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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Girl I was really good friends with when we were way younger works at the client I'm at today. Of course, I'm back home and there's only like 1,800 people in this town so its not that crazy that she does. But still.

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oh certainly.

 

 

 

so I am now the proud owner of half of 86 acres. not 43 acres, but half of 86. whatever, it's mine, and I love it. and I will hug it and pet it and love it and hug it. who needs a woman's touch when you can cut wood on your own land? NOBODY. I would have made a great homesteader.

 

 

 

suited are you still talking to that girl? jesus, if you are, please just lie to me and tell me you aren't.

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Are you talking to this girl isn't the question. The question is are you touching each others naughty bits?

 

The baby in the gif thread is getting more action than SA.

 

 

 

Because he wants it that way.

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Sometimes I'm totally in love with you.

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