Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Dude, they live in fcking Kansas. Land of the wizard of oz. Pretty sure that's an every day thing. So tonight, I made mini burgers. Got some king Hawaiian rolls, made little patties, crisped up some bacon, deep fried some steak fries. Totally went healthy. What put it over the top? Melting butter and brushing it on the rolls before I pop them on the burger/bacon grease filled griddle to toast them. 'twas good though Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I will not apologize for my concern over the life of a fellow human being Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 pretty sure the severe stuff missed us to the north. no idea about tonight, but that's where it stands currently.tornadoes are routine around here, but tornadoes posing actual personal risk are exceedingly rare. most of them just destroy some poor farmer's crops or something. the actual footprint of destruction almost never rivals something like a hurricane. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Yeah, whatever. Can we get back to what's important? I made mini burgers. Fuck man Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Yeah, no, I'm going to be fine I'm sure of it. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I almost feel like buying some hotdogs or something. would have to microwave probably. or boil? I've never boiled, I would need to be coached. can't use the grill because possible storms.I could probably buy some low fat ones or something. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 oh man, I watched the first 10 minutes of the series Titanic while I was looking for the playoff games. I thought it was the movie at first. like usual, I'm trying to envision who would actually like watching such a boring piece of shit series... settled on the 60+ demographic. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Omg, boil? Noooooooo. Put a knob of butter in the frying pan, put the dogs in, get a nice dark crust on them. I've had a number of jack and diet dr peppers. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I like Nathan's hot dogs, fwiw. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I like Nathan's hot dogs, fwiw.I agree Nathans are the best. Somehow now I feel scram is going to come in here and tell us why certain jewey hot dogs are better. But I really don't care, Nathan's are the bees knees. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I'm at like 400 calories today. looking to stay under 1k. we'll see if nathans is feasible. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 that's not going to work.just went to a roller derby. in my town. not the "city" near me; my town. yes: of course I want to bang half of them. now I'm going to the after party where they all get drunk. wish me luck! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 lol. I used to starve myself for days on end. I think I'm going to be okay. I'm sure not shooting for 1k/day long-term, as I would eventually die. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,751 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 pretty sure the severe stuff missed us to the north. no idea about tonight, but that's where it stands currently.tornadoes are routine around here, but tornadoes posing actual personal risk are exceedingly rare. most of them just destroy some poor farmer's crops or something. the actual footprint of destruction almost never rivals something like a hurricane.Correct. They were coming right at me. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,751 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I'm at like 400 calories today. looking to stay under 1k. we'll see if nathans is feasible.You're insane. That's not enough. Losing weight won't matter if you die. The people on survivor eat more than 400 calories a day.EDIT: I should read all the posts before posting. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 got some claussen pickles and sandwich stuff. did not see nathans... I had never even heard of it. you guys could totally be making that up for all I know. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,751 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 There is no way that Nathan's Hot Dog's aren't available somewhere in your town. Not even Kansas is that sucky.This secret service/prostitution scandal couldn't have been handled any worse. How the **** do SS dudes think it was a good idea to order hookers in another country? I mean, isn't that like SS rule #1. "Don't put yourself in a compromising situation where any information could be used against you, so that the President would be put in harms way." I mean, crap. All those dudes need to be fired asap. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 So I accidentally staggered across the ultimate award winning rib recipe this evening...How so you didn't ask?Well, as usual we had several folks over for... Hell who knows... Free food and beer I suppose.... Don't interrupt me pleaseNormally I pour a half bag of charcoal in the grill... This time the beer factor was pretty relevant so a full bag it was. I keep a spray bottle filled with water next to the cooking surface for cleaning purposes, so when the temp gauge accelerated toward the five fifty range, I reached for it to cool it down a mite but it was empty. What did this drunk do? Fill it with beer of courseSo as an experiment, I threw on a couple beef ribs in the red glowing surface and misted them with Modela to prevent overcookingUnbelievably, the overheated grill seemed to lock in the natural juices and the beer added to them. Charcoal steamed is what I call it. I'm contacting my patent attorney first thing Monday so don't even thinkOf stealing the methodThis post is not really meant to share but to remind me of what happened today...I just hope I remember posting this Link to post Share on other sites
daveharvey 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 g dammit gump Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I agree Nathans are the best. Somehow now I feel scram is going to come in here and tell us why certain jewey hot dogs are better. But I really don't care, Nathan's are the bees knees.[Nathan] Handwerker, a Polish Jew, immigrated to the United States in 1912. Handwerker decided to call his hot dog stand Nathan's Famous in 1921 after hearing the song, "Nathan, Nathan Why You Waitin?" by Sophie Tucker playing from a nearby restaurant. The food stand developed into the fast food chain Nathan's Famous, spearhead by his son, Murray Handwerker. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 hey suited has that girl texted you yet today? if not she's a cunt.yeah she texted me. she was busy tonight though, probably taking it from some other dude, but she didn't confirm. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 yeah she texted me. she was busy tonight though, probably taking it from some other dude, but she didn't confirm.It woulda been awesome if you asked that. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Freeze 3 bananas, buy some cruzan banana rum, put in your ninja blender with some blue bell chocolate and vanilla ice cream, more vanilla than chocolate, a splash of OJ. Blend, sit by your pool in the hot sun, drink. Thank me at your leisure. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 must be nice to live the sweet life down in florida. making the big money, bedding the big ladies, and drinking the big fruity drinks. Link to post Share on other sites
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