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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Ronny you been hitting the gym lately? Ive been jogging/walking a few miles s night for the past three weeks or so. Listening to Lebby the whole time, which makes me more atune to repeat segments. But its crazy how out of shape i am. My heart is very weak.

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I've been doing some walking every night, some times twice a day. Having the dog helps. We like to walk him at least 30 minutes a day, twice or three times a day. So, that's about it lately. I'm a useless turd, otherwise. Pretty sad actually. I used to love to pump iron and sweat it out on a cardio machine.

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Where is Napa today? I need an update over here.

 

I realize I'm slow on the uptake sometimes but I just conscientiously realized that big d is that guy that just drops in to shit on other people.

 

 

Seriously though, anyone heard from Napster?

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I'm still here. Just haven't felt like being online. Finally got some sleep today and took a few walks around the hospital. Haven't heard the results from my lab earlier to know if I'll be out of here sooner or later. It sucks because I feel physically fine but it's a whole fvckin process just to take a piss and I need help getting comfortable in bed and it just sucks and I want to go home.

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Keep a stiff upper lip, Nappy, and as much as this sucks, try to remember that you're really fortunate to be alive. Don't be afraid to ask for pain killers/sleeping pills and full release sponge baths

 

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I understand platitudes like "keep a stiff upper lip, you're lucky to be alive" are pretty empty, when you're miserable in the hospital, that's why I tried to sprinkle in some practical advice. Fast playing the pain killers makes hospital stays so much more tolerable.

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My placenta eater won a critical short to midterm victory today. I returned a book to the wrong library system and I bet I have to pay for it. I've run out of wine (but not whine).

 

Napa, we are in sync.

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i hope strat disagrees. that would be entertaining.

I agree with the spirit of bigd's post.

 

my firm has most of its standard passive portfolio in Vanguard ETFs. I don't know why people still invest in mutual funds outside of qualified plans, and I don't know why qualified plans primarily offer shit like ODMAX and AGTHX to employees who have no chance of knowing any better. that said, a huge portion of our assets are with people like iShares, Guggenheim, Wisdom Tree, First Trust, etc. because they offer stuff that uses fama-french, while Vanguard has nothing like that.

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I just had some visitors so that was nice.

 

I forgot my bae Flo's album came out today and so I'm now just laying in my bed with my eyes closed escaping to another dimension.

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Well glad to hear you're feeling good enough to bitch about being there. That's a good sign. Rest up, take some pain pills and pinch a nurses ass while you have a good excuse.

 

 

 

 

 

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