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They have a cord to plug into laptops so that you can use a computer with the wireless. That is what I am excited to see...
Yeah, it's called a USB cable...ZING. USB cable + Blackberry desktop software + setting up the modem + blackberry = internet on the computer.
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I think bluetooth is on the verge of being creepy with the impact a well-written virus could have. There are cars that auto-sync with your cell these days.every time I get a call on my cell phone, my wireless mouse fucking jitters. give me a break.

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connected to the internet via my blackberry as a modemThis means I can have internet on long car rides. /brag
I am posting in the car right now. We are about to hit Tifton GA (look it up) after being in Atlanta all weekend. Few more hours till we get back to Tampa.I have been posting from the car on road trips for about 4 years now. I have the Sprint Broadband card that works very nicely.
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I am posting in the car right now. We are about to hit Tifton GA (look it up) after being in Atlanta all weekend. Few more hours till we get back to Tampa.I have been posting from the car on road trips for about 4 years now. I have the Sprint Broadband card that works very nicely.
been porning around in your car, have you?
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yeah, I am constantly amazed with the speed I get with the touch, considering how small the wireless card (chip?) must be. I assume you're doing it via bluetooth?
Ya, I love being able to use my Touch at airports, etc instead of breaking out the laptop.
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I think bluetooth is on the verge of being creepy with the impact a well-written virus could have. There are cars that auto-sync with your cell these days.every time I get a call on my cell phone, my wireless mouse fucking jitters. give me a break.
my car autolinks with my phone, or jess's. but im not worried, bluetooth has that super secure password feature. HINT: it's almost always 0000.
been porning around in your car, have you?
never mind that, it's the driving and typing that impresses me.
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been porning around in your car, have you?
Heh...speaking of...got to post today's star. Going to do that now.
my car autolinks with my phone, or jess's. but im not worried, bluetooth has that super secure password feature. HINT: it's almost always 0000.never mind that, it's the driving and typing that impresses me.
Wife driving obv but I have posted while stuck in Atlanta 5:00pm traffic before.
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Unfortunately, I did not get laid in the process.This would be quite an interesting group. It does include two of the people from this thread that I haven't met in person that I most want to meet.Solo is on co-op this quarter working as a bellman for the premier hotel in Rochester. I'll let you all laugh at that. But his job consists of driving people around in a Mercedes, and the money he drags in is basically as good as what I make. Currently he is driving around a current star of The Hills.
whores, all of emawww, thanks pumpkinIs it Whitney? I like Whitney. Or maybe Brodie, he's a doll as well.
I wish I was better friends with Ron Mexico :club:
bend over, earn it like everyone else.
just for the record I didn't even get laid last night. I went over there and we hung out for a little while, and she then mentioned that "you sure you're ok with just being here and staying with me and not having sex?" to which I became a little confused. I replied that that was the exact opposite of the text that she sent me. apparently, she forgot to put the word "not" in the text. pretty fucking important word. I left. I think she was kind of pissed off about that, but I mean really, I've made it very clear that I do not want a relationship with her, so I certainly don't want to lay around and cuddle all night (with her freaking kid there, yeah same girl). that shits just weird and uncomfortable. also, that elitexc was far better than I expected. other than the fight being stopped between rounds, the shamrock/chink fight was really exciting. I will probably be catching one of these shows again.
What a cunt. This same girl pulled that stuff on me a couple of times early on. It's not really amusing. She didn't forget not. Just for that, I would get her excited about doing something that she wants, and then back out on her. I could go on a long rant about this topic, but what would the point be? The elitexc fights most always end in brutal knockout, so there is that.
The ol' "twat n' snatch."
FYP?
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I am posting in the car right now. We are about to hit Tifton GA (look it up) after being in Atlanta all weekend. Few more hours till we get back to Tampa.I have been posting from the car on road trips for about 4 years now. I have the Sprint Broadband card that works very nicely.
I looked it up. apparently, its a town in georgia.
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I don't know, 100 pounds heavier than what you put in your profile?
