you I meant in which sentence. :wink: :twisted:

[poguemahone68 0]

work got in the way of my posting and then I had to catch up on the reading.I've said it before and I'll say it again. Hand jobs are lame. I don't care if you're the the handjob princess of Indiana or Oklahoma, suck it of fuck it, don't jerk on it.It's just a weird thing, cause I don't think I'd want to suck my own dick, but I'd rather give myself a handjob than let a woman.and Jeff and Chuck, who did you fool with that shit?

you, i think, among others.

zerothere was no substance to your little fight. it came out of the blue, pun intended. At best, you had me confused, but certainly not believing you were actually arguing.

[mulhs82 2]

work got in the way of my posting and then I had to catch up on the reading.I've said it before and I'll say it again. Hand jobs are lame. I don't care if you're the the handjob princess of Indiana or Oklahoma, suck it of fuck it, don't jerk on it.It's just a weird thing, cause I don't think I'd want to suck my own dick, but I'd rather give myself a handjob than let a woman.and Jeff and Chuck, who did you fool with that shit?

you, i think, among others.

zerothere was no substance to your little fight. it came out of the blue, pun intended. At best, you had me confused, but certainly not believing you were actually arguing.

I already admitted to being gotten, but i was able to find a reason through convoluted dot connecting.

[TJ_Eckleburg 0]

Checking in.Not that it matters.

Sometimes I feel the same way.

I miss you, Sugar.And I miss you too, Sugar.Now the fun part is figuring out which of you I meant in which sentence. :wink: :twisted:

Nice to be missed and nice to be considered sugary in at least some capacity (:LIfe is crazy right now. School is hard but fun... and I love my new place with the noticeable exception of STILL not having internet.I really do hope to be posting more when I get internet in my new apartment.

[poguemahone68 0]

I will not knock renae out of the Neg-O tonight, as I will be too short stacked as usual until she is long gone, where I will make a comeback.

[renaedawn 1]

Anybody notice that the action moves sooooo muuuuuuuch slooooooower at .25/.50 than at .05/.10? The cards are the same? What the hell are these cocksuckers thinking about?Does that happen at other levels too?

[poguemahone68 0]

Anybody notice that the action moves sooooo muuuuuuuch slooooooower at .25/.50 than at .05/.10? The cards are the same? What the hell are these cocksuckers thinking about?Does that happen at other levels too?

multi tabling

[renaedawn 1]

Anybody notice that the action moves sooooo muuuuuuuch slooooooower at .25/.50 than at .05/.10? The cards are the same? What the hell are these cocksuckers thinking about?Does that happen at other levels too?

multi tabling

Yeah, I am but it still seems just crazy slow.*edit - also Renae is a little blind theif at this table. I like the big pots but 3 or 4 of those blind steals are just as good, too.

[poguemahone68 0]

Anybody notice that the action moves sooooo muuuuuuuch slooooooower at .25/.50 than at .05/.10? The cards are the same? What the hell are these cocksuckers thinking about?Does that happen at other levels too?

multi tabling

Yeah, I am but it still seems just crazy slow.*edit - also Renae is a little blind theif at this table. I like the big pots but 3 or 4 of those blind steals are just as good, too.

I meant that I don't think people multi table the .05/.10 tables, they usually start doing that at higher levels, which might account for some of the slowness you are experiencing now that you've moved up.

[renaedawn 1]

Anybody notice that the action moves sooooo muuuuuuuch slooooooower at .25/.50 than at .05/.10? The cards are the same? What the hell are these cocksuckers thinking about?Does that happen at other levels too?

multi tabling

Yeah, I am but it still seems just crazy slow.*edit - also Renae is a little blind theif at this table. I like the big pots but 3 or 4 of those blind steals are just as good, too.

I meant that I don't think people multi table the .05/.10 tables, they usually start doing that at higher levels, which might account for some of the slowness you are experiencing now that you've moved up.

Oh, duh. I gotcha. :oops:

[dolfan 0]

I'm out.Almost to page 300. I'm going to go home and time myself tonight. Results tomorrow...

[mulhs82 2]

i am going through online poker withdrawl, so i have decided that I am going to buy back in around the new year...then i will be able to accuratley track yearly stats.

[RonBurgundy 0]

Besides, Safin has beat Federer in a Grand Slam final so he's not invincible.

and i jerked off to Don Johnson one time, doesnt make me gay.

That's hot.No, wait, no it's not.

what can i say, i like stubble. don't pretend that doesn't turn you on.

