Jump to content

I Called In Sick Today


Recommended Posts

Dude, they live in fcking Kansas. Land of the wizard of oz. Pretty sure that's an every day thing. So tonight, I made mini burgers. Got some king Hawaiian rolls, made little patties, crisped up some bacon, deep fried some steak fries. Totally went healthy. What put it over the top? Melting butter and brushing it on the rolls before I pop them on the burger/bacon grease filled griddle to toast them. 'twas good though

Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 268k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Ron_Mexico

    19414

  • speedz99

    16304

  • Napa Lite

    7767

  • ShakeZuma

    7517

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

Posted Images

pretty sure the severe stuff missed us to the north. no idea about tonight, but that's where it stands currently.tornadoes are routine around here, but tornadoes posing actual personal risk are exceedingly rare. most of them just destroy some poor farmer's crops or something. the actual footprint of destruction almost never rivals something like a hurricane.

Link to post
Share on other sites

oh man, I watched the first 10 minutes of the series Titanic while I was looking for the playoff games. I thought it was the movie at first. like usual, I'm trying to envision who would actually like watching such a boring piece of shit series... settled on the 60+ demographic.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Omg, boil? Noooooooo. Put a knob of butter in the frying pan, put the dogs in, get a nice dark crust on them. I've had a number of jack and diet dr peppers.

Link to post
Share on other sites
I like Nathan's hot dogs, fwiw.
I agree Nathans are the best. Somehow now I feel scram is going to come in here and tell us why certain jewey hot dogs are better. But I really don't care, Nathan's are the bees knees.
Link to post
Share on other sites

that's not going to work.just went to a roller derby. in my town. not the "city" near me; my town. yes: of course I want to bang half of them. now I'm going to the after party where they all get drunk. wish me luck!

Link to post
Share on other sites
pretty sure the severe stuff missed us to the north. no idea about tonight, but that's where it stands currently.tornadoes are routine around here, but tornadoes posing actual personal risk are exceedingly rare. most of them just destroy some poor farmer's crops or something. the actual footprint of destruction almost never rivals something like a hurricane.
Correct. They were coming right at me.
Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm at like 400 calories today. looking to stay under 1k. we'll see if nathans is feasible.
You're insane. That's not enough. Losing weight won't matter if you die. The people on survivor eat more than 400 calories a day.EDIT: I should read all the posts before posting.
Link to post
Share on other sites

There is no way that Nathan's Hot Dog's aren't available somewhere in your town. Not even Kansas is that sucky.This secret service/prostitution scandal couldn't have been handled any worse. How the **** do SS dudes think it was a good idea to order hookers in another country? I mean, isn't that like SS rule #1. "Don't put yourself in a compromising situation where any information could be used against you, so that the President would be put in harms way." I mean, crap. All those dudes need to be fired asap.

Link to post
Share on other sites

So I accidentally staggered across the ultimate award winning rib recipe this evening...How so you didn't ask?Well, as usual we had several folks over for... Hell who knows... Free food and beer I suppose.... Don't interrupt me pleaseNormally I pour a half bag of charcoal in the grill... This time the beer factor was pretty relevant so a full bag it was. I keep a spray bottle filled with water next to the cooking surface for cleaning purposes, so when the temp gauge accelerated toward the five fifty range, I reached for it to cool it down a mite but it was empty. What did this drunk do? Fill it with beer of courseSo as an experiment, I threw on a couple beef ribs in the red glowing surface and misted them with Modela to prevent overcookingUnbelievably, the overheated grill seemed to lock in the natural juices and the beer added to them. Charcoal steamed is what I call it. I'm contacting my patent attorney first thing Monday so don't even thinkOf stealing the methodThis post is not really meant to share but to remind me of what happened today...I just hope I remember posting this

Link to post
Share on other sites
I agree Nathans are the best. Somehow now I feel scram is going to come in here and tell us why certain jewey hot dogs are better. But I really don't care, Nathan's are the bees knees.
[Nathan] Handwerker, a Polish Jew, immigrated to the United States in 1912. Handwerker decided to call his hot dog stand Nathan's Famous in 1921 after hearing the song, "Nathan, Nathan Why You Waitin?" by Sophie Tucker playing from a nearby restaurant. The food stand developed into the fast food chain Nathan's Famous, spearhead by his son, Murray Handwerker.
Link to post
Share on other sites
hey suited has that girl texted you yet today? if not she's a cunt.
yeah she texted me. she was busy tonight though, probably taking it from some other dude, but she didn't confirm.
Link to post
Share on other sites
yeah she texted me. she was busy tonight though, probably taking it from some other dude, but she didn't confirm.
It woulda been awesome if you asked that.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Freeze 3 bananas, buy some cruzan banana rum, put in your ninja blender with some blue bell chocolate and vanilla ice cream, more vanilla than chocolate, a splash of OJ. Blend, sit by your pool in the hot sun, drink. Thank me at your leisure.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...