sometime in 1998 when chatrooms and stuff like that were popular, I had a friend that was always in them, working on hookups, etc and he had this one girl on the line. She was a regular chatter. I still remember her handle, HotFLteacher. He was a teacher as well, so he would find her in the local chatroom, strike up the conversation, turn it sexual, and this girl was down, so they do a picture exchange, and she was a tad big, but nothing horrible, definitely a cute face and good enough for a bored Sunday night. Buuuut, he was a dit of a degen, but in a great way. Now, my roommate at the time was his best buddy (it was a tight circle of friends) and they used to bang girls together or at least bang two friends in the same room, at least 4 times. Well, he figured this girl wasn't worth the trip alone, so he started angling for the deuce. After much discussion, she invited both of them over. (I was engaged at the time) The asked what she wanted to drink, she of course said wine coolers. They picked up a 4pk and headed her way.When they got there, the guy that was running it all went and knocked on the door. When she answered, I guess she was twice the size of of her picture, which wasn't a thin pic in its own right. So, she said hi, but asked him to hang on for a quick sec while she tried to wrangle her cat up from running out the door. So she closed the door and when she did, they ran like hell for the car, jumped in and drove back to my place. They were dying laughing when they got back, and he did what anyone would do, he signed back on and started working for a new hookup. Well of course she saw them and started chatting again, asking what the hell happened. He totally covered his tracks and said he left because he thought that she slammed the door in his face because he wasn't good looking enough. Sadly, this excuse seemed to work. I still laugh about it with my guys 10 years later.
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Well, he figured this girl wasn't worth the trip alone, so he started angling for the deuce. After much discussion, she invited both of them over.
beggars can't be choosers.i mean fatties.fatties can't be choosers.
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beggars can't be choosers.i mean fatties.fatties can't be choosers.
I've typed 4 different responses but I'm not sure if I'm being leveled or not. Usually you get the moral of the story.Point being, the guys were good looking and just looking for fun. The girl posted a picture from 8 sizes ago.
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I've typed 4 different responses but I'm not sure if I'm being leveled or not. Usually you get the moral of the story.Point being, the guys were good looking and just looking for fun. The girl posted a picture from 8 sizes ago.
yeah, and there's nothing mean or wrong about what they did. you don't have to hurt feelings, but you also don't have to put up with a lying piece of shit. I'll debate this point to the death if I have to.Even if I don't have to.
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I've typed 4 different responses but I'm not sure if I'm being leveled or not. Usually you get the moral of the story.Point being, the guys were good looking and just looking for fun. The girl posted a picture from 8 sizes ago.
i fixed my post for clarity
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yeah, and there's nothing mean or wrong about what they did. you don't have to hurt feelings, but you also don't have to put up with a lying piece of shit. I'll debate this point to the death if I have to.Even if I don't have to.
I am just imagining how things could have gone when I arrived in Kansas for the first time back in January last year: I'm waiting nervously in the baggage claim area, scanning the crowds for Jeffrey. Finally I spot him across the room. Our eyes meet and I smile: his jaw drops, his eyes widen... he yells "OH HELLS NO". He turns on his heel and sprints back to his car, then hastily surges away, abandoning a bewildered Mojo at the airport.Good thing I'm average looking.
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Well, it was kind of cruel, but like you said, so is putting up your high school yearbook glamour shot photo for your profile pic when you're two years away from collecting Social Security or made an endangered species by the Ocean Society.speaking of Glamour Shot photographs, Lori texts me last night at 1am asking if I was awake. I don't hear from her that often, so I respond "yep". Never heard from her again. I guess she's working for the Gallop organization now.

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I am just imagining how things could have gone when I arrived in Kansas for the first time back in January last year: I'm waiting nervously in the baggage claim area, scanning the crowds for Jeffrey. Finally I spot him across the room. Our eyes meet and I smile: his jaw drops, his eyes widen... he yells "OH HELLS NO". He turns on his heel and sprints back to his car, then hastily surges away, abandoning a bewildered Mojo at the airport.Good thing I'm average looking.
You have the accent. That's good for at least a 30lb differential.
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Well, it was kind of cruel, but like you said, so is putting up your high school yearbook glamour shot photo for your profile pic when you're two years away from collecting Social Security or made an endangered species by the Ocean Society.speaking of Glamour Shot photographs, Lori texts me last night at 1am asking if I was awake. I don't hear from her that often, so I respond "yep". Never heard from her again. I guess she's working for the Gallop organization now.
This is a pet peeve of mine. I associate with a lot of realtors, mortgage people, CPA's, attorneys etc. And a lot of them have their pictures on their cards, literature or website and its always from 1985 when they are like 28 years old. Its ridiculous. The pictures are terrible, it obv their age, they have big hair.Unless they have grown a grotesque deformaty, they need to get these pics updated every 5 years or so, minimum 10.
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This is a pet peeve of mine. I associate with a lot of realtors, mortgage people, CPA's, attorneys etc. And a lot of them have their pictures on their cards, literature or website and its always from 1985 when they are like 28 years old. Its ridiculous. The pictures are terrible, it obv their age, they have big hair.Unless they have grown a grotesque deformaty, they need to get these pics updated every 5 years or so, minimum 10.
ever think that maybe the pics are current and they just have horrible fashion sense?
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