[RonBurgundy 0]

Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you: * "You're like a brother to me" * "You're like a big teddy bear" * "I feel like I can talk to you about anything" * "You're so nice" * "Can you help me with my homework"Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

Have you been talking to every girl i have ever met??

used to have the same problem, where i was always in the friend zone. Then i gave up on finding a good girl i connected with on deep levels and just thought about how to get some.My Advice (strictly for hookups, not serious relationships):1. Confidence- I can not stress how incredibly important this is. Even if it's faked, even if you have to lie to yourself, you have to think every girl in the room wants to fuck you. I know girls will say they don't care, but it's subconscious. Your level of attractiveness to a girl is at least 75% confidence.2. Aloofness- This goes hand-in-hand with confidence. You have to seem uninterested. You have to put off the image that you really don't give a shit what this girl thinks of you, because you already "know" she wants you. You are not interested in her sexually, and that drives her fucking nuts. After all, every guy she's met since she was 15 has wanted to stab. She will be intrigued by why you don't.3. Timing- This one is harder to explain, it's more of a feel thing. If you fool around with it for too long, even she will go look for someone else. She'll still like you of course, but there's a certain period, all based on your actions, where she is DYING for it. That's when you do the deed.Basic Rules:try not to initiate conversations (online, phone)- it shows too much interestshow up late when meeting her- also shows you don't caredon't look at her often/at all when in a room with other peopledon't talk about big issues-most of your conversation should be about her, but you can't let her feel your'e too interested in that either. tease often.there are more, but i'm starting to sound like a dickhead. I'm sure some other guys in here already know and can add tons more.this is from the same school as swingers/tucker max/any other guy who's succesful hooking up with multiple women.

[RonBurgundy 0]

fyi...I hate the c word. It's so very vulgar.Discuss.

my buddy from ireland Mike uses the word like he invented it. Except it sounds more like cont with the accent. It's honestly one of the coolest things ever. Great insult when joking around with guy buddies, as most aren't used to it. Shuts them up good.Also, i once called a girl a "stupid, egotistical, ignorant, mindless bitch. a worthless cunt." oh well, she deserved it. Bitch kept blocking the school halls with her damn wheelchair. "mentally handicapped" or not, that whore had it coming.I personally don't believe any word should have any more stigma than any other, and really if you're confident enough in yourself, no insult should affect you. As my father told me as a young boy: "fuck 'em".

[RonBurgundy 0]

I think i messed up my thumb, but i don't know how

Excessive jerking off in preparation for Renae's and my arrival.

wrong thumb

Not a switch jerker, eh?

I did that during porn time last night.

Hand got tired?

arthritis

[KDawgCometh 2]

I may have said this before, but I give a fucking good handjob and a spectacular blow. I can do things with my tongue that drives both sexes insane with pleasure. And I swallow. Would a guy swallow his own jiz?

Ah it's just too easy sometimes......PROVE IT

Oh, don't tempt me, baby. I could get you off in less than a minute.

though I don't doubt this claim, I can also say that if I tried hard, I could get myself off in a minute :-)

[Nikki_N 17]

I may have said this before, but I give a fucking good handjob and a spectacular blow. I can do things with my tongue that drives both sexes insane with pleasure. And I swallow. Would a guy swallow his own jiz?

Ah it's just too easy sometimes......PROVE IT

Oh, don't tempt me, baby. I could get you off in less than a minute.

though I don't doubt this claim, I can also say that if I tried hard, I could get myself off in a minute :-)

But, would you swallow your own jiz? :wink:

[KDawgCometh 2]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Hand jobs are lame. I don't care if you're the the handjob princess of Indiana or Oklahoma, suck it of fuck it, don't jerk on it.It's just a weird thing, cause I don't think I'd want to suck my own dick, but I'd rather give myself a handjob than let a woman.

hand jobs are soooo jr high. I would only let a girl give me one if I was bored with giving myself one, and since I don't see that happening anytime soon, well, what can I say

[fryer98 30]

Tim:2 Chuck:0PokerStars Game #2468899248: Tournament #11728413, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/08/31 - 21:24:33 (ET)Table '11728413 7' Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 2: OneRoundEye (390 in chips) Seat 3: gosteelers98 (1365 in chips) OneRoundEye: posts small blind 15gosteelers98: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gosteelers98 [Js Jh]DILLIGAF1216: raises 60 to 90OneRoundEye: raises 300 to 390 and is all-ingosteelers98: calls 360*** FLOP *** [3s 9d 8d]*** TURN *** [3s 9d 8d] [Jc]*** RIVER *** [3s 9d 8d Jc] [8s]*** SHOW DOWN ***OneRoundEye: shows [Td Ac] (a pair of Eights)gosteelers98: shows [Js Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)gosteelers98 collected 870 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 870 | Rake 0 Board [3s 9d 8d Jc 8s]Seat 2: OneRoundEye (small blind) showed [Td Ac] and lost with a pair of EightsSeat 3: gosteelers98 (big blind) showed [Js Jh] and won (870) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights

[dms26 3]

i am going through online poker withdrawl, so i have decided that I am going to buy back in around the new year...then i will be able to accuratley track yearly stats.

you realize that's another 4 months right? If you are going through withdrawl how are you going to sit out another 4 months? What do you usually play online, tournies or cash games?

[fryer98 30]

I woke up at 9:21....or something like that. So I made a Murph-dog/Hellmuth appearance. I'm now in 9th.

[fryer98 30]

And hate DEEZ.

[mulhs82 2]

i am going through online poker withdrawl, so i have decided that I am going to buy back in around the new year...then i will be able to accuratley track yearly stats.

you realize that's another 4 months right? If you are going through withdrawl how are you going to sit out another 4 months? What do you usually play online, tournies or cash games?

cause i am going to tell myself that i don't have the money, and I am pretty good about lying to myself. As for what i play, it used to be a diet of sng's but towards the end of my run i was starting to play very cheapo limit games.

[faketree 0]

hi.