Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 My general rule is to round the first number and double. So I also would have tipped $10 on $48. Tipping has to be in the top 3 for reoccurring topics here. It is. It's kind of amazing how much we talk about tipping. I want to go to other forums and search tipping to see if everyone talks about it this much. Anyway, I just calculate 20% and then round up to an even amount. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Anyway, I just calculate 20% and then round up to an even amount. It is not surprising to me at all that your brain seems to work exactly like my BIL, Paul. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I just crumple up a twenty and throw it in the girl's general direction. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Week 10 Power Rankings, 9/10/13 - 9/16/13 1. Napa Don (+3) - Tweaked his ankle; gonna get fired; makeout sesh; other stuff 2. The Ocho (+1) - Flew first class; met people; watched game in a bar like a man and drank beer 3. InternetExplorer (-2) - Girl has great chest 4. Sickinfo2 (-2) - Blew shit up; beans stuff 5. Ron_Mexico (+19) - Morning sex; resigned from work 6. brvheart (+5) - Sack, fumble recovery, TD; doesn't understand Chrissy Teigen; snitchin' on others; otherwise helpful 7. Essay21 (-2) - Considering applying for a job in Vegas; or becoming a teacher 8. Theraflu (+4) - Turned 30; had sex 9. ShakeZuma (+14) - Took a flamethrower to everyone 10. iphonenkinder (-2) - 11. Tiltinagain (+2) - Trip report about something or other 12. JubilantLankyLad (+5) - 13. David_Sklansky (-7) - 14. Roll the Bones (+4) - Going to be a grandpa; best friend's daughter died 15. TommyGavin81 (-6) - 16. Cha! Cha! (-6) - Never remembers to write notes about himself 17. hank213 (-3) - Insulted CT 18. CaneBrain (-11) - 19. speedz99 (-4) - 20. runthemover (-4) - 21. Quacktastic (+1) - 22. NickCave (-3) - 23. funyet (-3) - 24. Dawson Leery (-3) - Week 10 Big Riser - Ron_Mexico (+19) Week 10 Big Dropper - CaneBrain (-11) Week 11 Power Rankings, 9/17/13 - 9/23/13 1. brvheart (+5) - Met with Randy; and Napa 2. TommyGavin81 (+13) - Girl is interested in anal; finally (FINALLY!) had sex again after week long hiatus 3. David_Sklansky (+10) - "Carrot;" huge betting success 4. The Ocho (-2) - Business trip, chocolate covered potato chips; watched girls kiss; didn't know about beedogs. 5. Roll the Bones (+9) - Met with Brv 6. Ron_Mexico (-1) - Got cute bartender's number 7. Napa Don (-6) - Had a date, she cried; hung out with Brv 8. Essay21 (-1) - Went out, mixed results; free lunch 9. InternetExplorer (-6) - Asked girl out for drinks, she had prior engagement; wing workers and wing bosses; coffee; beedogs!; coffee cancelled; high on himself 10. iphonenkinder (--) - Potato chips for dinner; 5k; saw Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann 11. Cha! Cha! (+5) - Contributed to the ongoing existence of the thread 12. JubilantLankyLad (--) - Funny guy 13. Tiltinagain (-2) - Contributed 14. CaneBrain (+4) - Bachelor party was fine 15. ShakeZuma (-9) - Drinking and drugs; something about a girl 16. Theraflu (-8) - Babysat the drunk at a wedding 17. Sickinfo2 (-13) - Vegas insider tips; leaving??? 18. hank213 (-1) - Is getting super lame 19. speedz99 (--) - 20. runthemover (--) - 21. Quacktastic (--) - 22. NickCave (--) - 23. funyet (--) - 24. Dawson Leery (--) - Week 11 Big Riser - TommyGavin81 (+13) Week 11 Big Dropper - Sickinfo2 (-13) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Ha It's funny that even though I'm not going to hire her, I can't throw the number away. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Current Standings (Top 8 make the playoffs) 1. InternetExplorer - 6.36 2. TommyGavin81 - 6.45 3. Ron_Mexico - 7.00 4. Cha! Cha! - 8.73 5. Essay21 - 8.82 6. iphonenkinder - 9.27 7. Napa Don - 9.91 8. Sickinfo2 - 10.18 9. brvheart - 10.82 10. JubilantLankyLad - 11.55 11. The Ocho - 11.55 12. Tiltinagain - 12.00 13. funyet - 12.09 14. Theraflu - 12.55 15. hank213 - 13.45 16. NickCave - 14.27 17. runthemover - 14.91 18. CaneBrain - 15.45 19. ShakeZuma - 16.18 20. Roll the Bones - 16.64 21. David_Sklansky - 16.91 22. Quacktastic - 17.18 23. speedz99 - 17.27 24. Dawson Leery - 19.36 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Horseshit. I don't wanna face you in the first round. I deserve better than that. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 The worst thing about being a hipster is how hard it is to find materialistic women to help me celebrate gambling scores. It's been suggested that I donate some to an animal charity as a way to blow my winnings. I need to find a stripper who likes cocaine and molly, but I don't even know where to look. Do strip clubs have them? Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Horseshit. I don't wanna face you in the first round. I deserve better than that. You could try tanking this week. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 What wod that even look like? My whole life is tanking and has been for years. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I've made some cameos, god damn it Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I need to find a stripper who likes cocaine and molly, but I don't even know where to look. Do strip clubs have them? Are we still on the Internet? Then the correct answer is: ask your mother. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I've made some cameos, god damn it Fine, I'll add you to the list. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Damn it, I only spent about half an hour with the drunk, because I was in the wedding party. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I think I accurately captured the essence of your story. I'm going to run some playoff scenarios. See who has been eliminated already. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I'll bet I get eliminated early. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Always tough when your first round opponent is the sole judge and jury SA 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Current Standings (Top 8 make the playoffs) 1. InternetExplorer - 6.36 2. TommyGavin81 - 6.45 3. Ron_Mexico - 7.00 4. Cha! Cha! - 8.73 5. Essay21 - 8.82 6. iphonenkinder - 9.27 7. Napa Don - 9.91 8. Sickinfo2 - 10.18 9. brvheart - 10.82 10. JubilantLankyLad - 11.55 11. The Ocho - 11.55 12. Tiltinagain - 12.00 13. funyet - 12.09 Cut Line (Everybody below here has been eliminated. Welcome to the NIT.) 14. Theraflu - 12.55 15. hank213 - 13.45 16. NickCave - 14.27 17. runthemover - 14.91 18. CaneBrain - 15.45 19. ShakeZuma - 16.18 20. Roll the Bones - 16.64 21. David_Sklansky - 16.91 22. Quacktastic - 17.18 23. speedz99 - 17.27 24. Dawson Leery - 19.36 25. BigDMcGee - N/A 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Current Standings (Top 8 make the playoffs) 1. InternetExplorer - 6.36 2. TommyGavin81 - 6.45 3. Ron_Mexico - 7.00 4. Cha! Cha! - 8.73 5. Essay21 - 8.82 6. iphonenkinder - 9.27 7. Napa Don - 9.91 8. Sickinfo2 - 10.18 9. brvheart - 10.82 10. JubilantLankyLad - 11.55 11. The Ocho - 11.55 12. Tiltinagain - 12.00 13. funyet - 12.09 Assumption: Beans doesn't post and slots in at #19, only ahead of those who didn't post last week either. Then: funyet and tilt are also eliminated. Then: Ocho and Jubi need to finish no lower than 4th and either 9 spots ahead of brv or 19 spots ahead of Napa. (Is Napa's wedding date this weekend? Could happen...) Then: IE, TG, Ron, me, SA, and frau have all clinched. So besides seeding battles, this week comes down to whether Jubi or Ocho can put up a big week while brv and Napa choke. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Who gives a shit. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 ♪♫ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone ♫♪ Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Is winners still in the game give a shit. We give two shits. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 girl asks how I did in the interview. doesn't respond when I give her the honest answer. hmmmmmm. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Yeah don't ever talk to her again. Women are the worst. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 She's thinking she should've used a different excuse than the work thing. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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